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Hydra (2009) Unrated - DMZ
AVI | English | XviD - 23fps - 640x480 | AC3 192kbps | 700 MB
Genre: Science Fiction (Sci-Fi) Former marine Tim Nolan has been kidnapped along with three ex-convicts and forced to participate in a deadly game. Wealthy men have paid a fortune for the opportunity to hunt down men like him in the perfect place: a deserted island. However, this is no ordinary island .It is home to Hydra the Beast. As the hunters track down their prey, the Hydra quickly turns hunter into hunted. With the island crumbling beneath him, Nolan finds himself in a race against time to stop the beast and get off the island alive.
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Feast 3 DVDRip
I often lament the state of horror movies these days. If it’s not a remake of some schlock splatterhouse flick from the 70s or 80s or a derivation of a foreign concept, it’s some trite excuse to flash tits covered in buckets of gore. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. I mean, good horror is supposed to be a little bad. But there’s a limit. Netflix is resplendent with an assortment of tersely titled grindhouse wannabes, churned out by guys with digital camcorders, Suicide Girl fetishes, and lifetime Fangoria subscriptions. Being a horror writer myself, Awesome. Starting off right where the last one left off. I mean literally. The last five minutes of the last movie are the first five of this one. It’s the principle of Robert Zemeckis: Why make one shitty sequel when you can make two at once? So for those of you keeping score, a bunch of assholes nobody likes are stuck on a roof in a terrible town while monsters try to eat them. I had held a desperate hope that they would have cleaned house castwise like they did between the original (and superiorly funspirited) Feast and Feast II. Instead, they did up a Back to the Feaster II and Feaster III Triple Feast. If Christopher Lloyd doesn’t drive a train off a cliff, this movie already fails.
00:00:36: Clu Gulager, the director’s father, is back as the Bartender who won’t fucking die. He’s standing in the middle of the desert, staring angrily into the camera, saying, “Thanks for fucking my potential acting retirement plan, son. I couldn’t be a stunt hand in a Turkish jerkoff film now. Joke’s on you, I blew your inheritance on hookers and Pixie Sticks.”
00:03:00 Seriously, this is just the end of the last movie. That’s some green filmmaking, Ed Begley Jr. Why this didn’t kill at Sundance is beyond me. If they filmed a compost pile decaying it’d get a four picture fucking deal these days. And yet we’re going to SXSW, where anyone can be a filmmaker if they have $75.
00:04:00: Now I remember why I hate everyone from the last film. Didn’t they kill everyone, goddammit?
00:04:45: Finally! New footage! Honey Pie, my arch nemesis who survived in the credits of the last film — IS DEAD! One of the monsters decrapitated the broad. I don’t care how annoyingly resilient you appear to be. Nobody gets up from a deheadening. Ask the Kurgan.
00:04:47: The monster is eating Honey Pie’s huge noggin like a golden delicious apple. And now. The monster. Is crapping. A human head. Put that on your resume, Heigl.
00:05:00: I guess stupid bitch heads aren’t fortified with the nutrients monsters need to grow up and be in quality films. Five minutes in, and we’ve got recycled footage, a beheading, and scat humor. Stick with YouTube, kids. Five years from now, The Oscar will go to a documentary shot on cell phones. And it’ll be hosted by Tyler Perry.
00:05:30: Christ, again with the little yearbook writeups for the characters. The arc for the Bartender says, “WWII Vet, now fighting his greatest battle, blah-blah-blah.” I’m pretty sure this was the dominant pattern for the script. “They fight monsters with guns on the roof. Make sure chicks are topless. Blood and shit. Blah-blah-fritos scoops are teh shinzorgans.”
00:06:07: Joan Jett the Biker Queen is killing a monster with a motorcycle. I’m positive there’s some sort of austere symbolism for female empowerment going on that I’m not fully appreciating. Probably because she’s spouting such overwhelmingly powerful dialogue, “Die!” and “Bleed!”
00:06:20: “Bleed it out! Bleed it all out!” That’s what I scream at my girlfriend during her special lady time. What? If this movie’s not bringing the A-game, I’m certainly not. Tampax! Gets the red out!
