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#1 :: I SPY Spooky Mansion 1.0 |
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| Publisher: demah :: 21 November 2009 :: view: 58 |
I SPY Spooky Mansion 1.0 | 150 MB I SPY Spooky Mansion - a game for lovers of adventure and mysteries, she combines elements of adventure games and educational programs, developing at the same time, and logic and observation, and language skills. To get out of a terrible (but not scary!) House with ghosts, the player must solve all the puzzles, collect " secret message" and implement all the enumerated tasks. To do this you need to carefully examine the whole house, but it has a lot to see.
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#2 :: Hidden Object Games MEGA Pack -33in1- AIO (2009) |
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| Publisher: danilko :: 21 November 2009 :: view: 51 |
Hidden Object Games MEGA Pack -33in1- AIO (2009) | ISO | 2,34 Gb Hidden Object Games MEGA Pack -33in1- AIO (2009) - this is the collection of the best games of a long series of hidden object games that will come. You will solve magic riddles, thrilling stories, mystery puzzles and walk on fantasy lands.
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Feast 3 DVDRip I often lament the state of horror movies these days. If its not a remake of some schlock splatterhouse flick from the 70s or 80s or a derivation of a foreign concept, its some trite excuse to flash tits covered in buckets of gore. Not that theres anything wrong with that. I mean, good horror is supposed to be a little bad. But theres a limit. Netflix is resplendent with an assortment of tersely titled grindhouse wannabes, churned out by guys with digital camcorders, Suicide Girl fetishes, and lifetime Fangoria subscriptions. Being a horror writer myself, Awesome. Starting off right where the last one left off. I mean literally. The last five minutes of the last movie are the first five of this one. Its the principle of Robert Zemeckis: Why make one shitty sequel when you can make two at once? So for those of you keeping score, a bunch of assholes nobody likes are stuck on a roof in a terrible town while monsters try to eat them. I had held a desperate hope that they would have cleaned house castwise like they did between the original (and superiorly funspirited) Feast and Feast II. Instead, they did up a Back to the Feaster II and Feaster III Triple Feast. If Christopher Lloyd doesnt drive a train off a cliff, this movie already fails.
00:00:36: Clu Gulager, the directors father, is back as the Bartender who wont fucking die. Hes standing in the middle of the desert, staring angrily into the camera, saying, Thanks for fucking my potential acting retirement plan, son. I couldnt be a stunt hand in a Turkish jerkoff film now. Jokes on you, I blew your inheritance on hookers and Pixie Sticks.
00:03:00 Seriously, this is just the end of the last movie. Thats some green filmmaking, Ed Begley Jr. Why this didnt kill at Sundance is beyond me. If they filmed a compost pile decaying itd get a four picture fucking deal these days. And yet were going to SXSW, where anyone can be a filmmaker if they have $75.
00:04:00: Now I remember why I hate everyone from the last film. Didnt they kill everyone, goddammit?
00:04:45: Finally! New footage! Honey Pie, my arch nemesis who survived in the credits of the last film IS DEAD! One of the monsters decrapitated the broad. I dont care how annoyingly resilient you appear to be. Nobody gets up from a deheadening. Ask the Kurgan.
00:04:47: The monster is eating Honey Pies huge noggin like a golden delicious apple. And now. The monster. Is crapping. A human head. Put that on your resume, Heigl.
00:05:00: I guess stupid bitch heads arent fortified with the nutrients monsters need to grow up and be in quality films. Five minutes in, and weve got recycled footage, a beheading, and scat humor. Stick with YouTube, kids. Five years from now, The Oscar will go to a documentary shot on cell phones. And itll be hosted by Tyler Perry.
00:05:30: Christ, again with the little yearbook writeups for the characters. The arc for the Bartender says, WWII Vet, now fighting his greatest battle, blah-blah-blah. Im pretty sure this was the dominant pattern for the script. They fight monsters with guns on the roof. Make sure chicks are topless. Blood and shit. Blah-blah-fritos scoops are teh shinzorgans.
00:06:07: Joan Jett the Biker Queen is killing a monster with a motorcycle. Im positive theres some sort of austere symbolism for female empowerment going on that Im not fully appreciating. Probably because shes spouting such overwhelmingly powerful dialogue, Die! and Bleed!
00:06:20: Bleed it out! Bleed it all out! Thats what I scream at my girlfriend during her special lady time. What? If this movies not bringing the A-game, Im certainly not. Tampax! Gets the red out!
