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#1 :: Under The Salt 2008 DVDRip XviD-LAP (Bajo la Sal ) |
Video » Movies |
Under The Salt 2008 DVDRip XviD-LAP (Bajo la Sal ) Tagline: Some things should be kept beneath. Plot: A series of murders leads commander TRUJILLO to Santa Rosa de la Sal a town close to a salt mine, where he meets VÍCTOR ZEPEDA…
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Feast 3 DVDRip
I often lament the state of horror movies these days. If it’s not a remake of some schlock splatterhouse flick from the 70s or 80s or a derivation of a foreign concept, it’s some trite excuse to flash tits covered in buckets of gore. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. I mean, good horror is supposed to be a little bad. But there’s a limit. Netflix is resplendent with an assortment of tersely titled grindhouse wannabes, churned out by guys with digital camcorders, Suicide Girl fetishes, and lifetime Fangoria subscriptions. Being a horror writer myself, Awesome. Starting off right where the last one left off. I mean literally. The last five minutes of the last movie are the first five of this one. It’s the principle of Robert Zemeckis: Why make one shitty sequel when you can make two at once? So for those of you keeping score, a bunch of assholes nobody likes are stuck on a roof in a terrible town while monsters try to eat them. I had held a desperate hope that they would have cleaned house castwise like they did between the original (and superiorly funspirited) Feast and Feast II. Instead, they did up a Back to the Feaster II and Feaster III Triple Feast. If Christopher Lloyd doesn’t drive a train off a cliff, this movie already fails.
00:00:36: Clu Gulager, the director’s father, is back as the Bartender who won’t fucking die. He’s standing in the middle of the desert, staring angrily into the camera, saying, “Thanks for fucking my potential acting retirement plan, son. I couldn’t be a stunt hand in a Turkish jerkoff film now. Joke’s on you, I blew your inheritance on hookers and Pixie Sticks.”
00:03:00 Seriously, this is just the end of the last movie. That’s some green filmmaking, Ed Begley Jr. Why this didn’t kill at Sundance is beyond me. If they filmed a compost pile decaying it’d get a four picture fucking deal these days. And yet we’re going to SXSW, where anyone can be a filmmaker if they have $75.
00:04:00: Now I remember why I hate everyone from the last film. Didn’t they kill everyone, goddammit?
00:04:45: Finally! New footage! Honey Pie, my arch nemesis who survived in the credits of the last film — IS DEAD! One of the monsters decrapitated the broad. I don’t care how annoyingly resilient you appear to be. Nobody gets up from a deheadening. Ask the Kurgan.
00:04:47: The monster is eating Honey Pie’s huge noggin like a golden delicious apple. And now. The monster. Is crapping. A human head. Put that on your resume, Heigl.
00:05:00: I guess stupid bitch heads aren’t fortified with the nutrients monsters need to grow up and be in quality films. Five minutes in, and we’ve got recycled footage, a beheading, and scat humor. Stick with YouTube, kids. Five years from now, The Oscar will go to a documentary shot on cell phones. And it’ll be hosted by Tyler Perry.
00:05:30: Christ, again with the little yearbook writeups for the characters. The arc for the Bartender says, “WWII Vet, now fighting his greatest battle, blah-blah-blah.” I’m pretty sure this was the dominant pattern for the script. “They fight monsters with guns on the roof. Make sure chicks are topless. Blood and shit. Blah-blah-fritos scoops are teh shinzorgans.”
00:06:07: Joan Jett the Biker Queen is killing a monster with a motorcycle. I’m positive there’s some sort of austere symbolism for female empowerment going on that I’m not fully appreciating. Probably because she’s spouting such overwhelmingly powerful dialogue, “Die!” and “Bleed!”
00:06:20: “Bleed it out! Bleed it all out!” That’s what I scream at my girlfriend during her special lady time. What? If this movie’s not bringing the A-game, I’m certainly not. Tampax! Gets the red out!
00:06:35: “That’s some Pam Grier shit!” Slasher, the only black character. Congrats on reigniting apartheid, my brother. If memory serves me correctly, the last movie ended with them getting swarmed by monsters on the roof. Where have all the monsters gone? Are they with the cowboys?
