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#1 :: Seek & Find Collection 2009 |
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| Publisher: ff1013 :: 22 November 2009 :: view: 61 |
 Seek & Find Collection 2009PC Games | Eng | 2.39 GB 53 Seek & find games, the typical games where you are presented with a beautiful image and have to spot certain objects in it before the time runs out. Of course, if you find them all, you get to the next and harder level!
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Feast 3 DVDRip
I often lament the state of horror movies these days. If it’s not a remake of some schlock splatterhouse flick from the 70s or 80s or a derivation of a foreign concept, it’s some trite excuse to flash tits covered in buckets of gore. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. I mean, good horror is supposed to be a little bad. But there’s a limit. Netflix is resplendent with an assortment of tersely titled grindhouse wannabes, churned out by guys with digital camcorders, Suicide Girl fetishes, and lifetime Fangoria subscriptions. Being a horror writer myself, Awesome. Starting off right where the last one left off. I mean literally. The last five minutes of the last movie are the first five of this one. It’s the principle of Robert Zemeckis: Why make one shitty sequel when you can make two at once? So for those of you keeping score, a bunch of assholes nobody likes are stuck on a roof in a terrible town while monsters try to eat them. I had held a desperate hope that they would have cleaned house castwise like they did between the original (and superiorly funspirited) Feast and Feast II. Instead, they did up a Back to the Feaster II and Feaster III Triple Feast. If Christopher Lloyd doesn’t drive a train off a cliff, this movie already fails.
00:00:36: Clu Gulager, the director’s father, is back as the Bartender who won’t fucking die. He’s standing in the middle of the desert, staring angrily into the camera, saying, “Thanks for fucking my potential acting retirement plan, son. I couldn’t be a stunt hand in a Turkish jerkoff film now. Joke’s on you, I blew your inheritance on hookers and Pixie Sticks.”
00:03:00 Seriously, this is just the end of the last movie. That’s some green filmmaking, Ed Begley Jr. Why this didn’t kill at Sundance is beyond me. If they filmed a compost pile decaying it’d get a four picture fucking deal these days. And yet we’re going to SXSW, where anyone can be a filmmaker if they have $75.
00:04:00: Now I remember why I hate everyone from the last film. Didn’t they kill everyone, goddammit?
00:04:45: Finally! New footage! Honey Pie, my arch nemesis who survived in the credits of the last film — IS DEAD! One of the monsters decrapitated the broad. I don’t care how annoyingly resilient you appear to be. Nobody gets up from a deheadening. Ask the Kurgan.
00:04:47: The monster is eating Honey Pie’s huge noggin like a golden delicious apple. And now. The monster. Is crapping. A human head. Put that on your resume, Heigl.
00:05:00: I guess stupid bitch heads aren’t fortified with the nutrients monsters need to grow up and be in quality films. Five minutes in, and we’ve got recycled footage, a beheading, and scat humor. Stick with YouTube, kids. Five years from now, The Oscar will go to a documentary shot on cell phones. And it’ll be hosted by Tyler Perry.
00:05:30: Christ, again with the little yearbook writeups for the characters. The arc for the Bartender says, “WWII Vet, now fighting his greatest battle, blah-blah-blah.” I’m pretty sure this was the dominant pattern for the script. “They fight monsters with guns on the roof. Make sure chicks are topless. Blood and shit. Blah-blah-fritos scoops are teh shinzorgans.”
00:06:07: Joan Jett the Biker Queen is killing a monster with a motorcycle. I’m positive there’s some sort of austere symbolism for female empowerment going on that I’m not fully appreciating. Probably because she’s spouting such overwhelmingly powerful dialogue, “Die!” and “Bleed!”
00:06:20: “Bleed it out! Bleed it all out!” That’s what I scream at my girlfriend during her special lady time. What? If this movie’s not bringing the A-game, I’m certainly not. Tampax! Gets the red out!
00:06:35: “That’s some Pam Grier shit!” Slasher, the only black character. Congrats on reigniting apartheid, my brother. If memory serves me correctly, the last movie ended with them getting swarmed by monsters on the roof. Where have all the monsters gone? Are they with the cowboys?
00:07:00: Somebody slip in the blood, somebody slip in the blood! C’mon, this calls for some wacky Stoogian hijinks!
00:07:10: What in the piss purple fuck?! Greg Swank is STILL ALIVE? The motherfucker got a steel pipe blasted through his head! It’s still there! They replayed the scene just so we knew! Fucking Swank is played by the goddamn director’s brother. CHRIST! It was SWANK! Swank fell in the goop! Oh, retarded magic is not nearly as much fun to watch when you know where the coins are really disappearing to.
00:07:39: Oh, good. They’re shooting in night vision. So you can bask in all the glorious functionality of the $450 digital camcorder the movie was shot on. White balance next! Autofocus! Anti-tremble function! Whooo! Technology! AV CLUB 4EVA!