00:06:35: Thats some Pam Grier shit! Slasher, the only black character. Congrats on reigniting apartheid, my brother. If memory serves me correctly, the last movie ended with them getting swarmed by monsters on the roof. Where have all the monsters gone? Are they with the cowboys?
00:07:00: Somebody slip in the blood, somebody slip in the blood! Cmon, this calls for some wacky Stoogian hijinks!
00:07:10: What in the piss purple fuck?! Greg Swank is STILL ALIVE? The motherfucker got a steel pipe blasted through his head! Its still there! They replayed the scene just so we knew! Fucking Swank is played by the goddamn directors brother. CHRIST! It was SWANK! Swank fell in the goop! Oh, retarded magic is not nearly as much fun to watch when you know where the coins are really disappearing to.
00:07:39: Oh, good. Theyre shooting in night vision. So you can bask in all the glorious functionality of the $450 digital camcorder the movie was shot on. White balance next! Autofocus! Anti-tremble function! Whooo! Technology! AV CLUB 4EVA!
00:08:00: Oh, goddamn you, Secrets. I hope someone beats you Oprah and Blue with the Bible. If you recall, shes called Secrets because she believes in The Secret. Also, she keeps repeating, We gotta believe. We gotta believe. Who says you cant have witty social commentary in a grindhouse flick?
00:08:25: They keep going back and forth from nightvision to color. Thats going to use up most of the $65 budget. And a motherfucker needs his goddamn Fritos scoops.
00:08:28: Ahhhh! HAHAHAHAHA! I paused the DVD to write I bet theyre gonna have a monster jump out from the shadows any second now. And one did! But in the freeze frame, I can totally see the wire mesh inside the mouth of the costume that the actor looks through! I think its James Lipton! Liptons the fucking monster!
00:08:49: For those of you keeping score at home, Two monsters have been killed. All by gals. One Honey Pie left out in the rain. Shell never have to be in the movie again. On our home team weve got: Bartender, Slasher, Biker Queen, Secrets, Greg Swank, two Tattooed Biker chicks named Tit Girl and Tat Girl, and theoretically Lightning, unless the midget budget ran over from the last film. Eight is enough! Eight people who will hopefully perish before long!
00:09:00: This movie officially includes more exposed breasts in the first ten minutes of any film Ive ever seen before, and Im including pornography.
00:09:37: They keep going close-up on the dead monster. I wonder if hes really dead? Will he jump up and kill? Were whats left of whats left behind. Sounds like the Samuel L. Every Dead Black Hero Jackson Memorial Monologue to me.
00:10:11: Nope. He lives. They just like zooming in in nightvision. A black guys just as green as you and me when the lights are out. Togetherness.
00:10:15: I give up. A guy in a jeep comes driving down the road. And WHATHEFUCKETYFUCKWHISTLE?! THUNDER IS STILL ALIVE?!!!
If you recall from the last movie, Thunder the other half of the midget team was splattered all over the street by the ill-fated but awesome midget catapult experiment. He was then subsequently torn in half by the monsters, but being a midget, Im not sure what fraction that represents. Potentially a third.
And here he is, as a fucking tiny torso with intestines hanging out, STILL ALIVE! And doing reverse pushups.
00:10:20: This must be a new character. Hes driving an army jeep with a spiked ram on the front. He just ran over Thunder! Thats no way to treat your marquee midget, Gulager. Motherfucker was in Pirates of the Caribbean Elevenses: The Search for Ulees Gold.
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#4 :: Luxor+Zuma (6in1) RePack (2009-ENG-RUS) |
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| Publisher: neithnim84 :: 21 November 2009 :: view: 74 |
Luxor+Zuma (6in1) RePack (2009-ENG-RUS)PC Game | Arcade / Logic | ENG | 355 Mb Description: Collection of some of the best arcade puzzles, which only came out in the light. Mechanics of games is simple, but unique and interesting. You need to send the balls in reaching the circle (not always) a snake and kill it before it reaches the end point. If this happens - you lose a life.
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#5 :: Hidden Object Games Pack -12in1- AIO (2009) |
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| Publisher: danilko :: 21 November 2009 :: view: 65 |
Hidden Object Games Pack -12in1- AIO (2009) | 962 Mb Hidden Object Games Pack -12in1- AIO - this is the collection of the best games of a long series of hidden object games that will come. You will solve magic riddles, thrilling stories, mystery puzzles and walk on fantasy lands.
