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#1 :: Raxco PerfectSpeed PC Optimizer 2.0.0.112 (32/64-bit) |
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Raxco PerfectSpeed PC Optimizer 2.0.0.112 (32/64-bit) | 34,3 Mb This powerful suite of tools makes your PC faster, cleaner, and better protected — from the most trusted name in Microsoft Certified disk defragmentation technology, PerfectDisk. PerfectSpeed PC Optimizer is a state-of-the-art suite of tools that provide a comprehensive solution for improving your computer's health by optimizing your drive using PerfectSpeed PC Optimizer's patented SMARTPlacement technology, SafeCleaning your computer's registry, reclaiming disk space by deleting temporary files/duplicate files, erasing traces of personal information, and tweaking Windows for faster performance and better security. PerfectSpeed PC Optimizer ensures that your Windows 7, Windows Vista, Windows XP Home/Professional, and Windows 2000 Professional systems maintain the best possible performance.
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Feast 3 DVDRip
I often lament the state of horror movies these days. If it’s not a remake of some schlock splatterhouse flick from the 70s or 80s or a derivation of a foreign concept, it’s some trite excuse to flash tits covered in buckets of gore. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. I mean, good horror is supposed to be a little bad. But there’s a limit. Netflix is resplendent with an assortment of tersely titled grindhouse wannabes, churned out by guys with digital camcorders, Suicide Girl fetishes, and lifetime Fangoria subscriptions. Being a horror writer myself, Awesome. Starting off right where the last one left off. I mean literally. The last five minutes of the last movie are the first five of this one. It’s the principle of Robert Zemeckis: Why make one shitty sequel when you can make two at once? So for those of you keeping score, a bunch of assholes nobody likes are stuck on a roof in a terrible town while monsters try to eat them. I had held a desperate hope that they would have cleaned house castwise like they did between the original (and superiorly funspirited) Feast and Feast II. Instead, they did up a Back to the Feaster II and Feaster III Triple Feast. If Christopher Lloyd doesn’t drive a train off a cliff, this movie already fails.
00:00:36: Clu Gulager, the director’s father, is back as the Bartender who won’t fucking die. He’s standing in the middle of the desert, staring angrily into the camera, saying, “Thanks for fucking my potential acting retirement plan, son. I couldn’t be a stunt hand in a Turkish jerkoff film now. Joke’s on you, I blew your inheritance on hookers and Pixie Sticks.”
00:03:00 Seriously, this is just the end of the last movie. That’s some green filmmaking, Ed Begley Jr. Why this didn’t kill at Sundance is beyond me. If they filmed a compost pile decaying it’d get a four picture fucking deal these days. And yet we’re going to SXSW, where anyone can be a filmmaker if they have $75.
00:04:00: Now I remember why I hate everyone from the last film. Didn’t they kill everyone, goddammit?
00:04:45: Finally! New footage! Honey Pie, my arch nemesis who survived in the credits of the last film — IS DEAD! One of the monsters decrapitated the broad. I don’t care how annoyingly resilient you appear to be. Nobody gets up from a deheadening. Ask the Kurgan.
00:04:47: The monster is eating Honey Pie’s huge noggin like a golden delicious apple. And now. The monster. Is crapping. A human head. Put that on your resume, Heigl.
00:05:00: I guess stupid bitch heads aren’t fortified with the nutrients monsters need to grow up and be in quality films. Five minutes in, and we’ve got recycled footage, a beheading, and scat humor. Stick with YouTube, kids. Five years from now, The Oscar will go to a documentary shot on cell phones. And it’ll be hosted by Tyler Perry.
00:05:30: Christ, again with the little yearbook writeups for the characters. The arc for the Bartender says, “WWII Vet, now fighting his greatest battle, blah-blah-blah.” I’m pretty sure this was the dominant pattern for the script. “They fight monsters with guns on the roof. Make sure chicks are topless. Blood and shit. Blah-blah-fritos scoops are teh shinzorgans.”
00:06:07: Joan Jett the Biker Queen is killing a monster with a motorcycle. I’m positive there’s some sort of austere symbolism for female empowerment going on that I’m not fully appreciating. Probably because she’s spouting such overwhelmingly powerful dialogue, “Die!” and “Bleed!”