00:08:00: Oh, goddamn you, Secrets. I hope someone beats you Oprah and Blue with the Bible. If you recall, she’s called Secrets because she believes in “The Secret”. Also, she keeps repeating, “We gotta believe. We gotta believe.” Who says you can’t have witty social commentary in a grindhouse flick?
00:08:25: They keep going back and forth from nightvision to color. That’s going to use up most of the $65 budget. And a motherfucker needs his goddamn Fritos scoops.
00:08:28: Ahhhh! HAHAHAHAHA! I paused the DVD to write “I bet they’re gonna have a monster jump out from the shadows any second now.” And one did! But in the freeze frame, I can totally see the wire mesh inside the mouth of the costume that the actor looks through! I think it’s James Lipton! Lipton’s the fucking monster!
00:08:49: For those of you keeping score at home, Two monsters have been killed. All by gals. One Honey Pie left out in the rain. She’ll never have to be in the movie again. On our home team we’ve got: Bartender, Slasher, Biker Queen, Secrets, Greg Swank, two Tattooed Biker chicks named Tit Girl and Tat Girl, and theoretically Lightning, unless the midget budget ran over from the last film. Eight is enough! Eight people who will hopefully perish before long!
00:09:00: This movie officially includes more exposed breasts in the first ten minutes of any film I’ve ever seen before, and I’m including pornography.
00:09:37: They keep going close-up on the “dead” monster. I wonder if he’s really dead? Will he jump up and kill? “We’re what’s left of what’s left behind.” Sounds like the Samuel L. “Every Dead Black Hero” Jackson Memorial Monologue to me.
00:10:11: Nope. He lives. They just like zooming in in nightvision. A black guy’s just as green as you and me when the lights are out. Togetherness.
00:10:15: I give up. A guy in a jeep comes driving down the road. And WHATHEFUCKETYFUCKWHISTLE?! THUNDER IS STILL ALIVE?!!!
If you recall from the last movie, Thunder — the other half of the midget team — was splattered all over the street by the ill-fated but awesome midget catapult experiment. He was then subsequently torn in half by the monsters, but being a midget, I’m not sure what fraction that represents. Potentially a third.
And here he is, as a fucking tiny torso with intestines hanging out, STILL ALIVE! And doing reverse pushups.
00:10:20: This must be a new character. He’s driving an army jeep with a spiked ram on the front. He just ran over Thunder! That’s no way to treat your marquee midget, Gulager. Motherfucker was in Pirates of the Caribbean Elevenses: The Search for Ulee’s Gold.
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#3 :: VA-Electro-House Boom BOX (20.11.2009) |
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| Publisher: Dodik :: 21 November 2009 :: view: 61 |
VA-Electro-House Boom BOX (20.11.2009) | Size: 274 MB
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#4 :: VA-CD Club Promo Only December Part 1-5 (2009) |
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| Publisher: pawloks :: 21 November 2009 :: view: 18 |
artist: VA
title: CD Club Promo Only December Part 1-5
date: 19.11.2009
genre: Dance
tracks: 68
time: 374 min
size: 523 Mb
quality: VBR / 44.1kHz/ Joint-Stereo
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#5 :: Portable Horatio's Travels 1.0.5044 Eng |
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| Publisher: b1u3eyes :: 20 November 2009 :: view: 69 |
Portable Horatio's Travels 1.0.5044 Eng | 23 MB Follow Horatio on his globe-trotting adventure as he takes tasty treats to some of the wackiest customers on earth. Keep a level head and a steady eye on those orders in this exciting Time Management game. You'll meet persnickety pirates, crusty penguins, ravenous cubs, and and the rest of their ice cream loving friends. Tour paradise and become the fastest scoop in the animal kingdom!
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#6 :: VA-Only Fresh Club Music (19.11.2009) |
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| Publisher: Dodik :: 20 November 2009 :: view: 103 |
VA-Only Fresh Club Music (19.11.2009) | Size: 136 MB
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#7 :: VA-CD Club Promo Only December Part 1-5 (2009) |
Music |
| Publisher: Dodik :: 20 November 2009 :: view: 123 |
VA-CD Club Promo Only December Part 1-5 (2009) | Size: 523 MB
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#8 :: Electro Compilation (20.11.2009) |
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| Publisher: Dodik :: 20 November 2009 :: view: 111 |
Electro Compilation (20.11.2009) | Size: 690 MB
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#9 :: Left 4 Dead 2 - THEPiRATEGAY |
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| Publisher: ff1013 :: 19 November 2009 :: view: 187 |
 Left 4 Dead 2 - THEPiRATEGAYPC Games | Windown | Eng | 3.72 GB Down in the bayou of Louisiana, all hell has broken loose in this second entry of the multiplayer zombie-fest. Players assume the role of four new survivors, each with their own personality and new dialog. The game leads them through the southeastern region of the US -- from Savannah, Georgia through the bayou country, and climaxing in New Orleans' French Quarter.
