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Feast 3 DVDRip
I often lament the state of horror movies these days. If its not a remake of some schlock splatterhouse flick from the 70s or 80s or a derivation of a foreign concept, its some trite excuse to flash tits covered in buckets of gore. Not that theres anything wrong with that. I mean, good horror is supposed to be a little bad. But theres a limit. Netflix is resplendent with an assortment of tersely titled grindhouse wannabes, churned out by guys with digital camcorders, Suicide Girl fetishes, and lifetime Fangoria subscriptions. Being a horror writer myself, Awesome. Starting off right where the last one left off. I mean literally. The last five minutes of the last movie are the first five of this one. Its the principle of Robert Zemeckis: Why make one shitty sequel when you can make two at once? So for those of you keeping score, a bunch of assholes nobody likes are stuck on a roof in a terrible town while monsters try to eat them. I had held a desperate hope that they would have cleaned house castwise like they did between the original (and superiorly funspirited) Feast and Feast II. Instead, they did up a Back to the Feaster II and Feaster III Triple Feast. If Christopher Lloyd doesnt drive a train off a cliff, this movie already fails.
00:00:36: Clu Gulager, the directors father, is back as the Bartender who wont fucking die. Hes standing in the middle of the desert, staring angrily into the camera, saying, Thanks for fucking my potential acting retirement plan, son. I couldnt be a stunt hand in a Turkish jerkoff film now. Jokes on you, I blew your inheritance on hookers and Pixie Sticks.
00:03:00 Seriously, this is just the end of the last movie. Thats some green filmmaking, Ed Begley Jr. Why this didnt kill at Sundance is beyond me. If they filmed a compost pile decaying itd get a four picture fucking deal these days. And yet were going to SXSW, where anyone can be a filmmaker if they have $75.
00:04:00: Now I remember why I hate everyone from the last film. Didnt they kill everyone, goddammit?
00:04:45: Finally! New footage! Honey Pie, my arch nemesis who survived in the credits of the last film IS DEAD! One of the monsters decrapitated the broad. I dont care how annoyingly resilient you appear to be. Nobody gets up from a deheadening. Ask the Kurgan.
00:04:47: The monster is eating Honey Pies huge noggin like a golden delicious apple. And now. The monster. Is crapping. A human head. Put that on your resume, Heigl.
00:05:00: I guess stupid bitch heads arent fortified with the nutrients monsters need to grow up and be in quality films. Five minutes in, and weve got recycled footage, a beheading, and scat humor. Stick with YouTube, kids. Five years from now, The Oscar will go to a documentary shot on cell phones. And itll be hosted by Tyler Perry.
00:05:30: Christ, again with the little yearbook writeups for the characters. The arc for the Bartender says, WWII Vet, now fighting his greatest battle, blah-blah-blah. Im pretty sure this was the dominant pattern for the script. They fight monsters with guns on the roof. Make sure chicks are topless. Blood and shit. Blah-blah-fritos scoops are teh shinzorgans.
00:06:07: Joan Jett the Biker Queen is killing a monster with a motorcycle. Im positive theres some sort of austere symbolism for female empowerment going on that Im not fully appreciating. Probably because shes spouting such overwhelmingly powerful dialogue, Die! and Bleed!
00:06:20: Bleed it out! Bleed it all out! Thats what I scream at my girlfriend during her special lady time. What? If this movies not bringing the A-game, Im certainly not. Tampax! Gets the red out!
00:06:35: Thats some Pam Grier shit! Slasher, the only black character. Congrats on reigniting apartheid, my brother. If memory serves me correctly, the last movie ended with them getting swarmed by monsters on the roof. Where have all the monsters gone? Are they with the cowboys?
00:07:00: Somebody slip in the blood, somebody slip in the blood! Cmon, this calls for some wacky Stoogian hijinks!
00:07:10: What in the piss purple fuck?! Greg Swank is STILL ALIVE? The motherfucker got a steel pipe blasted through his head! Its still there! They replayed the scene just so we knew! Fucking Swank is played by the goddamn directors brother. CHRIST! It was SWANK! Swank fell in the goop! Oh, retarded magic is not nearly as much fun to watch when you know where the coins are really disappearing to.
