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Feast 3 DVDRip
I often lament the state of horror movies these days. If it’s not a remake of some schlock splatterhouse flick from the 70s or 80s or a derivation of a foreign concept, it’s some trite excuse to flash tits covered in buckets of gore. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. I mean, good horror is supposed to be a little bad. But there’s a limit. Netflix is resplendent with an assortment of tersely titled grindhouse wannabes, churned out by guys with digital camcorders, Suicide Girl fetishes, and lifetime Fangoria subscriptions. Being a horror writer myself, Awesome. Starting off right where the last one left off. I mean literally. The last five minutes of the last movie are the first five of this one. It’s the principle of Robert Zemeckis: Why make one shitty sequel when you can make two at once? So for those of you keeping score, a bunch of assholes nobody likes are stuck on a roof in a terrible town while monsters try to eat them. I had held a desperate hope that they would have cleaned house castwise like they did between the original (and superiorly funspirited) Feast and Feast II. Instead, they did up a Back to the Feaster II and Feaster III Triple Feast. If Christopher Lloyd doesn’t drive a train off a cliff, this movie already fails.
00:00:36: Clu Gulager, the director’s father, is back as the Bartender who won’t fucking die. He’s standing in the middle of the desert, staring angrily into the camera, saying, “Thanks for fucking my potential acting retirement plan, son. I couldn’t be a stunt hand in a Turkish jerkoff film now. Joke’s on you, I blew your inheritance on hookers and Pixie Sticks.”
00:03:00 Seriously, this is just the end of the last movie. That’s some green filmmaking, Ed Begley Jr. Why this didn’t kill at Sundance is beyond me. If they filmed a compost pile decaying it’d get a four picture fucking deal these days. And yet we’re going to SXSW, where anyone can be a filmmaker if they have $75.
00:04:00: Now I remember why I hate everyone from the last film. Didn’t they kill everyone, goddammit?
00:04:45: Finally! New footage! Honey Pie, my arch nemesis who survived in the credits of the last film — IS DEAD! One of the monsters decrapitated the broad. I don’t care how annoyingly resilient you appear to be. Nobody gets up from a deheadening. Ask the Kurgan.
00:04:47: The monster is eating Honey Pie’s huge noggin like a golden delicious apple. And now. The monster. Is crapping. A human head. Put that on your resume, Heigl.
00:05:00: I guess stupid bitch heads aren’t fortified with the nutrients monsters need to grow up and be in quality films. Five minutes in, and we’ve got recycled footage, a beheading, and scat humor. Stick with YouTube, kids. Five years from now, The Oscar will go to a documentary shot on cell phones. And it’ll be hosted by Tyler Perry.
00:05:30: Christ, again with the little yearbook writeups for the characters. The arc for the Bartender says, “WWII Vet, now fighting his greatest battle, blah-blah-blah.” I’m pretty sure this was the dominant pattern for the script. “They fight monsters with guns on the roof. Make sure chicks are topless. Blood and shit. Blah-blah-fritos scoops are teh shinzorgans.”
00:06:07: Joan Jett the Biker Queen is killing a monster with a motorcycle. I’m positive there’s some sort of austere symbolism for female empowerment going on that I’m not fully appreciating. Probably because she’s spouting such overwhelmingly powerful dialogue, “Die!” and “Bleed!”
00:06:20: “Bleed it out! Bleed it all out!” That’s what I scream at my girlfriend during her special lady time. What? If this movie’s not bringing the A-game, I’m certainly not. Tampax! Gets the red out!
00:06:35: “That’s some Pam Grier shit!” Slasher, the only black character. Congrats on reigniting apartheid, my brother. If memory serves me correctly, the last movie ended with them getting swarmed by monsters on the roof. Where have all the monsters gone? Are they with the cowboys?
00:07:00: Somebody slip in the blood, somebody slip in the blood! C’mon, this calls for some wacky Stoogian hijinks!