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#10 :: Painkiller: Resurrection (2009/ENG/Repack) |
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| Publisher: Poiskovik :: 18 November 2009 :: view: 47 |
Painkiller: Resurrection (2009/ENG/Repack) | RapidShare | RAR 2.27 Gb Legendary Painkiller returns to a completely new form. The game's plot tells about the sad stories of William Sherman (William Sherman), a former CIA agent. Why he became the hero of such ugliness? If only because in one of the operations to sweep the area of drug our Willie riddled dozens of civilians and not innocent people. For the mistake, but still. For such crimes after the death of our hero gets to Hell, but to put up with such a fate flatly refuses to ...
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#11 :: Dragon Age: Origins (2009/ENG/Repack by R.G. ReCoding) |
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| Publisher: Poiskovik :: 18 November 2009 :: view: 71 |
Dragon Age: Origins (2009/ENG/Repack by R.G. ReCoding) | RapidShare | RAR 4.35 Gb Dragon Age: Origins - is a fantastic RPG in a new setting, created by Bioware. Your adventures will take place in korolevste Ferelden. Explore the places of battle, drenched in blood, ancient forests and the mighty city. You will confront the power of magic, when you find an abandoned wizard's tower, then walk along the corridors of the kingdom dvorfov.No beware! Dwarf-policies can be more dangerous than the most terrible monsters! It's just the real world, just as real as our own, but only the magic changes all sectors of society. This is a world of magic! Explore this world, following an interesting plot...
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#12 :: Best of Dance 4 (2009) |
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Best of Dance 4 (2009)
Dance | Joint Stereo / 44 khz | 108 Mb
Tracklist
01.Pitbull - I Know You Want Me (Radio Edit) [03:05]
02.Bob Sinclar Ft.Shabba Ranks - Love You No More (Nicola Fasano Radio [03:13]
03.Cascada - Fever (Zac Mccrack Bootleg Radio Edit) [03:26]
04.The Pussycat Dolls - Hush Hush (the Bimbo Jones Radio Mix) [04:02]
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#13 :: Best of Dance 4 (2009) |
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Best of Dance 4 (2009) | 108 Mb
This one is called Best of Dance 4 and it has 1 cd with 22 tracks. Enjoy this release.
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| Publisher: lectr0luxe :: 15 November 2009 :: view: 84 |
Quantity: 25 | Format: Jpeg | Resolution: 1024*768 - 1600*1200 | Filesize: 16 Mb
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#15 :: Boulder Dash - Pirate's Quest |
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Boulder Dash - Pirate's Quest | PC | 10 MB
Help Crystal and Rockford recover their great, great, great grandfather's pirate treasure in this exciting action-puzzler! Take on the challenges spanning 3 beautiful worlds, as you lead your pirate crew in aquest for gems. Gravity matters in this game, so you'll have to avoid falling objects in addition to traps and animated enemies. Collect tools along the way to assist you in finding the ancestral treasure!
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#16 :: Best of Dance 4 (2009 ) |
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| Publisher: hienkbmns :: 15 November 2009 :: view: 77 |
Best of Dance 4 (2009 ) | 108 MB Artist: VA Album: Best of Dance 4 2009 Release Date: 14/11/2009 Style: Dance Number of tracks: 20 Length: 79 min Size: 108 Mb Bitrate: VBR / 44.1kHz / Joint-Stereo
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#17 :: Pirate Radio 2009 DVDRip x264 READNFO-IMAGiNE |
Video » Movies |
Pirate Radio 2009 DVDRip x264 READNFO-IMAGiNE
English | Genre: Comedy | Drama | Music | Romance | 135 min | 2.02 GB
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1131729/
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#18 :: Norah Jones - The Fall (2009) |
Music |
| Publisher: acacura :: 13 November 2009 :: view: 73 |
Norah Jones – The Fall (2009)
Genre: Pop | 1CD | MP3 | VBR kps | 45:57 min | 53,3 MB Track List 1. Chasing Pirates (Norah Jones) 2. Even Though (Norah Jones/Jesse Harris) 3. Light As a Feather (Norah Jones/Ryan Adams)
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#19 :: VA-Club Sounds Vol 51 3CD 2009 MOD |
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VA-Club Sounds Vol 51 3CD 2009 MOD
Artist: VA
Album: Club Sounds Vol 51
Year: 2009
Genre: Trance
Tracks: 42 + 1 (Mixed + Cue)
Total Time: 220:41 Min
Total Size: 315,9 MB
Quality: VBR kbps
Tracklist:
cd1
01 Pitbull - Push The Feeeling on 04:34
02 Shakira / Calvin Harris / Cornelius Tatum - She 04:47
Wolf (Calvin Harris Remix)
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#20 :: Shattered horizon (2009/ENG) |
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| Publisher: neithnim84 :: 13 November 2009 :: view: 239 |
 Shattered horizon (2009/ENG) | 1.3 GbGenre: Action (Shooter) / 3D / 1st Person / On-line only Year: 2009 Developer: Futuremark Games Studio Publisher: Futuremark Games Studio Type of publication: License (established) Language: English Only Tabletka: Present ( Pirate server is temporarily unavailable)
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