00:06:20: “Bleed it out! Bleed it all out!” That’s what I scream at my girlfriend during her special lady time. What? If this movie’s not bringing the A-game, I’m certainly not. Tampax! Gets the red out!
00:06:35: “That’s some Pam Grier shit!” Slasher, the only black character. Congrats on reigniting apartheid, my brother. If memory serves me correctly, the last movie ended with them getting swarmed by monsters on the roof. Where have all the monsters gone? Are they with the cowboys?
00:07:00: Somebody slip in the blood, somebody slip in the blood! C’mon, this calls for some wacky Stoogian hijinks!
00:07:10: What in the piss purple fuck?! Greg Swank is STILL ALIVE? The motherfucker got a steel pipe blasted through his head! It’s still there! They replayed the scene just so we knew! Fucking Swank is played by the goddamn director’s brother. CHRIST! It was SWANK! Swank fell in the goop! Oh, retarded magic is not nearly as much fun to watch when you know where the coins are really disappearing to.
00:07:39: Oh, good. They’re shooting in night vision. So you can bask in all the glorious functionality of the $450 digital camcorder the movie was shot on. White balance next! Autofocus! Anti-tremble function! Whooo! Technology! AV CLUB 4EVA!
00:08:00: Oh, goddamn you, Secrets. I hope someone beats you Oprah and Blue with the Bible. If you recall, she’s called Secrets because she believes in “The Secret”. Also, she keeps repeating, “We gotta believe. We gotta believe.” Who says you can’t have witty social commentary in a grindhouse flick?
00:08:25: They keep going back and forth from nightvision to color. That’s going to use up most of the $65 budget. And a motherfucker needs his goddamn Fritos scoops.
00:08:28: Ahhhh! HAHAHAHAHA! I paused the DVD to write “I bet they’re gonna have a monster jump out from the shadows any second now.” And one did! But in the freeze frame, I can totally see the wire mesh inside the mouth of the costume that the actor looks through! I think it’s James Lipton! Lipton’s the fucking monster!
00:08:49: For those of you keeping score at home, Two monsters have been killed. All by gals. One Honey Pie left out in the rain. She’ll never have to be in the movie again. On our home team we’ve got: Bartender, Slasher, Biker Queen, Secrets, Greg Swank, two Tattooed Biker chicks named Tit Girl and Tat Girl, and theoretically Lightning, unless the midget budget ran over from the last film. Eight is enough! Eight people who will hopefully perish before long!
00:09:00: This movie officially includes more exposed breasts in the first ten minutes of any film I’ve ever seen before, and I’m including pornography.
00:09:37: They keep going close-up on the “dead” monster. I wonder if he’s really dead? Will he jump up and kill? “We’re what’s left of what’s left behind.” Sounds like the Samuel L. “Every Dead Black Hero” Jackson Memorial Monologue to me.
00:10:11: Nope. He lives. They just like zooming in in nightvision. A black guy’s just as green as you and me when the lights are out. Togetherness.
00:10:15: I give up. A guy in a jeep comes driving down the road. And WHATHEFUCKETYFUCKWHISTLE?! THUNDER IS STILL ALIVE?!!!
If you recall from the last movie, Thunder — the other half of the midget team — was splattered all over the street by the ill-fated but awesome midget catapult experiment. He was then subsequently torn in half by the monsters, but being a midget, I’m not sure what fraction that represents. Potentially a third.
And here he is, as a fucking tiny torso with intestines hanging out, STILL ALIVE! And doing reverse pushups.
00:10:20: This must be a new character. He’s driving an army jeep with a spiked ram on the front. He just ran over Thunder! That’s no way to treat your marquee midget, Gulager. Motherfucker was in Pirates of the Caribbean Elevenses: The Search for Ulee’s Gold.