00:07:10: What in the piss purple fuck?! Greg Swank is STILL ALIVE? The motherfucker got a steel pipe blasted through his head! It’s still there! They replayed the scene just so we knew! Fucking Swank is played by the goddamn director’s brother. CHRIST! It was SWANK! Swank fell in the goop! Oh, retarded magic is not nearly as much fun to watch when you know where the coins are really disappearing to.
00:07:39: Oh, good. They’re shooting in night vision. So you can bask in all the glorious functionality of the $450 digital camcorder the movie was shot on. White balance next! Autofocus! Anti-tremble function! Whooo! Technology! AV CLUB 4EVA!
00:08:00: Oh, goddamn you, Secrets. I hope someone beats you Oprah and Blue with the Bible. If you recall, she’s called Secrets because she believes in “The Secret”. Also, she keeps repeating, “We gotta believe. We gotta believe.” Who says you can’t have witty social commentary in a grindhouse flick?
00:08:25: They keep going back and forth from nightvision to color. That’s going to use up most of the $65 budget. And a motherfucker needs his goddamn Fritos scoops.
00:08:28: Ahhhh! HAHAHAHAHA! I paused the DVD to write “I bet they’re gonna have a monster jump out from the shadows any second now.” And one did! But in the freeze frame, I can totally see the wire mesh inside the mouth of the costume that the actor looks through! I think it’s James Lipton! Lipton’s the fucking monster!
00:08:49: For those of you keeping score at home, Two monsters have been killed. All by gals. One Honey Pie left out in the rain. She’ll never have to be in the movie again. On our home team we’ve got: Bartender, Slasher, Biker Queen, Secrets, Greg Swank, two Tattooed Biker chicks named Tit Girl and Tat Girl, and theoretically Lightning, unless the midget budget ran over from the last film. Eight is enough! Eight people who will hopefully perish before long!
00:09:00: This movie officially includes more exposed breasts in the first ten minutes of any film I’ve ever seen before, and I’m including pornography.
00:09:37: They keep going close-up on the “dead” monster. I wonder if he’s really dead? Will he jump up and kill? “We’re what’s left of what’s left behind.” Sounds like the Samuel L. “Every Dead Black Hero” Jackson Memorial Monologue to me.
00:10:11: Nope. He lives. They just like zooming in in nightvision. A black guy’s just as green as you and me when the lights are out. Togetherness.
00:10:15: I give up. A guy in a jeep comes driving down the road. And WHATHEFUCKETYFUCKWHISTLE?! THUNDER IS STILL ALIVE?!!!
If you recall from the last movie, Thunder — the other half of the midget team — was splattered all over the street by the ill-fated but awesome midget catapult experiment. He was then subsequently torn in half by the monsters, but being a midget, I’m not sure what fraction that represents. Potentially a third.
And here he is, as a fucking tiny torso with intestines hanging out, STILL ALIVE! And doing reverse pushups.
00:10:20: This must be a new character. He’s driving an army jeep with a spiked ram on the front. He just ran over Thunder! That’s no way to treat your marquee midget, Gulager. Motherfucker was in Pirates of the Caribbean Elevenses: The Search for Ulee’s Gold.
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| Publisher: htdang :: 21 November 2009 :: view: 72 |
DivX Pro v7.2.2 Portable | 70 Mb The next generation of DivX video! Enjoy true HD video with DivX® 7 for Windows. Play all DivX and DivX Plus™ HD video (MKV) with our free offering and purchase DivX Pro 7 to create your own HD videos. A Cinematic Video Experience! We're now introducing the next generation of DivX technology with DivX 7 — our new software that lets you create and play full HD H.264 (MKV) videos. H.264 is a new standard that is poised to power the high definition video revolution by offering incredible visual quality, performance and efficiency. DivX 7 gives you all the tools you need to take full advantage of H.264 for a truly cinematic video experience.
