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#1 :: Lesley Gore - It's My Party (Box Set) 1994 |
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Lesley Gore - It's My Party (Box Set) 1994
1994 | Pop, Rock'n'Roll | MP3 / 128 kbps | 452.36 MB
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#2 :: VA - The Session Dance (2009) |
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| Publisher: pawloks :: 21 November 2009 :: view: 42 |
artist: VA
title: The Session Dance
date: 21.11.2009
genre: House, Dance
tracks: 94
time: 565 min
size: 1.17 Gb
quality: 320 kbps / 44.1kHz/ Joint-Stereo
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Feast 3 DVDRip
I often lament the state of horror movies these days. If it’s not a remake of some schlock splatterhouse flick from the 70s or 80s or a derivation of a foreign concept, it’s some trite excuse to flash tits covered in buckets of gore. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. I mean, good horror is supposed to be a little bad. But there’s a limit. Netflix is resplendent with an assortment of tersely titled grindhouse wannabes, churned out by guys with digital camcorders, Suicide Girl fetishes, and lifetime Fangoria subscriptions. Being a horror writer myself, Awesome. Starting off right where the last one left off. I mean literally. The last five minutes of the last movie are the first five of this one. It’s the principle of Robert Zemeckis: Why make one shitty sequel when you can make two at once? So for those of you keeping score, a bunch of assholes nobody likes are stuck on a roof in a terrible town while monsters try to eat them. I had held a desperate hope that they would have cleaned house castwise like they did between the original (and superiorly funspirited) Feast and Feast II. Instead, they did up a Back to the Feaster II and Feaster III Triple Feast. If Christopher Lloyd doesn’t drive a train off a cliff, this movie already fails.
00:00:36: Clu Gulager, the director’s father, is back as the Bartender who won’t fucking die. He’s standing in the middle of the desert, staring angrily into the camera, saying, “Thanks for fucking my potential acting retirement plan, son. I couldn’t be a stunt hand in a Turkish jerkoff film now. Joke’s on you, I blew your inheritance on hookers and Pixie Sticks.”
00:03:00 Seriously, this is just the end of the last movie. That’s some green filmmaking, Ed Begley Jr. Why this didn’t kill at Sundance is beyond me. If they filmed a compost pile decaying it’d get a four picture fucking deal these days. And yet we’re going to SXSW, where anyone can be a filmmaker if they have $75.
00:04:00: Now I remember why I hate everyone from the last film. Didn’t they kill everyone, goddammit?
00:04:45: Finally! New footage! Honey Pie, my arch nemesis who survived in the credits of the last film — IS DEAD! One of the monsters decrapitated the broad. I don’t care how annoyingly resilient you appear to be. Nobody gets up from a deheadening. Ask the Kurgan.
00:04:47: The monster is eating Honey Pie’s huge noggin like a golden delicious apple. And now. The monster. Is crapping. A human head. Put that on your resume, Heigl.
00:05:00: I guess stupid bitch heads aren’t fortified with the nutrients monsters need to grow up and be in quality films. Five minutes in, and we’ve got recycled footage, a beheading, and scat humor. Stick with YouTube, kids. Five years from now, The Oscar will go to a documentary shot on cell phones. And it’ll be hosted by Tyler Perry.
00:05:30: Christ, again with the little yearbook writeups for the characters. The arc for the Bartender says, “WWII Vet, now fighting his greatest battle, blah-blah-blah.” I’m pretty sure this was the dominant pattern for the script. “They fight monsters with guns on the roof. Make sure chicks are topless. Blood and shit. Blah-blah-fritos scoops are teh shinzorgans.”
00:06:07: Joan Jett the Biker Queen is killing a monster with a motorcycle. I’m positive there’s some sort of austere symbolism for female empowerment going on that I’m not fully appreciating. Probably because she’s spouting such overwhelmingly powerful dialogue, “Die!” and “Bleed!”
00:06:20: “Bleed it out! Bleed it all out!” That’s what I scream at my girlfriend during her special lady time. What? If this movie’s not bringing the A-game, I’m certainly not. Tampax! Gets the red out!
00:06:35: “That’s some Pam Grier shit!” Slasher, the only black character. Congrats on reigniting apartheid, my brother. If memory serves me correctly, the last movie ended with them getting swarmed by monsters on the roof. Where have all the monsters gone? Are they with the cowboys?
00:07:00: Somebody slip in the blood, somebody slip in the blood! C’mon, this calls for some wacky Stoogian hijinks!
00:07:10: What in the piss purple fuck?! Greg Swank is STILL ALIVE? The motherfucker got a steel pipe blasted through his head! It’s still there! They replayed the scene just so we knew! Fucking Swank is played by the goddamn director’s brother. CHRIST! It was SWANK! Swank fell in the goop! Oh, retarded magic is not nearly as much fun to watch when you know where the coins are really disappearing to.