00:07:39: Oh, good. Theyre shooting in night vision. So you can bask in all the glorious functionality of the $450 digital camcorder the movie was shot on. White balance next! Autofocus! Anti-tremble function! Whooo! Technology! AV CLUB 4EVA!
00:08:00: Oh, goddamn you, Secrets. I hope someone beats you Oprah and Blue with the Bible. If you recall, shes called Secrets because she believes in The Secret. Also, she keeps repeating, We gotta believe. We gotta believe. Who says you cant have witty social commentary in a grindhouse flick?
00:08:25: They keep going back and forth from nightvision to color. Thats going to use up most of the $65 budget. And a motherfucker needs his goddamn Fritos scoops.
00:08:28: Ahhhh! HAHAHAHAHA! I paused the DVD to write I bet theyre gonna have a monster jump out from the shadows any second now. And one did! But in the freeze frame, I can totally see the wire mesh inside the mouth of the costume that the actor looks through! I think its James Lipton! Liptons the fucking monster!
00:08:49: For those of you keeping score at home, Two monsters have been killed. All by gals. One Honey Pie left out in the rain. Shell never have to be in the movie again. On our home team weve got: Bartender, Slasher, Biker Queen, Secrets, Greg Swank, two Tattooed Biker chicks named Tit Girl and Tat Girl, and theoretically Lightning, unless the midget budget ran over from the last film. Eight is enough! Eight people who will hopefully perish before long!
00:09:00: This movie officially includes more exposed breasts in the first ten minutes of any film Ive ever seen before, and Im including pornography.
00:09:37: They keep going close-up on the dead monster. I wonder if hes really dead? Will he jump up and kill? Were whats left of whats left behind. Sounds like the Samuel L. Every Dead Black Hero Jackson Memorial Monologue to me.
00:10:11: Nope. He lives. They just like zooming in in nightvision. A black guys just as green as you and me when the lights are out. Togetherness.
00:10:15: I give up. A guy in a jeep comes driving down the road. And WHATHEFUCKETYFUCKWHISTLE?! THUNDER IS STILL ALIVE?!!!
If you recall from the last movie, Thunder the other half of the midget team was splattered all over the street by the ill-fated but awesome midget catapult experiment. He was then subsequently torn in half by the monsters, but being a midget, Im not sure what fraction that represents. Potentially a third.
And here he is, as a fucking tiny torso with intestines hanging out, STILL ALIVE! And doing reverse pushups.
00:10:20: This must be a new character. Hes driving an army jeep with a spiked ram on the front. He just ran over Thunder! Thats no way to treat your marquee midget, Gulager. Motherfucker was in Pirates of the Caribbean Elevenses: The Search for Ulees Gold.
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#2 :: Lord of ghosts / Shin angyo onshi (2004) DVDRip |
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Information about the film
Title: Lord of ghosts
Original title: Shin angyo onshi
Released: 2004
Genre: Fantasy, Adventure, Animated
Director: Joji Shimura / Shimura Jouji /
Size: 700MB Lord of ghosts - In ancient times there was a great kingdom Dzhyushin. Reliable support for its powerful ruler was the secret emissaries armed with not only the courage and strength, but also an amazing ability to call me to help the invincible army of warriors, ghosts. These messengers called Amen-wasp. Since time immemorial, they roam the world, saving people from the bondage of evil, restoring law and justice. When the era of unrest in the kingdom Dzhyushin fell, it seemed that the legendary Amen-Osa went into oblivion.
