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#1 :: Adobe After Effects CS4 Final with Template Projects & Footage |
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Adobe After Effects CS4 Final with Template Projects & Footage | 1.56 Gb Create animated graphics and visual effects in accordance with leading industry standards program Adobe ® After Effects ® CS4 - is a set of flexible tools, which will give full freedom to your imagination and allow to quickly and easily create stunning visual effects and animated graphics on the level of the modern blockbuster.
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Portable increditools Flash Video Studio 3.0 (Size: 8,1 MB) "Convert Video Files to Macromedia Flash SWF and FLV" Edit by Brothersoft: Flash Video Studio is a very easy to use and powerful Tool to convert most video files into Macromedia Flash SWF and FLV. It produces high quality output and offers a lot of unique and useful features.
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Feast 3 DVDRip
I often lament the state of horror movies these days. If it’s not a remake of some schlock splatterhouse flick from the 70s or 80s or a derivation of a foreign concept, it’s some trite excuse to flash tits covered in buckets of gore. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. I mean, good horror is supposed to be a little bad. But there’s a limit. Netflix is resplendent with an assortment of tersely titled grindhouse wannabes, churned out by guys with digital camcorders, Suicide Girl fetishes, and lifetime Fangoria subscriptions. Being a horror writer myself, Awesome. Starting off right where the last one left off. I mean literally. The last five minutes of the last movie are the first five of this one. It’s the principle of Robert Zemeckis: Why make one shitty sequel when you can make two at once? So for those of you keeping score, a bunch of assholes nobody likes are stuck on a roof in a terrible town while monsters try to eat them. I had held a desperate hope that they would have cleaned house castwise like they did between the original (and superiorly funspirited) Feast and Feast II. Instead, they did up a Back to the Feaster II and Feaster III Triple Feast. If Christopher Lloyd doesn’t drive a train off a cliff, this movie already fails.
00:00:36: Clu Gulager, the director’s father, is back as the Bartender who won’t fucking die. He’s standing in the middle of the desert, staring angrily into the camera, saying, “Thanks for fucking my potential acting retirement plan, son. I couldn’t be a stunt hand in a Turkish jerkoff film now. Joke’s on you, I blew your inheritance on hookers and Pixie Sticks.”
00:03:00 Seriously, this is just the end of the last movie. That’s some green filmmaking, Ed Begley Jr. Why this didn’t kill at Sundance is beyond me. If they filmed a compost pile decaying it’d get a four picture fucking deal these days. And yet we’re going to SXSW, where anyone can be a filmmaker if they have $75.
00:04:00: Now I remember why I hate everyone from the last film. Didn’t they kill everyone, goddammit?
00:04:45: Finally! New footage! Honey Pie, my arch nemesis who survived in the credits of the last film — IS DEAD! One of the monsters decrapitated the broad. I don’t care how annoyingly resilient you appear to be. Nobody gets up from a deheadening. Ask the Kurgan.
00:04:47: The monster is eating Honey Pie’s huge noggin like a golden delicious apple. And now. The monster. Is crapping. A human head. Put that on your resume, Heigl.
00:05:00: I guess stupid bitch heads aren’t fortified with the nutrients monsters need to grow up and be in quality films. Five minutes in, and we’ve got recycled footage, a beheading, and scat humor. Stick with YouTube, kids. Five years from now, The Oscar will go to a documentary shot on cell phones. And it’ll be hosted by Tyler Perry.
00:05:30: Christ, again with the little yearbook writeups for the characters. The arc for the Bartender says, “WWII Vet, now fighting his greatest battle, blah-blah-blah.” I’m pretty sure this was the dominant pattern for the script. “They fight monsters with guns on the roof. Make sure chicks are topless. Blood and shit. Blah-blah-fritos scoops are teh shinzorgans.”
00:06:07: Joan Jett the Biker Queen is killing a monster with a motorcycle. I’m positive there’s some sort of austere symbolism for female empowerment going on that I’m not fully appreciating. Probably because she’s spouting such overwhelmingly powerful dialogue, “Die!” and “Bleed!”