00:07:39: Oh, good. They’re shooting in night vision. So you can bask in all the glorious functionality of the $450 digital camcorder the movie was shot on. White balance next! Autofocus! Anti-tremble function! Whooo! Technology! AV CLUB 4EVA!
00:08:00: Oh, goddamn you, Secrets. I hope someone beats you Oprah and Blue with the Bible. If you recall, she’s called Secrets because she believes in “The Secret”. Also, she keeps repeating, “We gotta believe. We gotta believe.” Who says you can’t have witty social commentary in a grindhouse flick?
00:08:25: They keep going back and forth from nightvision to color. That’s going to use up most of the $65 budget. And a motherfucker needs his goddamn Fritos scoops.
00:08:28: Ahhhh! HAHAHAHAHA! I paused the DVD to write “I bet they’re gonna have a monster jump out from the shadows any second now.” And one did! But in the freeze frame, I can totally see the wire mesh inside the mouth of the costume that the actor looks through! I think it’s James Lipton! Lipton’s the fucking monster!
00:08:49: For those of you keeping score at home, Two monsters have been killed. All by gals. One Honey Pie left out in the rain. She’ll never have to be in the movie again. On our home team we’ve got: Bartender, Slasher, Biker Queen, Secrets, Greg Swank, two Tattooed Biker chicks named Tit Girl and Tat Girl, and theoretically Lightning, unless the midget budget ran over from the last film. Eight is enough! Eight people who will hopefully perish before long!
00:09:00: This movie officially includes more exposed breasts in the first ten minutes of any film I’ve ever seen before, and I’m including pornography.
00:09:37: They keep going close-up on the “dead” monster. I wonder if he’s really dead? Will he jump up and kill? “We’re what’s left of what’s left behind.” Sounds like the Samuel L. “Every Dead Black Hero” Jackson Memorial Monologue to me.
00:10:11: Nope. He lives. They just like zooming in in nightvision. A black guy’s just as green as you and me when the lights are out. Togetherness.
00:10:15: I give up. A guy in a jeep comes driving down the road. And WHATHEFUCKETYFUCKWHISTLE?! THUNDER IS STILL ALIVE?!!!
If you recall from the last movie, Thunder — the other half of the midget team — was splattered all over the street by the ill-fated but awesome midget catapult experiment. He was then subsequently torn in half by the monsters, but being a midget, I’m not sure what fraction that represents. Potentially a third.
And here he is, as a fucking tiny torso with intestines hanging out, STILL ALIVE! And doing reverse pushups.
00:10:20: This must be a new character. He’s driving an army jeep with a spiked ram on the front. He just ran over Thunder! That’s no way to treat your marquee midget, Gulager. Motherfucker was in Pirates of the Caribbean Elevenses: The Search for Ulee’s Gold.
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Portable Opera Unite 10.10.1892 | Size: 9.33 MiB
Languages (43): CZ, DE, DK, EN, ES, FI, FR, HU, HR, IT, NL, NO, PL, PT, SE, TR;
BG, BY, GR, RU, UA and many more The most full-featured Internet power tool on the market, Opera includes tabbed browsing, pop-up blocking, integrated searches and advanced functions like Opera's groundbreaking e-mail program, RSS Newsfeeds and IRC chat. And because we know that our users have different needs, you can customize the look and content of your Opera browser with a few clicks of the mouse.
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| Publisher: Saunt :: 21 November 2009 :: view: 40 |
Windows Graphics Programming: Win32 GDI and DirectDraw
Publisher: Prentice Hall PTR | ISBN: 0130869856 | edition 2000 | CHM | 1234 pages | 9,05 mb To deliver high-performance Windows applications, you need an in-depth understanding of the Win32 GDI and DirectDraw—but until now, it's been virtually impossible to discover what's going on "behind" Microsoft's API calls. This book rips away the veil, giving experienced Windows programmers all the information and techniques they need to maximize performance, efficiency, and reliability! You'll discover how to make the most of Microsoft's Windows graphics APIs.
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#6 :: VA-Electro-House VIP Collection vol.7 (2009) |
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| Publisher: Dodik :: 21 November 2009 :: view: 52 |
VA-Electro-House VIP Collection vol.7 (2009) | Size: 202 MB
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Norton Antivirus 2010 v17.1.0.19 | 91 Mb Norton AntiVirus 2010 will be the fastest and lightest malware scanner Symantec has ever delivered. The Norton AntiVirus application scans faster and uses less memory than any other antivirus product on the market. Unlike free solutions from Microsoft, Norton AntiVirus includes intrusion detection to detect malicious code hidden in web sites before it can strike.
