Stan Helsing (2009) DVDRip XviD-DMZ
DVD | XviD | 640x352 | 23.976 fps | 943 kbps | English | MP3 | 130 kbps | 90 mins | 700 Mb
Genre: Comedy | Horror

It�s Halloween night, and slacker video clerk Stan Helsing along with his insanely sexy ex-girlfriend, best buddy and an exotic dancer/massage therapist� (Desi Lydic) detours into a town cursed by the biggest monsters in movie history: Freddy (A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET), Jason (FRIDAY THE 13TH), Pinhead (HELLRAISER), Leatherface (THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE), Chucky (CHILDS PLAY), & Michael Myers (HALLOWEEN). But when Stan discovers that hes a direct descendant of the legendary monster hunter Van Helsing, the four will have to survive a night of hell raisers, hockey masks, psycho dolls, pleather faces, creepy hitchhikers, vampire strippers, killer karaoke, and lots of hot chicks kissing each other. The one and only Leslie Nielsen of AIRPLANE! and THE NAKED GUN co-stars in this hysterical horror spoof written and directed by one of the guys who brought you SCARY MOVIE.

Smash Cut (2009) DVDRip XviD-DMZ
Xvid | 624 x 352 | 1047 kbps | 25.00 fps | MP3 | 128 kbps | vbr | 82 mins | 700 Mb
Genre: Comedy | Horror

Frustrated with his most recent film doing poorly, film director Able Whitman finds himself at a strip club where he meets and takes home one of the strippers, Gigi Stops. They have an accident on the road which kills Gigi leaving Able to figure out what to do with the body. He conveniently decides to "disguise" the body parts as set pieces to his new horror film. When this new design style is met with much praise, Able decides he needs more parts to fulfill his new "project".