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#3 :: Roger Waters - 50.000 Lunatics On The Grass - 2007 (Exclusive) |
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Progressive Rock | Flac Separate Files + EAC Log | Artwork Included | 888 Mb
Roger Waters - Dark Side Of The Moon World Tour
Estadio Nacional
Santiago de Chile
2007-03-14
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| Publisher: supper88 :: 5 November 2009 :: view: 196 |
Feast 3 | 690 MB I often lament the state of horror movies these days. If it’s not a remake of some schlock splatterhouse flick from the 70s or 80s or a derivation of a foreign concept, it’s some trite excuse to flash tits covered in buckets of gore. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. I mean, good horror is supposed to be a little bad. But there’s a limit. Netflix is resplendent with an assortment of tersely titled grindhouse wannabes, churned out by guys with digital camcorders, Suicide Girl fetishes, and lifetime Fangoria subscriptions. Being a horror writer myself, 00:00:00: Awesome. Starting off right where the last one left off. I mean literally. The last five minutes of the last movie are the first five of this one. It’s the principle of Robert Zemeckis: Why make one shitty sequel when you can make two at once? So for those of you keeping score, a bunch of assholes nobody likes are stuck on a roof in a terrible town while monsters try to eat them. I had held a desperate hope that they would have cleaned house castwise like they did between the original (and superiorly funspirited) Feast and Feast II. Instead, they did up a Back to the Feaster II and Feaster III Triple Feast. If Christopher Lloyd doesn’t drive a train off a cliff, this movie already fails. 00:00:36: Clu Gulager, the director’s father, is back as the Bartender who won’t fucking die. He’s standing in the middle of the desert, staring angrily into the camera, saying, “Thanks for fucking my potential acting retirement plan, son. I couldn’t be a stunt hand in a Turkish jerkoff film now. Joke’s on you, I blew your inheritance on hookers and Pixie Sticks.” 00:03:00 Seriously, this is just the end of the last movie. That’s some green filmmaking, Ed Begley Jr. Why this didn’t kill at Sundance is beyond me. If they filmed a compost pile decaying it’d get a four picture fucking deal these days. And yet we’re going to SXSW, where anyone can be a filmmaker if they have $75. 00:04:00: Now I remember why I hate everyone from the last film. Didn’t they kill everyone, goddammit?
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| Publisher: Saunt :: 3 November 2009 :: view: 71 |
Parks Directory of the United States
Publisher: Omnigraphics | ISBN: 0780809327 | edition 2007 | PDF | 1102 pages | 11,44 mb A Guide to More Than 5,000 National and State Parks, Historic Sites, Battlefields, Monuments, Forests, Preserves, Memorials, Seashores, Trails, Heritage Areas, Marine Sanctuaries, Wildlife Refuges, and Other Designated Recreational Areas in the United States Administered by National and State Park Agencies. Also Includes Canadian National Parks.
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| Publisher: tryndets :: 31 October 2009 :: view: 141 |
 The Unofficial Guide Walt Disney World 2010 (Unofficial Guides) By Bob SehlingerPublisher: Wiley 2009-08-31 | 864 Pages | ISBN: 0470460261 | PDF | 15 MB In 2008, combined Walt Disney World Resort© theme park attendance reached over 51 million, with the Magic Kingdom alone drawing over 17 million visitors. (Orlando Convention and Visitor Bureau) Despite signifcant downturns in the economy, Disney theme parks have maintained attendance rates and made gains in attendance at some parks.
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#7 :: Michael Jackson: Devotion An Unauthorized Tribute |
Video » Movies |
Michael Jackson: Devotion An Unauthorized Tribute
AVI | English | XviD - 23fps - 640x480 | AC3 192kbps | 700 MB
Genre: Documentary
From his musical debut at the age of four to his sudden, tragic death in 2009, Michael Jackson remained one of the worlds most successful, influential, and beloved pop stars. This unauthorized biography charts the singers eventful and sometimes controversial life and career through interviews with friends, family, and colleagues, delving into such topics as his charity work, his moving memorial service, and his permanent spot as a tabloid fixture.
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| Publisher: silanh :: 25 October 2009 :: view: 248 |
Drag Me To Hell | 699 MB Drag Me to Hell is a 2009 horror film, directed by Sam Raimi, with a screenplay by Sam Raimi and Ivan Raimi. The plot revolves around loan officer Christine Brown (Alison Lohman), who tries to impress her boss by refusing to extend a loan to Mrs. Ganush (Lorna Raver). In retaliation, Ganush places a curse on Christine which, if not passed on to someone else within three days, will plunge her into the depths of Hell to burn for eternity. In 1969, Pasadena, California, a young couple rush to the mansion of wealthy medium Shaun San Dena (Flor de Maria Chahua). Their son had stolen a necklace from a wagon of gypsies three days prior, and has been complaining about seeing and hearing creatures. San Dena tries to help the boy in a seance, but she and the boy's parents are attacked by an unseen force, leading to the death of the boy. The boy is grabbed by several demons and pulled right into hell in front of San Dena.