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| Publisher: hienkbmns :: 21 November 2009 :: view: 20 |
Nuggets Certified Ethical Hacker Series- Video Tutorial | 343 MB You're up late, banging away at your keyboard. You find the hole you were looking for. Now you just find the right directory, copy a couple files, back right out of the system, and erase your tracks. Within 15 minutes of finding a back door into the network, you've downloaded transaction data for all credit card transactions within the last two years. You'd think credit card processing companies would be more secure than that. The FBI should be busting down your door any minute now. But they won't. You print out your keystroke logger info. You make a phone call. "I got in." They don't believe it. But when you deliver the keystroke log the next day, they're floored. They cut you a check, and offer you an even bigger contract to help them fix the hole. Do things that should get you arrested - but get paid instead. Ethical Hacking is so cool.
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| Publisher: hienkbmns :: 21 November 2009 :: view: 58 |
VSO Image Resizer Business Edition 3.0.1.1 | 20.2 MB VSO Image resizer is a tool that organizes your photos by shrinking their resolution or moving them within your hard drive. It is the perfect tool for those who store their digital pictures and images on their PC and who want to resize, compress, convert, create copies, import or organize photos.VSO Image resizer is integrated into the Windows explorer shell, right click on your pictures and start working on your pictures! Using this resize image software, you can create e-mail friendly versions of your images, load them faster, move them easily from folder to folder, change their format, edit large numbers of image files/batch image resize and thus save space on your hard drive. Using high resolution 1600x1200 for creating wallpaper or file-sharing you can save your memory.VSO Image Resizer can also change file names using a template and you can add your own watermark with transparency support.
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YoutubeGet v5.3 | 5 MB YouTubeGet is an all-in-one software designed to make quick and easy work to download YouTube videos and convert them. Offering a multitude of methods to acquire the video,this application has all the power you need while still remaining small and easy to use. After downloading videos it will auto convert FLV files to MP4, 3GP, AVI, WMV, MOV etc. Soon, you can see YouTube videos on your MP4 or Cell phone.
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4 AIO in One Hacking Video Training and Ebooks Collection | 795 MB 1.Best Ever Hacking Video Collection AiO A penetration Attack Reconstructed Bluesnafling a nokia hand set Breaking WEP in 10 minutes Buffer Overflow Buffer Overflow Exploits 3
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Certied Ethical Hacking and Countermeasure Course v6.12 AIO | 265 MB List: CEH-Classroom-Lab-Setup-v6.pdf CEHv6 Module 00 Student Introduction.pdf CEHv6 Module 01 Introduction to Ethical Hacking.pdf CEHv6 Module 02 Hacking Laws.pdf CEHv6 Module 03 Footprinting.pdf CEHv6 Module 04 Google Hacking.pdf
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#8 :: Babysitter Wanted (2009) DVDRip XviD |
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Babysitter Wanted (2009) DVDRip XviD-Crianza Small-town college girl Angie (Sarah Thompson) is hired by Jim and Violet Stanton to babysit their son Sam. Aware of the recent reports of missing people, she believes someone is stalking her. On the way to the Stantons' farm, her car breaks down. She is given a lift by Rick (Matt Dallas), a mechanic, who promises to repair her car.
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Tunebite 7.0.29523.2300 | 36.88MB The program, known for its "care attitude" to this "tricky" phenomenon as protected music and video files. Powerful utility Tunebite Platinum Edition allows you to make copies of music files that are protected from copying.
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| Publisher: htdang :: 20 November 2009 :: view: 76 |
Wondershare DVD Converter Ultimate v5.1.0.2 | 10.4 MB Wondershare DVD Converter Ultimate is an all-in-one DVD Video tool. You can convert/rip DVD to video and convert video between popular video formats and burn video to DVD.
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| Publisher: b1u3eyes :: 20 November 2009 :: view: 63 |
 VTC - QuickStart Adobe Premiere Elements 8 | 143 MBAdobe Premiere Elements 8 is the latest release of Adobe’s consumer video editing program. Premiere Elements 8 now includes many features that allow you to take your video editing to a more professional level without the added expense its older sibling Adobe Premiere Pro CS4. Included with Premiere Elements 8 is an integrated DVD creation interface that not only allows you to burn your own DVDs, but also allows you to convert your movies to many other formats applicable to mobile phones and social networking websites such as YouTube. In this course seasoned producer and videographer, Mark Struthers, teaches common practices to get you up to speed. To get started, simply click on one of the QuickStart! – Adobe Premiere Elements 8 movie links.