00:06:35: “That’s some Pam Grier shit!” Slasher, the only black character. Congrats on reigniting apartheid, my brother. If memory serves me correctly, the last movie ended with them getting swarmed by monsters on the roof. Where have all the monsters gone? Are they with the cowboys?
00:07:00: Somebody slip in the blood, somebody slip in the blood! C’mon, this calls for some wacky Stoogian hijinks!
00:07:10: What in the piss purple fuck?! Greg Swank is STILL ALIVE? The motherfucker got a steel pipe blasted through his head! It’s still there! They replayed the scene just so we knew! Fucking Swank is played by the goddamn director’s brother. CHRIST! It was SWANK! Swank fell in the goop! Oh, retarded magic is not nearly as much fun to watch when you know where the coins are really disappearing to.
00:07:39: Oh, good. They’re shooting in night vision. So you can bask in all the glorious functionality of the $450 digital camcorder the movie was shot on. White balance next! Autofocus! Anti-tremble function! Whooo! Technology! AV CLUB 4EVA!
00:08:00: Oh, goddamn you, Secrets. I hope someone beats you Oprah and Blue with the Bible. If you recall, she’s called Secrets because she believes in “The Secret”. Also, she keeps repeating, “We gotta believe. We gotta believe.” Who says you can’t have witty social commentary in a grindhouse flick?
00:08:25: They keep going back and forth from nightvision to color. That’s going to use up most of the $65 budget. And a motherfucker needs his goddamn Fritos scoops.
00:08:28: Ahhhh! HAHAHAHAHA! I paused the DVD to write “I bet they’re gonna have a monster jump out from the shadows any second now.” And one did! But in the freeze frame, I can totally see the wire mesh inside the mouth of the costume that the actor looks through! I think it’s James Lipton! Lipton’s the fucking monster!
00:08:49: For those of you keeping score at home, Two monsters have been killed. All by gals. One Honey Pie left out in the rain. She’ll never have to be in the movie again. On our home team we’ve got: Bartender, Slasher, Biker Queen, Secrets, Greg Swank, two Tattooed Biker chicks named Tit Girl and Tat Girl, and theoretically Lightning, unless the midget budget ran over from the last film. Eight is enough! Eight people who will hopefully perish before long!
00:09:00: This movie officially includes more exposed breasts in the first ten minutes of any film I’ve ever seen before, and I’m including pornography.
00:09:37: They keep going close-up on the “dead” monster. I wonder if he’s really dead? Will he jump up and kill? “We’re what’s left of what’s left behind.” Sounds like the Samuel L. “Every Dead Black Hero” Jackson Memorial Monologue to me.
00:10:11: Nope. He lives. They just like zooming in in nightvision. A black guy’s just as green as you and me when the lights are out. Togetherness.
00:10:15: I give up. A guy in a jeep comes driving down the road. And WHATHEFUCKETYFUCKWHISTLE?! THUNDER IS STILL ALIVE?!!!
If you recall from the last movie, Thunder — the other half of the midget team — was splattered all over the street by the ill-fated but awesome midget catapult experiment. He was then subsequently torn in half by the monsters, but being a midget, I’m not sure what fraction that represents. Potentially a third.
And here he is, as a fucking tiny torso with intestines hanging out, STILL ALIVE! And doing reverse pushups.
00:10:20: This must be a new character. He’s driving an army jeep with a spiked ram on the front. He just ran over Thunder! That’s no way to treat your marquee midget, Gulager. Motherfucker was in Pirates of the Caribbean Elevenses: The Search for Ulee’s Gold.
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#3 :: Twin Sector RePack(2009-ENG) |
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| Publisher: neithnim84 :: 21 November 2009 :: view: 69 |
 Twin Sector RePack(2009-ENG)PC Game | Action / 3D / 1st Person / Logic | ENG | 790 Mb The plot tells about the next postapokalipsise, global catastrophe and general despondency. Traditionally the near future, the remnants of humanity have been buried deep underground in the cryogenic chamber, where the chosen people quietly sleep in anticipation of when the planet is once again habitable. And all of a sudden the dream "one" - a girl named Ashley Simms (Ashley Simms) - broke down completely on another occasion. This mad chases artificial intelligence security system OSCAR It turns out that the ideal life support system provided by reason of failure of foreign intervention, and you, as the only individual capable of awakening, as the sole hope for salvation of mankind. Such a complication here.