00:07:00: Somebody slip in the blood, somebody slip in the blood! C’mon, this calls for some wacky Stoogian hijinks!
00:07:10: What in the piss purple fuck?! Greg Swank is STILL ALIVE? The motherfucker got a steel pipe blasted through his head! It’s still there! They replayed the scene just so we knew! Fucking Swank is played by the goddamn director’s brother. CHRIST! It was SWANK! Swank fell in the goop! Oh, retarded magic is not nearly as much fun to watch when you know where the coins are really disappearing to.
00:07:39: Oh, good. They’re shooting in night vision. So you can bask in all the glorious functionality of the $450 digital camcorder the movie was shot on. White balance next! Autofocus! Anti-tremble function! Whooo! Technology! AV CLUB 4EVA!
00:08:00: Oh, goddamn you, Secrets. I hope someone beats you Oprah and Blue with the Bible. If you recall, she’s called Secrets because she believes in “The Secret”. Also, she keeps repeating, “We gotta believe. We gotta believe.” Who says you can’t have witty social commentary in a grindhouse flick?
00:08:25: They keep going back and forth from nightvision to color. That’s going to use up most of the $65 budget. And a motherfucker needs his goddamn Fritos scoops.
00:08:28: Ahhhh! HAHAHAHAHA! I paused the DVD to write “I bet they’re gonna have a monster jump out from the shadows any second now.” And one did! But in the freeze frame, I can totally see the wire mesh inside the mouth of the costume that the actor looks through! I think it’s James Lipton! Lipton’s the fucking monster!
00:08:49: For those of you keeping score at home, Two monsters have been killed. All by gals. One Honey Pie left out in the rain. She’ll never have to be in the movie again. On our home team we’ve got: Bartender, Slasher, Biker Queen, Secrets, Greg Swank, two Tattooed Biker chicks named Tit Girl and Tat Girl, and theoretically Lightning, unless the midget budget ran over from the last film. Eight is enough! Eight people who will hopefully perish before long!
00:09:00: This movie officially includes more exposed breasts in the first ten minutes of any film I’ve ever seen before, and I’m including pornography.
00:09:37: They keep going close-up on the “dead” monster. I wonder if he’s really dead? Will he jump up and kill? “We’re what’s left of what’s left behind.” Sounds like the Samuel L. “Every Dead Black Hero” Jackson Memorial Monologue to me.
00:10:11: Nope. He lives. They just like zooming in in nightvision. A black guy’s just as green as you and me when the lights are out. Togetherness.
00:10:15: I give up. A guy in a jeep comes driving down the road. And WHATHEFUCKETYFUCKWHISTLE?! THUNDER IS STILL ALIVE?!!!
If you recall from the last movie, Thunder — the other half of the midget team — was splattered all over the street by the ill-fated but awesome midget catapult experiment. He was then subsequently torn in half by the monsters, but being a midget, I’m not sure what fraction that represents. Potentially a third.
And here he is, as a fucking tiny torso with intestines hanging out, STILL ALIVE! And doing reverse pushups.
00:10:20: This must be a new character. He’s driving an army jeep with a spiked ram on the front. He just ran over Thunder! That’s no way to treat your marquee midget, Gulager. Motherfucker was in Pirates of the Caribbean Elevenses: The Search for Ulee’s Gold.
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#3 :: VA - Sunshine Live Vol.32 (2009) |
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Title: Sunshine Live Vol.32 Style: Trance, Techno, House Date: 2009 Tracks: 40 Time: 142 min Quality: Mp3 | VBR 192-320 kbps | 44.1 Khz | Joint Stereo Size: 202 mb
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| Publisher: ifamous :: 21 November 2009 :: view: 86 |
 Fix for Windows 7 v4.0 MULTILANG | 8.1mb- It is recommended to establish the given fixes only on freshen system, in order to avoid problems of compatibility with the established programs and corrections! All out-of-date fixes correcting problems in assemblages to 7100 have been removed from the given assemblage. You can find all remote fixes in Fix for Windows 7 v.3.5 the Program is compatible to all assemblages Windows 7 x86 and x64!!!! The majority of corrections is applied only after computer reboot!!!