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4 AIO in One Hacking Video Training and Ebooks Collection | 795 MB 1.Best Ever Hacking Video Collection AiO A penetration Attack Reconstructed Bluesnafling a nokia hand set Breaking WEP in 10 minutes Buffer Overflow Buffer Overflow Exploits 3
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Lick Library: Learn To Play Oasis DVDRiP | 1.84 GB DVDRip | 512384 | AVI | XVID 1976 kbps | 25 fps | Aspect ratio: 4:3 | MP3 192 kpbs Lick Library present five songs by the biggest British band of the nineties, Oasis, for you to learn and master.
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#8 :: Richard Hammonds Top Gear Uncovered 2009 DVDRiP |
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Richard Hammonds Top Gear Uncovered 2009 DVDRiP XviD-FM Size: 1CD Quality: Xvid, mp3How to Make a Top Gear Film in Your Own Home Haven’t got access to the Swiss Alps or the salt flats of Utah? No probs. All you need is for your parents to be out of the house for the day, and a mental stunt biker friend to drop round. Engineering Excellence Demonstrating engineering excellence is something that should come naturally to a Top Gear presenter. Converting an ice-cream van into a fully-fledged hovercraft should be no problem for Richard then.
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| Publisher: Saunt :: 20 November 2009 :: view: 60 |
Ebay: The Missing Manual Publisher: O'Reilly Media | ISBN: 0596006446 | edition 2005 | CHM | 463 pages | 16,05 mb It's the undisputed king of Internet auction sites. It's a global bazaar offering a range of goods from Antiques to Zulu Daisies. Cars, clothing, collectibles: you name it, and it's likely that you can find on eBay. But along with the vast selection of goods available, buyers and sellers also encounter all the other elements that markets are known for: tricks and swindlers, overpriced goods, deceptive labeling, small print, recycled items marked as new, and the occasional rare priceless find or undiscovered treasure. Seasoned eBay traders know that to successfully buy and sell within this mega-shopping platform, you need to understand the system. Unfortunately, the secrets of the site are often tightly held by other buyers and sellers seeking a competitive edge. But what if you're a newcomer? Or an experienced trader who wants to make the jump to power buyer or seller? "eBay: The Missing Manual" gives you the inside information you'll need to become an eBay expert. Buyers will find the most effective ways to find you want and pay prices that are sure to bring a smile to your face. And you'll get authoritative advice on strategic bidding: how to watch for elusive items, time your bids to take the competition by surprise, and--above all--avoid paying more than you ought to.
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| Publisher: Saunt :: 20 November 2009 :: view: 55 |
Eldest (Inheritance, Book 2) Publisher: Knopf Books for Young Readers | ISBN: 037582670X | edition 2005 | PDF | 635 pages | 12,25 mb Surpassing its popular prequel Eragon, this second volume in the Inheritance trilogy shows growing maturity and skill on the part of its very young author, who was only seventeen when the first volume was published in 2003. The story is solidly in the tradition (some might say derivative) of the classic heroic quest fantasy, with the predictable cast of dwarves, elves, and dragons--but also including some imaginatively creepy creatures of evil. The land of Alagaesia is suffering under the Empire of the wicked Galbatorix, and Eragon and his dragon Saphira, last of the Riders, are the only hope. But Eragon is young and has much to learn, and so he is sent off to the elven forest city of Ellesmera, where he and Saphira are tutored in magic, battle skills, and the ancient language by the wise former Rider Oromis and his elderly dragon Glaedr. Meanwhile, back at Carvahall, Eragon's home, his cousin Roran is the target of a siege by the hideous Ra'zac, and he must lead the villagers on a desperate escape over the mountains. The two narratives move toward a massive battle with the forces of Galbatorix, where Eragon learns a shocking secret about his parentage and commits himself to saving his people.
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#11 :: Top 100 Pop Love Songs (1950-2006) |
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| Publisher: MegaDance :: 20 November 2009 :: view: 120 |
Artist: VA Title: Top 100 Pop Love Songs (1950-2006) Genre: Pop - Love Year: 2009 Tracks: 100 Quality: 320 kbps Size: ~ 951 MB
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#12 :: Zombie Shooter 2 Repack (2009-ENG) |
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| Publisher: htdang :: 20 November 2009 :: view: 98 |
Zombie Shooter 2 (2009-ENG) PC Game | Arcade / Action | ENG | 634 Mb Where is the line between life and death? How far can go human attempts to explore this question? Become a member of the great battle for the salvation of humanity and find out the cause of what happened! Humanity is in danger again, this time scientists do not have coped with the impending threat and turned themselves into monsters. Crowds of zombie people filled the space of the secret research base, a little more and the epidemic struck the earth!