00:06:20: “Bleed it out! Bleed it all out!” That’s what I scream at my girlfriend during her special lady time. What? If this movie’s not bringing the A-game, I’m certainly not. Tampax! Gets the red out!
00:06:35: “That’s some Pam Grier shit!” Slasher, the only black character. Congrats on reigniting apartheid, my brother. If memory serves me correctly, the last movie ended with them getting swarmed by monsters on the roof. Where have all the monsters gone? Are they with the cowboys?
00:07:00: Somebody slip in the blood, somebody slip in the blood! C’mon, this calls for some wacky Stoogian hijinks!
00:07:10: What in the piss purple fuck?! Greg Swank is STILL ALIVE? The motherfucker got a steel pipe blasted through his head! It’s still there! They replayed the scene just so we knew! Fucking Swank is played by the goddamn director’s brother. CHRIST! It was SWANK! Swank fell in the goop! Oh, retarded magic is not nearly as much fun to watch when you know where the coins are really disappearing to.
00:07:39: Oh, good. They’re shooting in night vision. So you can bask in all the glorious functionality of the $450 digital camcorder the movie was shot on. White balance next! Autofocus! Anti-tremble function! Whooo! Technology! AV CLUB 4EVA!
00:08:00: Oh, goddamn you, Secrets. I hope someone beats you Oprah and Blue with the Bible. If you recall, she’s called Secrets because she believes in “The Secret”. Also, she keeps repeating, “We gotta believe. We gotta believe.” Who says you can’t have witty social commentary in a grindhouse flick?
00:08:25: They keep going back and forth from nightvision to color. That’s going to use up most of the $65 budget. And a motherfucker needs his goddamn Fritos scoops.
00:08:28: Ahhhh! HAHAHAHAHA! I paused the DVD to write “I bet they’re gonna have a monster jump out from the shadows any second now.” And one did! But in the freeze frame, I can totally see the wire mesh inside the mouth of the costume that the actor looks through! I think it’s James Lipton! Lipton’s the fucking monster!
00:08:49: For those of you keeping score at home, Two monsters have been killed. All by gals. One Honey Pie left out in the rain. She’ll never have to be in the movie again. On our home team we’ve got: Bartender, Slasher, Biker Queen, Secrets, Greg Swank, two Tattooed Biker chicks named Tit Girl and Tat Girl, and theoretically Lightning, unless the midget budget ran over from the last film. Eight is enough! Eight people who will hopefully perish before long!
00:09:00: This movie officially includes more exposed breasts in the first ten minutes of any film I’ve ever seen before, and I’m including pornography.
00:09:37: They keep going close-up on the “dead” monster. I wonder if he’s really dead? Will he jump up and kill? “We’re what’s left of what’s left behind.” Sounds like the Samuel L. “Every Dead Black Hero” Jackson Memorial Monologue to me.
00:10:11: Nope. He lives. They just like zooming in in nightvision. A black guy’s just as green as you and me when the lights are out. Togetherness.
00:10:15: I give up. A guy in a jeep comes driving down the road. And WHATHEFUCKETYFUCKWHISTLE?! THUNDER IS STILL ALIVE?!!!
If you recall from the last movie, Thunder — the other half of the midget team — was splattered all over the street by the ill-fated but awesome midget catapult experiment. He was then subsequently torn in half by the monsters, but being a midget, I’m not sure what fraction that represents. Potentially a third.
And here he is, as a fucking tiny torso with intestines hanging out, STILL ALIVE! And doing reverse pushups.
00:10:20: This must be a new character. He’s driving an army jeep with a spiked ram on the front. He just ran over Thunder! That’s no way to treat your marquee midget, Gulager. Motherfucker was in Pirates of the Caribbean Elevenses: The Search for Ulee’s Gold.