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#3 :: Nero Lite 9.4.2.6 XCV edition |
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Nero Lite 9.4.2.6 XCV edition | 38.7MB Nero Lite 9.4.2.6 XCV edition - a super lightweight version of the well-known package for work with CD-RW, DVD-RW, DVD + RW, HD-DVD and Blu-ray discs. Furthermore, this assembly is self-sufficient and requires no additional components. Possible silent installation of the assembly when you run the installer with a key, "/ s"
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#4 :: VA-Electro-House VIP Collection vol.7 (2009) |
Music |
| Publisher: Dodik :: 21 November 2009 :: view: 43 |
VA-Electro-House VIP Collection vol.7 (2009) | Size: 202 MB
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| Publisher: hienkbmns :: 21 November 2009 :: view: 18 |
Nuggets Certified Ethical Hacker Series- Video Tutorial | 343 MB You're up late, banging away at your keyboard. You find the hole you were looking for. Now you just find the right directory, copy a couple files, back right out of the system, and erase your tracks. Within 15 minutes of finding a back door into the network, you've downloaded transaction data for all credit card transactions within the last two years. You'd think credit card processing companies would be more secure than that. The FBI should be busting down your door any minute now. But they won't. You print out your keystroke logger info. You make a phone call. "I got in." They don't believe it. But when you deliver the keystroke log the next day, they're floored. They cut you a check, and offer you an even bigger contract to help them fix the hole. Do things that should get you arrested - but get paid instead. Ethical Hacking is so cool.
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| Publisher: ifamous :: 21 November 2009 :: view: 86 |
 Fix for Windows 7 v4.0 MULTILANG | 8.1mb- It is recommended to establish the given fixes only on freshen system, in order to avoid problems of compatibility with the established programs and corrections! All out-of-date fixes correcting problems in assemblages to 7100 have been removed from the given assemblage. You can find all remote fixes in Fix for Windows 7 v.3.5 the Program is compatible to all assemblages Windows 7 x86 and x64!!!! The majority of corrections is applied only after computer reboot!!!
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| Publisher: ifamous :: 21 November 2009 :: view: 67 |
 Helium Music Manager v7.0.0.7815 Network Edition | 12.8mb you can take control of your music collection. Stop spending time looking for files on your computer or hunting through CDs, vinyl records and tapes - instead, simply enjoy and explore your music! Rip, locate, play, edit tags and burn your favourite music. Download and display lyrics, album reviews, artist biographies and more. This music management software is very easy to work with, and you can start exploring your music collection right away. Helium Music Manager contains all the functions you need to enjoy and organize MP3s, CDs and vinyls - integrated into one application. Helium Music Manager is not just another way of playing your music - it's a full-fledged music manager with many different ways of exploring and playing your music.
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#8 :: VA-CD Club Promo Only December Part 1-5 (2009) |
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| Publisher: pawloks :: 21 November 2009 :: view: 10 |
artist: VA
title: CD Club Promo Only December Part 1-5
date: 19.11.2009
genre: Dance
tracks: 68
time: 374 min
size: 523 Mb
quality: VBR / 44.1kHz/ Joint-Stereo
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| Publisher: hienkbmns :: 21 November 2009 :: view: 56 |
VSO Image Resizer Business Edition 3.0.1.1 | 20.2 MB VSO Image resizer is a tool that organizes your photos by shrinking their resolution or moving them within your hard drive. It is the perfect tool for those who store their digital pictures and images on their PC and who want to resize, compress, convert, create copies, import or organize photos.VSO Image resizer is integrated into the Windows explorer shell, right click on your pictures and start working on your pictures! Using this resize image software, you can create e-mail friendly versions of your images, load them faster, move them easily from folder to folder, change their format, edit large numbers of image files/batch image resize and thus save space on your hard drive. Using high resolution 1600x1200 for creating wallpaper or file-sharing you can save your memory.VSO Image Resizer can also change file names using a template and you can add your own watermark with transparency support.
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Flash Video Studio v3.01 | 17.5 Mb Flash Video Studio is a very easy to use and powerful tool to convert most video files into Macromedia Flash SWF and FLV. It produces high quality output and offers a lot of unique and useful features.