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#4 :: VA-Electro House Soul (20.11.09) |
Music |
| Publisher: Dodik :: 21 November 2009 :: view: 46 |
VA-Electro House Soul (20.11.09) | Size: 473 MB
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| Publisher: htdang :: 21 November 2009 :: view: 72 |
DivX Pro v7.2.2 Portable | 70 Mb The next generation of DivX video! Enjoy true HD video with DivX® 7 for Windows. Play all DivX and DivX Plus™ HD video (MKV) with our free offering and purchase DivX Pro 7 to create your own HD videos. A Cinematic Video Experience! We're now introducing the next generation of DivX technology with DivX 7 — our new software that lets you create and play full HD H.264 (MKV) videos. H.264 is a new standard that is poised to power the high definition video revolution by offering incredible visual quality, performance and efficiency. DivX 7 gives you all the tools you need to take full advantage of H.264 for a truly cinematic video experience.
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#6 :: Super Rock Hits (2009) |
Music |
| Publisher: hienkbmns :: 21 November 2009 :: view: 9 |
Super Rock Hits (2009) | 2 CDs | 230 MB
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| Publisher: hienkbmns :: 21 November 2009 :: view: 76 |
Spyware Doctor 2010 7.0.0.508 | 32.43 MB Don’t compromise your security with second best! Best Spyware Protection. Used by Millions World Wide. Spyware Doctor has been downloaded over 125 million times with millions more downloads every week. People worldwide use and trust Spyware Doctor to protect their PCs from spyware, adware and other online threats. Spyware Doctor has consistently been awarded Editors’ Choice, by leading PC magazines and testing laboratories around the world, including United States, United Kingdom, Sweden, Germany and Australia. In addition, after leading the market in 2005,Spyware Doctor was awarded the prestigious Best of the Year at the end of 2005 and again in 2006.
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#8 :: VA-CD Club Promo Only December Part 1-5 (2009) |
Music |
| Publisher: pawloks :: 21 November 2009 :: view: 12 |
artist: VA
title: CD Club Promo Only December Part 1-5
date: 19.11.2009
genre: Dance
tracks: 68
time: 374 min
size: 523 Mb
quality: VBR / 44.1kHz/ Joint-Stereo
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#9 :: VA - Country Heat 2010 |
Music |
| Publisher: PiXel :: 21 November 2009 :: view: 43 |
VA - Country Heat 2010 | 89.4 Mb Artist: VA Album: Country Heat 2010 Year: 2010 Style: Country Bitrate: 192 kbps Tracks: 16
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WinRescue XP v1.08.44 | 5 Mb WinRescue backs up the Registry and important configuration files, packs the Registry, troubleshoots problems, provides fivefold protection from system crashes, backs up any and all files that you desire, and much more (see below).
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Norton Antivirus 2010 v17.1.0.19 | 91 Mb Norton AntiVirus 2010 will be the fastest and lightest malware scanner Symantec has ever delivered. The Norton AntiVirus application scans faster and uses less memory than any other antivirus product on the market. Unlike free solutions from Microsoft, Norton AntiVirus includes intrusion detection to detect malicious code hidden in web sites before it can strike.
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Norton Internet Security 2010 v17.1.0.19 | 117.8 Mb Norton Internet Security 2010 - Strong on protection, light on system resources, award winning! Norton Internet Security runs quietly in the background to detect and block today's complex threats and to protect your identity when you buy, bank, or browse online. The friendly and efficient product design helps minimize confusing security alerts and system slowdowns that can get in the way of your online experience. Norton Internet Security provides essential protection from viruses, hackers, spyware, spam and other privacy threats. A comprehensive set of security tools, Norton Internet Security helps keep you safe online as you surf and email, swap files, download programs, and chat. In addition to protecting against viruses and unwelcome intrusions from the Internet.