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#5 :: VA - Global Soundsystem 003 (20-11-2009) |
Music |
| Publisher: pawloks :: 21 November 2009 :: view: 41 |
Style: Trance
DJ: tyDi
Title: Global Soundsystem 003
Date: 20-11-2009
Quality: VBR kbps
Size: 112 MB
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| Publisher: hienkbmns :: 21 November 2009 :: view: 17 |
Super Utilities Pro 9.49 | 18.3 MB Super Utilities is a collection of applications that will fix, speed up, maintain and protect your PC. Comprising four focus modules designed to do everything from cleaning your Registry to removing spyware infestations. Super Utilities is a megamart of system-maintenance tools designed to keep your computer running smoothly. Super Utilities's integrated suite of programs can get your system running at peak performance levels in few minutes.
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| Publisher: consaumap :: 21 November 2009 :: view: 50 |
CorelDraw Graphics Suite X5 Beta 3 CorelDRAW Graphics Suite - a well-known software package for working with different types of graphs.
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ConvertXToDVD v4.0.5.315 Final | 17.3 Mb With ConvertXtoDVD, video conversion software, you can convert and burn all your videos and convert Avi to DVD! Backup and transfer your movies to DVD and enjoy watching them on any home DVD player. All in one conversion and burning software. This award-winning divx to dvd video converter software supports most video and audio formats for video conversion (avi, mpg, mov, wmv, mkv, ogm and more) and even handles DVD to DVD copy! Backup and transfer your movies to DVD and enjoy watching them on any home DVD player.
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Flash Video Studio v3.01 | 17.5 Mb Flash Video Studio is a very easy to use and powerful tool to convert most video files into Macromedia Flash SWF and FLV. It produces high quality output and offers a lot of unique and useful features.
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Invisible Browsing 7.0.2009 | 5 Mb "You are not allowed to view the content of this website!” "You are not allowed to access this URL!” "You are not allowed to post comments on this forum!” "Users outside US are not allowed to view the content of this website!” "This news can only be seen by local visitors!” Are you sick and tired of all these messages? Don’t let them control your Internet access anymore!
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#11 :: VA-Electric Dreams - The Superior 80's Collection (2005) |
Music |
VA-Electric Dreams - The Superior 80's Collection (2005)
2005 | Pop, Rock | MP3 / VBR kbps | 350.91 MB http://hotfile.com/dl/18058206/928b0f6/ELECT.part2.rar.html http://hotfile.com/dl/18058264/4c43178/ELECT.part3.rar.html http://hotfile.com/dl/18058269/7e11de1/ELECT.part4.rar.html All links are interchangable. It mean you can download any part of archive from any server and can extract it without problem! PM me if links are dead, I will try to re-upload the file if I can![/center]
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#12 :: Electromagnetic Theory and Computation: A Topological Approach (Mathematical Sciences Research Institute Publications) |
E-Books & Tutorials |
| Publisher: Saunt :: 20 November 2009 :: view: 36 |
Electromagnetic Theory and Computation: A Topological Approach (Mathematical Sciences Research Institute Publications)
Publisher: Cambridge University Press | ISBN: 0521801605 | edition 2004 | PDF | 288 pages | 12,16 mb This book explores the connection between algebraic structures in topology and computational methods for 3-dimensional electric and magnetic field computation. Although known since the 19th century, there has been little exposition of the connection's relevance to computational methods in modern topological language. This book closes the gap and will be of interest to researchers working in finite element methods for electromagnetic computation and those who have an interest in numerical and industrial applications of algebraic topology.
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 CorelDraw Graphics Suite X5 Beta 3 (2009)Year: 2009 Version: X5 Beta3 Developer: Corel Platform: Windows Language: English only CorelDRAW Graphics Suite - a well-known software package for working with different types of graphs. CorelDRAW Graphics Suite allows you to work on all sorts of projects - from logo creation and Web graphics to multipage marketing brochures and eye-catching signs. The package CorelDRAW Graphics Suite implemented advanced means of ensuring compatibility with commonly used formats, including Adobe Illustrator, PhotoShop, Corel Paint Shop Pro, Microsoft Office, JPEG and PDF. This publication provides a closed beta version of the software bundle.