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#9 :: DiscoveryHD - VALLEY OF THE TREX |
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DiscoveryHD - VALLEY OF THE TREX 
DiscoveryHD - VALLEY OF THE TREX
English | HD 720p | 1280x720 23.976fps x264 | AC3 - 384kbps - 48kHz | 1.07 GB
Genre: Documentary
Tyrannosaurus rex was 40 feet (12 meters) long, weighed in at 6 tons and stood 15 feet (4.5 meters) high. Enormous, powerful legs could have stepped over a car in a single stride. Four-foot (1.2-meter) jaws, raggedly studded with 7-inch (17.8-centimeter) teeth could crush bone and consume 500 pounds (225 kilograms) in a single bite. Clearly this was the ultimate predator the undisputed master of its Cretaceous world. Every living thing must have trembled when the "tyrant lizard king" was on the prowl.Or not. One of the world's top paleontologists says T. rex was not a hunter at all. The fiercest giant of dinosaur lore was but a well-designed scavenger that had much more in common with buzzards and hyenas than with lions and tigers.Tyrannosaurus, says Jack Horner, was a nasty-looking, hunched-over beast that was a lousy runner with mediocre vision and had spindly little arms that would have been useless in a fight. Even worse, if T. rex tripped and fell or was toppled by a stubborn foe, those arms could do little to dampen the impact of tons of falling dinosaur; the all-but-inevitable broken bones could easily prove fatal.
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| Publisher: silanh :: 19 October 2009 :: view: 258 |
Drag Me To Hell | 699 MB Drag Me to Hell is a 2009 horror film, directed by Sam Raimi, with a screenplay by Sam Raimi and Ivan Raimi. The plot revolves around loan officer Christine Brown (Alison Lohman), who tries to impress her boss by refusing to extend a loan to Mrs. Ganush (Lorna Raver). In retaliation, Ganush places a curse on Christine which, if not passed on to someone else within three days, will plunge her into the depths of Hell to burn for eternity. In 1969, Pasadena, California, a young couple rush to the mansion of wealthy medium Shaun San Dena (Flor de Maria Chahua). Their son had stolen a necklace from a wagon of gypsies three days prior, and has been complaining about seeing and hearing creatures. San Dena tries to help the boy in a seance, but she and the boy's parents are attacked by an unseen force, leading to the death of the boy. The boy is grabbed by several demons and pulled right into hell in front of San Dena. In Los Angeles, California, in 2009, loan officer Christine Brown (Alison Lohman) hopes to be promoted to assistant manager over her co-worker Stu Rubin (Reggie Lee). Her boss, Mr. Jacks (David Paymer) advises her to demonstrate that she can make tough decisions to get this job. Christine is constantly thwarted by Stu, who attempts to show Christine as incompetent to Mr. Jacks. Christine is later visited at the bank by Sylvia Ganush (Lorna Raver) who asks for a third extension on her mortgage. To prove herself to Mr. Jacks, Christine denies Ganush the extension. Ganush resorts to begging for help when Christine calls for security. Security guards escort Ganush out with Mr. Jacks complimenting Christine on how she handled the situation. Upon leaving the bank, Christine is attacked in her car by Ganush. After a violent struggle, Ganush removes a button from Christine's jacket and uses it to place a curse on Christine. Later, Christine's boyfriend, Clay Dalton (Justin Long), tries to comfort her. They pass a fortune teller's store, where they meet the fortune teller Rham Jas (Dileep Rao), who tells Christine that she is being haunted by an evil spirit. Alone at home, Christine is attacked by the dark spirit causing minor injuries. and has dreams about Mrs.Ganush attacking her in bed. At work the next day, she has a nosebleed, soaking Mr. Jacks in blood. Fleeing work, Christine tries to find Ganush at the home of her granddaughter Ilenka (Bojana Novakovic). Christine learns that Ganush died the previous night, and Ilenka is in the process of holding a memorial service for her. Christine returns to Rham Jas, who explains that the spirit haunting her is a powerful demon called the Lamia that will torment for three days before taking her to Hell. Rham Jas suggests a sacrifice to appease the demon, which leads to Christine killing her pet kitten. At a dinner party with Clay and his parents, Christine is still tormented by the Lamia, which frightens the Daltons.