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FolderHighlight v2.1.1014 | 5 MB FolderHighlight is a small but powerful tool that changes the visual appearance of the folders in your PC. With FolderHighlight you can quickly change the color of any folder. Even though Windows already allows you to customize folder icons for this purpose, FolderHighlight is a much easier to use as it integrates into the Explorer right-click menu, so you can quickly mark any folder without having to go through additional dialogs.
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Invisible Browsing 7.0.2009 | 5 Mb "You are not allowed to view the content of this website!” "You are not allowed to access this URL!” "You are not allowed to post comments on this forum!” "Users outside US are not allowed to view the content of this website!” "This news can only be seen by local visitors!” Are you sick and tired of all these messages? Don’t let them control your Internet access anymore!
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Norton Internet Security 2010 v17.1.0.19 | 117.8 Mb Norton Internet Security 2010 - Strong on protection, light on system resources, award winning! Norton Internet Security runs quietly in the background to detect and block today's complex threats and to protect your identity when you buy, bank, or browse online. The friendly and efficient product design helps minimize confusing security alerts and system slowdowns that can get in the way of your online experience. Norton Internet Security provides essential protection from viruses, hackers, spyware, spam and other privacy threats. A comprehensive set of security tools, Norton Internet Security helps keep you safe online as you surf and email, swap files, download programs, and chat. In addition to protecting against viruses and unwelcome intrusions from the Internet.
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PDF-XChange Pro 4.0.0171 Portable | 34 Mb PDF-XChange Pro is an Adobe compatible, PDF file creation software. PDF-XChange offers an efficient compression and optimisation for PDF file generation. Create PDF files with ease from any Windows software application or if you're a Software Developer and would like information relating to the PDF-XChange SDK version to incorporate PDF-XChange in your applications for royalty-free distribution then the SDK could well be the right solution for you. PDF-XChange Pro is the as the Standard version with 1 additional application bundled, PDF-Tools.
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Portable MajorShare Rapidshare Downloader v4.16 MultiLang | 5.04 MB MajorShare - RapidShare Downloader v4.16 is an easy-to use download manager with many new features ...
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#16 :: The Mentalist S02E08 His Right Red Hand HDTV XviD-FQM |
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The Mentalist S02E08 His Right Red Hand HDTV XviD-FQM
XviD | MP3 VBR | 350MB
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#17 :: Babysitter Wanted (2009) DVDRip XviD |
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Babysitter Wanted (2009) DVDRip XviD-Crianza Small-town college girl Angie (Sarah Thompson) is hired by Jim and Violet Stanton to babysit their son Sam. Aware of the recent reports of missing people, she believes someone is stalking her. On the way to the Stantons' farm, her car breaks down. She is given a lift by Rick (Matt Dallas), a mechanic, who promises to repair her car.
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#18 :: Discovery Channel - Perfect Disaster: Fire Storm (2006) HDTVRip SoS |
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Discovery Channel - Perfect Disaster: Fire Storm (2006)
English | HDTVRip SoS | AVI | XviD 640x480 1014Kbps 29.97fps | MP3 98Kbps 2CH 48KHz | 00:43:27 | 348MB Perfect disasters are storms that are larger, more dangerous and more deadly than any before them. When all the right ingredients combine, the resulting catastrophes will be "impossible" — a tornado with wind speeds that exceed those seen in a category 5, or a solar storm that causes a worldwide blackout. What would happen if one of these "super storms" crashed into a city like New York, London, Hong Kong, Dallas, Sydney or Toronto?
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Tunebite 7.0.29523.2300 | 36.88MB The program, known for its "care attitude" to this "tricky" phenomenon as protected music and video files. Powerful utility Tunebite Platinum Edition allows you to make copies of music files that are protected from copying.
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PDF-XChange Pro 4.0.0171 Portable | 34 Mb PDF-XChange Pro is an Adobe compatible, PDF file creation software. PDF-XChange offers an efficient compression and optimisation for PDF file generation. Create PDF files with ease from any Windows software application or if you're a Software Developer and would like information relating to the PDF-XChange SDK version to incorporate PDF-XChange in your applications for royalty-free distribution then the SDK could well be the right solution for you. PDF-XChange Pro is the as the Standard version with 1 additional application bundled, PDF-Tools.
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