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#8 :: Otto Or Up With Dead People 2009 DVDRip XviD AC3-ViSiON |
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Otto Or Up With Dead People 2009 DVDRip XviD AC3-ViSiON
Genre: Comedy | Drama | Horror | 1.45 GB
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1151384/
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#9 :: Up (2009) BDRip.x264 – 300mb – roNy |
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Up (2009) BDRip.x264 300mb roNy
English | 720*400 | Genre: Animation | Adventure | Comedy | Family | 01:36:37 | 300 MB
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1049413/
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#10 :: The Kinks - The Pye Album Collection (Box Set) 2007 |
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The Kinks - The Pye Album Collection (Box Set) 2007
2007 | Rock | Flac / Lossless image+.cue | 2.05 GB
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| Publisher: Saunt :: 20 November 2009 :: view: 69 |
Wireless Home Networking for Dummies
Publisher: For Dummies | ISBN: 0764539108 | edition 2003 | PDF | 387 pages | 15,21 mb Pick the right equipment, secure your network, and share files Share your Internet connection, access hot spots, and add on cool wireless peripherals Thinking of going wireless? It's not as scary as it sounds! This fast and fun guidebook helps you decide what you need, install it, and get the most from all its cool options. Your PCs can share printers while you groove to your favorite MP3s and the family shares quality video game time - all from anywhere! The Dummies Way * Explanations in plain English * "Get in, get out" information * Icons and other navigational aids * Tear-out cheat sheet * Top ten lists
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| Publisher: silanh :: 20 November 2009 :: view: 72 |
Border Town DVDRip.XviD (2009) | 700MB http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1218503/
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#13 :: Terminator 2 Judgment Day (1991) DVDRip |
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| Publisher: KissYou :: 20 November 2009 :: view: 74 |
Terminator 2 Judgment Day (1991) l 400MB A decade after Sarah Connor (Linda Hamilton) destroyed the original Terminator, a second unstoppable killing machine (Arnold Schwarzenegger) arrives from the post-apocalyptic year 2029.
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| Publisher: KissYou :: 19 November 2009 :: view: 151 |
Spyware Doctor 2010+7.0.0.508 l 32,7 MB Spyware Doctor provides three-way spyware protection for your PC through real-time threat blocking, advanced system scanning and immunization against known browser infections. Spyware Doctor is a multi-award winning spyware removal utility that detects, removes and protects your PC from thousands of potential spyware, adware, Trojans, keyloggers, spybots and tracking threats. Protect your privacy and computing habits from prying eyes and virtual trespassers with the help of Spyware Doctor.
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| Publisher: hienkbmns :: 19 November 2009 :: view: 128 |
Norton Internet Security 2010 17.1.0.19 | 117.29 MB Norton Internet Security was designed to be the fastest virus, spyware and internet protection you can buy. The Norton Internet Security main window acts as a security management interface.
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Webroot Spy Sweeper v6.1.0.145 | 40 Mb Webroot Spy Sweeper is the industry leader in antispyware protection, having received more awards for its antispyware software than any other manufacturer. It is now compatible with the 64-bit Windows Vista™ Service Pack 1 operating system.
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| Publisher: Zipp8106 :: 19 November 2009 :: view: 58 |
AnyDVD & AnyDVD HD v6.6.0.3 FINAL | 8 Mb
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#18 :: Resident Evil: Apocalypse (2004) DVDRip |
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| Publisher: supper88 :: 19 November 2009 :: view: 58 |
Resident Evil: Apocalypse (2004) / 690 MB Director: Alexander Witt Writer (WGA): Paul W.S. Anderson (written by) Contact: View company contact information for Resident Evil: Apocalypse on IMDbPro. Release Date: 10 September 2004 (USA) more Genre: Action | Horror | Sci-Fi more Tagline: You're all going to die more
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| Publisher: supper88 :: 19 November 2009 :: view: 55 |
The Uninvited 2009 / 740 MB Am I crazy or is Elizabeth Banks the new hot commodity in Hollywood? From where I sit, it seems as if she’s starring in nearly every movie made! Usually, however, she can be seen in some form of a comedy. Not in the The Uninvited. She sets aside the granny panties she made famous in Zack and Miri Make a Porno to star in what might be her first run at a psychological thriller. Maybe that statement is a bit harsh — she very well may be good in a better movie. The Uninvited is one of those movies that simply tries too hard to be scary and tricky for its own good. Which, of course, should come as no surprise, seeing as Hollywood tends to make a complete mess of their Asian horror remakes (this is ripped from the Korean film, A Tale of Two Sisters).
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| Publisher: silanh :: 19 November 2009 :: view: 52 |
Against the Dark (2009) | 700 MB In recent weeks, I ran out of shit to watch… which led to me actually renting Steven Seagal movies at my local video store. As I stood there, holding Against the Dark and Driven to Kill in my hands, I began to flush with embarrassment… and then I became mad, because there was once a time when you could stand in a video store line with a Seagal movie in your hand and not have everyone think that you’re a fucking moron… yeah, they might think you have bad tastes, but it didn’t mean you were a moron. Thankfully, this vampire-fueled dystopic romp was worth all the excuses that I spewed at the clerk at the counter perused my choices… speaking of which… why can’t those fucks just check the shit out and shut the fuck up? You work at a Blockbuster. You think I give a fuck what you thought of Blindness. You click buttons and alphabetize things!
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