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#12 :: Terminator 3 Rise of the Machines (2003) DVDRip |
Video » Movies |
| Publisher: KissYou :: 20 November 2009 :: view: 85 |
Terminator 3 Rise of the Machines (2003) l 300MB A decade has passed since John Connor helped Judgement Day and save mankind from mass destruction.
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Free Studio is a single package which bundles all software from DVDVideoSoft to work with DVD, video and audio files!
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| Publisher: megaup :: 19 November 2009 :: view: 107 |
 VSO Image Resizer Business Edition v3.0.1.1 (Portable) | 19.54 Mb
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| Publisher: megaup :: 19 November 2009 :: view: 158 |
 AVS Video Converter 6.3.3.371 Portable | 47.6MB
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| Publisher: acacura :: 19 November 2009 :: view: 66 |
Zoom Player Home Professional 7.00 Portable | 61.7 Mb Zoom Player is the most Powerful, Flexible and Customizable DVD and Media Player for the Windows PC platform. Using our powerful Smart Play technology, more image, audio and video media formats play with less hassle, increased stability and better performance.
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#17 :: Bigasoft Total Video Converter 1.7.5.3604 |
Softwares |
Bigasoft Total Video Converter v1.7.5.3604 | 7.7 Mb Bigasoft Total Video Converter is an easy-to-use tool to fast convert between various video/audio files to help you enjoy favorite movie/mtv/music/song on portable device, mobile phone, personal computer and so on. It supports a wide range of video and audio including AVI, Xvid, DivX, H.264, MP4, 3GP, MKV, WMV, RM, FLV, MOV, MP3, AAC, AC3, WAV, WMA, etc. It also can extract audio from video and ajust video effects like trim, crop and merge.
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#18 :: Microsoft Office 2010 Build 4536 x64 x86 |
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Microsoft Office 2010 Build 4536 x64 x86 | 700 Mb x 2CD icrosoft® Office 2010 gives you rich and powerful new ways to deliver your best work – whether you’re at work, home, or school – on a computer, Web browser, or Smart phone. Grab your audience’s attention and inspire them with your ideas using enhanced tools, customizable templates, and photo editing capabilities. Work with multiple people from different locations at the exact same time using new co-authoring capabilities. By offering more ways to access your files from virtually anywhere, Office 2010 puts you in control.
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Wondershare Web Video Downloader & Burner v1.0.1.6 | 22.9 Mb Web Video Downloader & Burner combines the web video downloader, video converter and video to DVD burner. With this tool, you will be able to download streaming videos, online TVs, live sports and other online videos. Then you may convert downloaded videos to other various formats, such as MP4, 3GP, WMV, AVI, MOV, MPG for your i Phone, iPod, Cell Phone, etc.Also, you may choose to burn downloaded videos to DVD and to convert video to image file (.iso) saved on computer easily.
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Bigasoft DVD Ripper v1.5.3.3602 | 8.44 Mb Bigasoft DVD Ripper is an easy-to-use DVD ripper tool which can perfectly rip DVD to various video and audio formats like AVI, DivX, Xvid, MP4, H.264, WMV, MOV, FLV, MKV, MPEG-1, MPEG-2, 3GP, 3GPP, VOB, RM, WMA, MP3, and so on with amazing speed and quality for watching DVD movies anytime anywhere and saving DVD discs from scratch. Moreover, the powerful DVD ripping software allows you rip DVD to playback on personal computer and almost all portable devices for taking your DVD movies with you. It helps you easily rip DVD to iPod, i Phone, Apple TV, Zune, Xbox 360, PSP, PS3, Archos, iRiver PMP Player, Creative Zen, PMP, general MP4 player, Pocket PC, PDA, Smart phone, mobile phone and so on.
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