This collection includes - best 40 portable programs in 2009!
Windows XP Live USB Black Edition - Windows XP version is able to boot and work with 256Mb USB-stick. Installation is not required.

This collection includes - best 40 portable programs in 2009!



1. Windows XP Live USB Black Edition - Windows XP version is able to boot and work with 256Mb USB-stick. Installation is not required.

This collection includes - best 40 portable programs in 2009!

With the memory of 2002’s Van Wilder still swirling in my head - okay not really swirling, but every now and again I think of that scene where the frat guy (Daniel Cosgrove) is eating the doughnuts filled with dog semen. And each time I think of it, a freaky chill runs up my spine and a horrible gag reflex comes to light. So with that in mind, I had to see if Van Wilder 2: The Rise of Taj will even come remotely close to the original.

English | Dvdrip | 63 min, 1103kbps, 560×320, 104kbps VBR | 550 MB

Here’s a fairly interesting new release from peer to peer group M1k3L. Roy Chubby Brown Too Fat To Be Gay is a 63 minute long stand up show with British comedian Roy Brown. Brown was titled as “The most important comedian of the past 25 years”, although his style is considered extremely outdated by many people. The quality of this release is really great and size slightly lower than 700 MB.

When I first approached this movie, I thought from most of the reviews and comment that it was going to be horrible. The truth was that the script and dialog was absolutely horrible. I felt like I was being dragged through a bunch of kindergarten jokes. The story was unbelievable and either not satirical enough or too satirical. Most of the comedy was not like anything I had seen before, like Napoleon Dynamite meets The Office. It's like the writer was waiting for me to laugh, but I never did.

When the villains of Kung Fu Hustle introduce themselves with a swishy line dance, you know you’re in for something special. No it’s not the latest Baz Luhrman musical; it’s the new Hong Kong film from actor/writer/director Stephen Chow.

The well choreographed bad guys are “The Axe Gang”, and they’ve just finished killing off their gangland competition. They call the city’s ineffective cops out of hiding to pick up the bodies, and go back to celebrating. It’s 1940’s Shanghai and they have the run of the town. Enter Sing (Stephen Chow), a wannabe gangster and two bit crook. In the poor neighborhood of “Pig Sty Alley” he attempts to con a barber out of some cash. He botches everything and suddenly the whole Axe Gang is declaring war on the residents of “Pig Sty”, with the mewling, prat-fall prone Sing stuck somewhere around the edges.

Brad Pitt doesn't really act in Ocean's Thirteen, he just glides through the third chapter in Steven Soderbergh's heist-flick annuity on the magic carpet of his own unimpeachable cool. Don't knock it. Genuine star power is rare -- just watch Colin Farrell, Jude Law and Orlando Bloom struggle to attain it. Pitt has it in spades -- all aces.

Like Dean Martin did with Rat Pack capo Frank Sinatra in Ocean's Eleven back in the Pleistocene era (1960), Pitt, 43, damn near holds his own with George Clooney, 46, the current go-to icon for effortless charm. That they both rolled craps in 2004's Ocean's Twelve, the self-satisfied ringer in the series, seems to have taught a hard lesson: Do not overplay the arrogance card. While co-stars Matt Damon, Don Cheadle and Al Pacino, as the scrappy villain of the piece, knock themselves out to add juice to the movie, Pitt, following Clooney's lead, never breaks a sweat. And yet we're grabbed, drawn in by something beyond looks.

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Superhero!
Release Date: March 28
The Gist: A parody of superhero movies, in the same spirit as Epic Movie, Date Movie, Scary Movie, etc.

With American Pie, it's a case of the reality of the situation being dwarfed by the hype. Word of mouth has this pegged this as the most raunchy movie of the summer - a film that embraces taboos and pushes the limits of the MPAA's R rating (indeed, before three rounds of cuts, it was given an NC-17). However, while the movie is rude, crude, and lewd, it doesn't break any new ground. Its least palatable moment (involving a beer-and-bodily fluid cocktail) is no worse than a similar instance from the PG-13 Austin Powers sequel. Its most outlandish scenes do not surpass envelope-stretching sequences from 1998's There's Something About Mary and Happiness. In fact, when it comes to being offensive, it has to take second place to another currently-playing theatrical release. No one will debate that American Pie has an edge, but it's not as sharp as that of South Park.

The point of every gross, eccentric, and vulgar moment in American Pie is to make the audience laugh. First time director Paul Weitz and writer Adam Herz aren't going for anything remotely intellectual here - they're appealing to the least common denominator in us all. And it works. American Pie is consistently funny and sporadically hilarious. It should come as a surprise to no one that the most effective jokes involve some form of sex (including, but not limited to, intercourse, masturbation, fellatio, and cunnilingus). There's also one instance of (literal) toilet humor that had the audience in stitches. American Pie descends into bad taste with its first scene and has the good sense never to rise above that level.

A comparison to There's Something About Mary is especially apt. Not only do the two movies offer similar flavors of comedy, but, like Mary, American Pie has an unexpectedly sweet, romantic backstory. The movie isn't all about shocks and gross-out humor; it takes the time to develop a few characters who, while admittedly not the most three-dimensional individuals to grace the screen, are likable and worth caring about. That aspect of this film is being missed by those who are calling it the "Porky's of the '90s." The only significant traits shared by American Pie and Porky's are that they're both members of the teen sex comedy genre and neither will be endorsed by conservative movie-goers. For, while Porky's was an exploitation flick loaded with gratuitous sex and nudity that served no purpose whatsoever, American Pie is an exploitation flick loaded with gratuitous sex and nudity that serves a specific purpose: keeping viewers rolling in the aisles.

Imagine your home video enhanced with stunning effects. Filmed a wedding? Try to morph the bride into a little girl and vice versa, or morph the groom and the bride together to see how their kids will look. Amuse your friends morphing them into political celebrities, movie superstars or popular musicians. Express yourself in morphs!

MOBILedit! is software that brings the ability to control the phone from your PC. After connecting the phone via cable, IrDA or Bluetooth, view the contents of the phone on the PC, do full-text searches, dial numbers, send SMS or MMS messages. With a simple click, backup all your data, copy them to different mobile phones and manipulate your contacts without even touching the phone. When you receive a message, it arrives on your PC in a similar way as an email; simply reply to it or move it to the archive. You will become much more productive as a result.

Zeallsoft Fun Morph is funny and easy to use photo morphing and warping software. Morph and warp face or image of friends, family, celebrities. Turn them into a cat or a pig or any jokes! You can save movie in all popular formats, including avi video, web page, email, greeting cards, animated gif, picture sequence and etc.
Let your imagination run wild, share your morph movie with all your friends and family, they are absolutely incredible!