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#14 :: GearGrinder MULTIL (ENG-2009) |
Games |
| Publisher: neithnim84 :: 20 November 2009 :: view: 63 |
 GearGrinder MULTIL (ENG-2009)PC Game | Action / Racing | English | 597 Mb About the Game: GearGrinder - this Action / Racing, in which the world is waiting for you bezbashennyh races on heavy trucks in various locations. Unleash your anger! Catch and shoot the enemy with the help of the unique weapons? Dobit with all my strength to resist the enemy in close combat with the thorns and dodger, chain saws and knives? Blow up and destroy everything in its path? In this game, nothing is impossible!
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#15 :: Ferrari Virtual Race 2 (2009-ENG-PC) |
Games |
| Publisher: neithnim84 :: 20 November 2009 :: view: 76 |
 Ferrari Virtual Race 2 (2009-ENG-PC)PC Game | Racing | ENG | 343 Mb Ferrari Virtual Race 2, this next-generation racing simulator with photo-realistic graphics, as close to the reality of physics, intelligent AI and so on. The game creates a very realistic sensation of driving, which, however, does not prevent us get in absolutely fantastic situations and accidents. Just pack includes a BONUS!
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#16 :: Criss Angel-Mastermind DVD Series Vol.1&2 |
Video » Movies |
| Publisher: KissYou :: 20 November 2009 :: view: 78 |
Mastermind DVD Series Vol.1&2 | 1.0 GB Considered to be the most influential name in magic today, Criss Angel built his career by having a visionary approach and groundbreaking material. Now for the first time ever, it's available to you, in this exclusive Criss Angel Mastermind DVD series (volume two). The explanation of his most talked about demonstration -- Self Levitation -- as created by Criss Angel (inspired by a Jacob Spinney concept) and performed by Criss Angel on his critically acclaimed A & E television series MINDFREAK. Criss teaches everything you need to know.
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| Publisher: gigiduru :: 20 November 2009 :: view: 86 |
Tzar (2009) DVDRip Xvid-ELEKTRI4KA
Russian | Sub:n/a | 720×304 | 25 fps | XVID | AC3 448kbs | 1,4 Gb
Genre:Drama | History In 16th-century Russia in the grip of chaos, Ivan the Terrible strongly believes he is vested with a holy mission. Believing he can understand and interpret the signs, he sees the Last Judgment approaching. He establishes absolute power, cruelly destroying anyone who gets in his way. During this reign of terror, Philip, the superior of the monastery on the Solovetsky Islands, a great scholar and Ivan's close friend, dares to oppose the sovereign's mystical tyranny. What follows is a clash between two completely opposite visions of the world, smashing morality and justice, God and men. A grand-scale film with excellent leading roles by Mamonov and Yankovsky.
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#18 :: Left 4 Dead 2 (2009/MULTI6/XBOX360/PAL) |
Games |
| Publisher: Dodik :: 19 November 2009 :: view: 77 |
Left 4 Dead 2 (2009/MULTI6/XBOX360/PAL) | Size: 5.56 GB Russian, French, German, Spanish, English, Lithuanian
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| Publisher: Dizel_ :: 19 November 2009 :: view: 132 |
Diskeeper 2010 EnterpriseServer 14.0.896 Multilanguage | 39.37 Mb Diskeeper 2010® EnterpriseServer performance software is essential for the high capacity and mission critical server. It is the only solution specifically designed to restore and maintain performance and reliability of large servers, including SANs, RAID arrays and NAS. Servers that must be kept on line with volumes up to 20TB and millions of fragments can only achieve peak performance 24/7 with Diskeeper 2010 EnterpriseServer.
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#20 :: SBK 08 Superbike World Championship [PC] |
Games |
| Publisher: htdang :: 19 November 2009 :: view: 97 |
SBK 08 Superbike World Championship [PC]
Motorcycle Racing | PC | Milestone | En | 910 MB SBK Superbike World Championship is a unique experience in motorsport featuring ultra-realistic close up shots of the riders hugging tight turns while their bodies hang inches away from the track. Closely fought battles are guaranteed.Unlike MotoGp, in Superbike races the challenge for the lead is frequently very close, and the spectators have easy access to both the paddocks and the racers themselves.SBK-08 is the natural choice for both bikers and racing game fans in general.
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