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Portable Ultraslideshow Flash Creator 1.22 (Size: 15,3 MB) With UltraSlideshow, you can create gorgeous photo flash slideshows for watching on computer, burn the auto-run flash photo album to gift CD/DVD, build a web gallery with amazing flash slideshows with dynamic SWF + HTML + XML files, or upload the slideshows to our free web album Go2Album, and then embed the slideshows to your personal website, MySpace, Blogger, Friendster and many other social networking websites.
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| Publisher: Poiskovik :: 21 November 2009 :: view: 64 |
Adobe After Effects CS4 Final with Template Projects & Footage | RapidShare | RAR 1.56 Gb Create animated graphics and visual effects in accordance with leading industry standards program Adobe ® After Effects ® CS4 - is a set of flexible tools, which will give full freedom to your imagination and allow to quickly and easily create stunning visual effects and animated graphics on the level of the modern blockbuster.
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| Publisher: demah :: 21 November 2009 :: view: 63 |
Morpheus Photo Animation Suite v3.11.4142 Industrial | 8.85 MB The all-in-one animation suite includes Morpheus Photo Morpher v3.11, Morpheus Photo Warper v3.11, Morpheus Photo Mixer v3.11, as well as all 15 sample morphs, warps, and mixes. If you like animation, you'll love Morpheus Photo Animation Suite! Email your animations using the software's Share Animation feature. Before you know it, your animations will be forwarded from one person to another! Morpheus' popular "Kitty said what?" morphing video has received over 4 million views and was nominated for the 2007 YouTube Awards. Download Morpheus Photo Animation Suite now to start making your own video to share with the world and become famous on YouTube! No technical skills required – anyone can make a photo animation in just seconds! Save morphs in Flash, AVI, Animated GIF and other popular formats. Who knew home digital photography could be this much FUN!
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#7 :: VA - Global Soundsystem 003 (20-11-2009) |
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| Publisher: pawloks :: 21 November 2009 :: view: 41 |
Style: Trance
DJ: tyDi
Title: Global Soundsystem 003
Date: 20-11-2009
Quality: VBR kbps
Size: 112 MB
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| Publisher: ifamous :: 21 November 2009 :: view: 44 |
 Portable HiDownload Pro 7.61 multilang | 6.2mb is a multi-threaded download manager that allows you to download individual files (or lists of files) from web and FTP sites while maximizing the potential of your internet connection. It also supports multimedia streaming and and RTSP (Real Time Streaming Protocol) with optional resume, enabling you to download movies, music and capture streaming video and audio,record radio from Internet. It also offers a tool to analyze MMS/RTSP URLs, as well as a built-in Broadcast Manager. In addition, it provides all the standard features of a download manager, including scheduling, drop basket, download history, clipboard monitoring, download categories as well as zip preview and more.
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| Publisher: htdang :: 21 November 2009 :: view: 52 |
Hiren's BootCD v10.1 + Keyboard Patch | 194Mb Hiren's Boot CD is a boot CD containing various diagnostic programs such as partitioning agents, system performance benchmarks, disk cloning and imaging tools, data recovery tools, MBR tools, BIOS tools, and many others for fixing various computer problems. It is a Bootable CD; thus, it can be useful even if the primary operating system cannot be booted. Hiren's Boot CD has an extensive list of software. Utilities with similar functionality on the CD are grouped together and seem redundant; however, they present choices through UI differences. Hiren's BootCD - All in one Dos Bootable CD which has all these utilities.
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| Publisher: htdang :: 21 November 2009 :: view: 43 |
Hiren's BootCD v10.1 + Keyboard Patch | 194Mb Hiren's Boot CD is a boot CD containing various diagnostic programs such as partitioning agents, system performance benchmarks, disk cloning and imaging tools, data recovery tools, MBR tools, BIOS tools, and many others for fixing various computer problems. It is a Bootable CD; thus, it can be useful even if the primary operating system cannot be booted. Hiren's Boot CD has an extensive list of software. Utilities with similar functionality on the CD are grouped together and seem redundant; however, they present choices through UI differences. Hiren's BootCD - All in one Dos Bootable CD which has all these utilities.