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#13 :: Manhunt 2 RIP (2009/ENG/PC) |
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| Publisher: hienkbmns :: 20 November 2009 :: view: 133 |
Manhunt 2 RIP (2009/ENG/PC) | Manhunt 2 - For the six years spent in the nuthouse, Daniel Lam no time deprived of reason. Degree, a prestigious job, a loving wife and two small children - what is it? Fruit being enacted imagination or past life, remaining outside the damned hospital? Blurred memories of participating in a secret experiment, and the hundreds of psychopaths, murderers, trapped in these walls ... from month to month, questions tormented mind, which vainly searching for answers. But one project Pikman entered into the next phase.
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#14 :: Zombie Shooter 2 (2009-ENG) |
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| Publisher: neithnim84 :: 20 November 2009 :: view: 97 |
Zombie Shooter 2 (2009-ENG)PC Game | Arcade / Action | ENG | 634 Mb Where is the line between life and death? How far can go human attempts to explore this question? Become a member of the great battle for the salvation of humanity and find out the cause of what happened! Humanity is in danger again, this time scientists do not have coped with the impending threat and turned themselves into monsters. Crowds of zombie people filled the space of the secret research base, a little more and the epidemic struck the earth!
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#15 :: Electro Compilation (20.11.2009) |
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| Publisher: Dodik :: 20 November 2009 :: view: 105 |
Electro Compilation (20.11.2009) | Size: 690 MB
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#16 :: Baby Woodrose - Baby Woodrose (2009) |
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| Publisher: kep :: 20 November 2009 :: view: 65 |
Artist: Baby Woodrose Album: Baby Woodrose Year: 2009 Genre: Psychedelic / Garage / Rock / Stoner Bitrate: 320 kbps Tracks: 12 Size: 112 mb
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#17 :: The People Under The Stairs (1991) DVDRip XviD-DMZ |
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The People Under The Stairs (1991) DVDRip XviD-DMZ DVD | 592x320 | XviD | 25 fps | English | MP3 | 122 kbps | 97 mins | 699 Mb Genre: Comedy | Horror | Mystery | Thriller The People Under the Stairs is the story of a young boy (Fool) from the ghetto and takes place on his 13th birthday. In an attempted burglary (along with two others) of the home of his family's evil landlords, he becomes trapped inside their large suburban house and discovers the secret of the "children" that the insane brother and sister have been "rearing" under the stairs.
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#18 :: Resident Evil: Apocalypse (2004) DVDRip |
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| Publisher: supper88 :: 19 November 2009 :: view: 53 |
Resident Evil: Apocalypse (2004) / 690 MB Director: Alexander Witt Writer (WGA): Paul W.S. Anderson (written by) Contact: View company contact information for Resident Evil: Apocalypse on IMDbPro. Release Date: 10 September 2004 (USA) more Genre: Action | Horror | Sci-Fi more Tagline: You're all going to die more
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| Publisher: tonyta :: 19 November 2009 :: view: 70 |
Ashampoo UnInstaller v4.03 | 14 MB Windows is famous for getting more sluggish the more you use it. One reason for this is that many programs leave your computer full of digital garbage when you remove them. Every time you try out a new program and then uninstall it your system gets more and more clogged up with redundant program components that just get in the way and slow things down.The Ashampoo Uninstaller application completely eliminates this problem. It lets you test software with confidence because you can be sure that no trace of programs you remove are left anywhere on your system. It does this by comparing compact “Before” and “After” snapshots that identify exactly where all program components and settings are located. Uninstalling is completely safe, with automatic backups and a special Reinstaller for quickly reinstalling programs with all their settings.
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#20 :: Need for Speed Underground Portable |
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| Publisher: silanh :: 19 November 2009 :: view: 65 |
Need for Speed Underground Portable | 250MB From EA Games: Uncover the tuner underground in a massive, free-roaming metropolis. Get behind the wheel in one of 30 of the hottest cars and own the streets from dusk 'til dawn. Explore the city, encountering underground races, hidden hideouts, secret shops, and unexpected challengers With comprehensive performance tuning options, all-new game modes, and the most sought-after cars on the circuit, Need for Speed Underground 2 delivers the most authentic tuner experience ever. This is the official demo of the driving game Need for Speed Underground 2. This demo includes a sneak peek of the variety of different game modes you can play, as well as a few online options.
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