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| Publisher: tien1309 :: 17 October 2009 :: view: 194 |
 Michael Jackson - Memorial Services 2009English | 02:43:45 | 1280 x 704 | 29.970 fps | H264 2500 Kbps | MKV | AAC 5.1 128 Kbps | 3.23 GB Genre: Documentary
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| Publisher: tonyta :: 2 October 2009 :: view: 255 |
AnvSoft Photo Flash Maker Professional 5.12 | 17.8MB Flash SlideShow Maker Pro is a Flash album creator that allows you to make animated photo slide show presentation with SWF file as the output format.With 3 simple steps, you can make a professional look photo flash show. It transforms your digital photo collection to Macromedia Flash file format ( SWF ) which you can share your memorial moments with your family or friends on your own homepage, post on your Blog or upload to your own website.
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| Publisher: htdang :: 1 October 2009 :: view: 392 |
AnvSoft Photo Flash Maker Professional 5.12 | 18,22 Mb AnvSoft Photo Flash Maker is a Flash album creator, Flash to Slideshow Maker to create elegant flash photo slideshow for share on Website, Blog, Myspace and more. It can easily make animated photo slide show with SWF file as the output format.
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#14 :: Michael Jackson - Memorial Video Collection 2009 DVD5 |
Music » Music Video |
| Publisher: Dodik :: 30 September 2009 :: view: 937 |
Michael Jackson - Memorial Video Collection 2009 DVD5 | Size: 3.96 GB
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#15 :: The Final Destination (by Brian Tyler) - 2009 |
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| Publisher: demah :: 6 September 2009 :: view: 145 |
The Final Destination (by Brian Tyler) - 2009
Soundtrack | 64 min | 320 kbps | 137 mb
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#16 :: Michael Jackson 1958-2009 Memorial |
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| Publisher: b1u3eyes :: 8 July 2009 :: view: 150 |
 Michael Jackson 1958-2009 MemorialEnglish | 1h | XviD | 640???352 | MP3 | 128kbps | 2.61 GB | Genre: Documentary Michael Jackson, one of the most widely beloved entertainers and profoundly influential artists of all-time, leaves an indelible imprint on popular music and culture.
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#17 :: A-HA - Greatest Hits (1985 - 2005) |
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| Publisher: MegaDance :: 8 June 2009 :: view: 585 |
Artist: A-HA
Title: Greatest Hits
Genre: Syntpop, Pop Rock
Year: 1985 - 2005
Tracks: 43
Quality: VBR kbps
Playtime: 3:08:50 min
Size: ~ 245 mb
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#18 :: Bedroom Escapades Vol. 5 (2009) |
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| Publisher: MegaDance :: 3 June 2009 :: view: 253 |
Artist: VA
Title: Bedroom Escapades Vol. 5
Genre: Downtempo, Chillout, Lounge
Year: 2009
Tracks: 18
Quality: 320 kbps
Playtime: 101:42 min
Size: ~ 244 mb
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 Sex for Dummies | PDF | 433 Pages | 7,09 MbHumans have been having sex since time im memorial, and not much changed as the centuries slid by. Then in the 1960s, the Pill came out, and the sexual revolution was said to begin. But the past 25 years, which coincidentally is the period when I first became well known, have seen the most major advancements. Many more women who couldn?????t have orgasms are now orgasmic. Many older people, particularly men, can have sex into their 90s. People are talking to each other about their sexual needs, and as a result, they?????re more satisfied with their sex lives. And although we?????ve made progress, more needs to be done.
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#20 :: Day of the Zombie (2009/RUS/ENG) |
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| Publisher: Dodik :: 13 April 2009 :: view: 642 |
Day of the Zombie (2009/RUS/ENG) | Size: 966 MB Horde bloodthirsty zombies invaded college ??Fenkott Memorial??! Armed forces zachistili district and placed around the perimeter college snipers. In place of the terrible events of the special squad was sent on a mission to take him completely under control. Meanwhile, in the midst of bloody chaos are three bedolag: student, desperately trying to save his girlfriend, Building Superintendent, not wishing to leave to their fate entrusted institution and spetsnazovets, which should bring order to this bedlame. Do they survive day zombie?
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