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Flash Video Studio v3.01 | 17.5 Mb Flash Video Studio is a very easy to use and powerful tool to convert most video files into Macromedia Flash SWF and FLV. It produces high quality output and offers a lot of unique and useful features.
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Hirens Boot CD v10.02 + Keyboard Patch | 186 Mb Hiren’s Boot CD is a boot CD containing various diagnostic programs such as partitioning agents, system performance benchmarks, disk cloning and imaging tools, data recovery tools, MBR tools, BIOS tools, and many others for fixing various computer problems. It is a Bootable CD; thus, it can be useful even if the primary operating system cannot be booted. Hiren’s Boot CD has an extensive list of software. Utilities with similar functionality on the CD are grouped together and seem redundant; however, they present choices through UI differences. Hiren’s BootCD – All in one Dos Bootable CD which has all these utilities.
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| Publisher: neithnim84 :: 21 November 2009 :: view: 39 |
 Flash Intro 9634Source FLA - SWF | 22 Mb
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| Publisher: neithnim84 :: 21 November 2009 :: view: 31 |
 Flash book Full SiteSource FLA - SWF - PSD | 32 Mb
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Windows 7 Ultimate x86 English DVD Final (+Ua, De) with Drivers Pack and Extras | 4.49GB
The original image MSDN Windows 7 Ultimate x86 English DVD Final. Also added to the set of Ukrainian, German language packs, the driver package and a few extras;) System requirements: • 32-bit (x86) or 64-bit (x64) processor with a clock frequency of 1 gigahertz (GHz) or higher • 1 gigabyte (GB) (32-bit system) or 2 GB (64-bit system), memory (RAM) • 16 gigabytes (GB) (32-bit system) or 20 GB (for 64-bit system) hard disk space • Graphical device DirectX 9 with a WDDM driver version 1.0 or higher
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#16 :: FlashForward S01E09 HDTV XviD-2HD |
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FlashForward S01E09 HDTV XviD-2HD
ENG | Genre: Drama | Sci-Fi | 41 min 06 sec | 347 Mb
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1441135/
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#17 :: VA-Electric Dreams - The Superior 80's Collection (2005) |
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VA-Electric Dreams - The Superior 80's Collection (2005)
2005 | Pop, Rock | MP3 / VBR kbps | 350.91 MB http://hotfile.com/dl/18058206/928b0f6/ELECT.part2.rar.html http://hotfile.com/dl/18058264/4c43178/ELECT.part3.rar.html http://hotfile.com/dl/18058269/7e11de1/ELECT.part4.rar.html All links are interchangable. It mean you can download any part of archive from any server and can extract it without problem! PM me if links are dead, I will try to re-upload the file if I can![/center]
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#18 :: Multiboot USB Flash Animator 1.5 (2009) |
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Multiboot USB Flash Animator 1.5 (2009) | 359MB Package for creating a multiboot stick. Built on the basis of the bootloader GRUB. It contains the following software and applications: Windows XP BartPE Mini, Acronis True Image Home 2009, Acronis Disk Director Suite, Paragon Home Expert 2009, Windows Key Enterprise Edition, Paragon Password Cleaner, Dr.Web LiveCD, MHDD, Victoria Russian.
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 Multiboot USB Flash Animator 1.5 (2009) | 359MBPackage for creating a multiboot stick. Built on the basis of the bootloader GRUB. It contains the following software and applications: Windows XP BartPE Mini, Acronis True Image Home 2009, Acronis Disk Director Suite, Paragon Home Expert 2009, Windows Key Enterprise Edition, Paragon Password Cleaner, Dr.Web LiveCD, MHDD, Victoria Russian.
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#20 :: Electro Compilation (20.11.2009) |
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| Publisher: Dodik :: 20 November 2009 :: view: 101 |
Electro Compilation (20.11.2009) | Size: 690 MB
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