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Portable MajorShare Rapidshare Downloader v4.16 MultiLang | 5.04 MB MajorShare - RapidShare Downloader v4.16 is an easy-to use download manager with many new features ...
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4 AIO in One Hacking Video Training and Ebooks Collection | 795 MB 1.Best Ever Hacking Video Collection AiO A penetration Attack Reconstructed Bluesnafling a nokia hand set Breaking WEP in 10 minutes Buffer Overflow Buffer Overflow Exploits 3
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#15 :: 1Password 3.0.0 (build 30300) Final |
Softwares |
1Password 3.0.0 (build 30300) Final | Mac Os X | 14 MB 1Password is a password manager that uniquely brings you both security and convenience. It is the only program that provides anti-phishing protection and goes beyond password management by adding web form filling and automatic strong password generation. All your confidential information, including passwords, identities, and credit cards, is kept secure in one secure place using a highly encrypted keychain.
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| Publisher: Saunt :: 20 November 2009 :: view: 49 |
Special Edition Using Crystal Reports 10
Publisher: Que | ISBN: 0789731134 | edition 2004 | CHM | 888 pages | 32,34 mb Special Edition Using Crystal Reports is a reference guide designed to provide hands-on experience with the latest release of the product suite. The latest version of the Crystal Reporting Suite, delivers vast enhancements that drive upgrades from users who'll seek a reference to help them migrate. As Crystal Decisions insiders, the authors bring unique and valuable real-world perspectives on implementations and use of the Crystal Reports product. The book includes content, tutorials, samples and real-world tips and tricks for reporting within the Microsoft Visual Studio.NET environment, the J2EE/Java environment and against a multitude of data sources including Relational Databases, OLAP Databases, EJBs, COM objects, SAP BW, etc. New content on report distribution, and integration into the secured managed reporting solution known as Crystal Enterprise 10, is also now included in this definitive user guide.
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| Publisher: htdang :: 20 November 2009 :: view: 71 |
Hydra (2009) Unrated - DMZ
AVI | English | XviD - 23fps - 640x480 | AC3 192kbps | 700 MB
Genre: Science Fiction (Sci-Fi) Former marine Tim Nolan has been kidnapped along with three ex-convicts and forced to participate in a deadly game. Wealthy men have paid a fortune for the opportunity to hunt down men like him in the perfect place: a deserted island. However, this is no ordinary island .It is home to Hydra the Beast. As the hunters track down their prey, the Hydra quickly turns hunter into hunted. With the island crumbling beneath him, Nolan finds himself in a race against time to stop the beast and get off the island alive.
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#18 :: Zombie Shooter 2 Repack (2009-ENG) |
Games |
| Publisher: htdang :: 20 November 2009 :: view: 91 |
Zombie Shooter 2 (2009-ENG)
PC Game | Arcade / Action | ENG | 634 Mb Where is the line between life and death? How far can go human attempts to explore this question? Become a member of the great battle for the salvation of humanity and find out the cause of what happened! Humanity is in danger again, this time scientists do not have coped with the impending threat and turned themselves into monsters. Crowds of zombie people filled the space of the secret research base, a little more and the epidemic struck the earth!
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| Publisher: acacura :: 20 November 2009 :: view: 104 |
1Password 3.0.0 (build 30300) Final | Mac Os X | 14 MB 1Password is a password manager that uniquely brings you both security and convenience. It is the only program that provides anti-phishing protection and goes beyond password management by adding web form filling and automatic strong password generation. All your confidential information, including passwords, identities, and credit cards, is kept secure in one secure place using a highly encrypted keychain.
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#20 :: Zombie Shooter 2 (2009-ENG) |
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| Publisher: neithnim84 :: 20 November 2009 :: view: 93 |
 Zombie Shooter 2 (2009-ENG)PC Game | Arcade / Action | ENG | 634 Mb Where is the line between life and death? How far can go human attempts to explore this question? Become a member of the great battle for the salvation of humanity and find out the cause of what happened! Humanity is in danger again, this time scientists do not have coped with the impending threat and turned themselves into monsters. Crowds of zombie people filled the space of the secret research base, a little more and the epidemic struck the earth!
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