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#1 :: Adobe After Effects CS4 Final with Template Projects & Footage |
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Adobe After Effects CS4 Final with Template Projects & Footage | 1.56 Gb Create animated graphics and visual effects in accordance with leading industry standards program Adobe ® After Effects ® CS4 - is a set of flexible tools, which will give full freedom to your imagination and allow to quickly and easily create stunning visual effects and animated graphics on the level of the modern blockbuster.
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Portable AvisMap DeskPro v5.0.2.5507 (Size: 31,2 MB) AvisMap Desktop Professional is a complex desktop application created for map editing, managing, analysis attribute data, aid decision-making transactions and output map, print tables, 3D modeling, and other functions. As a complete analysis management tool, AvisMap Despro 5 is applicable in land management, forestry, electric power, telecom, traffic, city pipe network, resource management, environmental analysis, tourism, irrigation, aeronautics, military, and other fields that require map processing.
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Feast 3 DVDRip
I often lament the state of horror movies these days. If it’s not a remake of some schlock splatterhouse flick from the 70s or 80s or a derivation of a foreign concept, it’s some trite excuse to flash tits covered in buckets of gore. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. I mean, good horror is supposed to be a little bad. But there’s a limit. Netflix is resplendent with an assortment of tersely titled grindhouse wannabes, churned out by guys with digital camcorders, Suicide Girl fetishes, and lifetime Fangoria subscriptions. Being a horror writer myself, Awesome. Starting off right where the last one left off. I mean literally. The last five minutes of the last movie are the first five of this one. It’s the principle of Robert Zemeckis: Why make one shitty sequel when you can make two at once? So for those of you keeping score, a bunch of assholes nobody likes are stuck on a roof in a terrible town while monsters try to eat them. I had held a desperate hope that they would have cleaned house castwise like they did between the original (and superiorly funspirited) Feast and Feast II. Instead, they did up a Back to the Feaster II and Feaster III Triple Feast. If Christopher Lloyd doesn’t drive a train off a cliff, this movie already fails.
00:00:36: Clu Gulager, the director’s father, is back as the Bartender who won’t fucking die. He’s standing in the middle of the desert, staring angrily into the camera, saying, “Thanks for fucking my potential acting retirement plan, son. I couldn’t be a stunt hand in a Turkish jerkoff film now. Joke’s on you, I blew your inheritance on hookers and Pixie Sticks.”
00:03:00 Seriously, this is just the end of the last movie. That’s some green filmmaking, Ed Begley Jr. Why this didn’t kill at Sundance is beyond me. If they filmed a compost pile decaying it’d get a four picture fucking deal these days. And yet we’re going to SXSW, where anyone can be a filmmaker if they have $75.
00:04:00: Now I remember why I hate everyone from the last film. Didn’t they kill everyone, goddammit?
00:04:45: Finally! New footage! Honey Pie, my arch nemesis who survived in the credits of the last film — IS DEAD! One of the monsters decrapitated the broad. I don’t care how annoyingly resilient you appear to be. Nobody gets up from a deheadening. Ask the Kurgan.
00:04:47: The monster is eating Honey Pie’s huge noggin like a golden delicious apple. And now. The monster. Is crapping. A human head. Put that on your resume, Heigl.
00:05:00: I guess stupid bitch heads aren’t fortified with the nutrients monsters need to grow up and be in quality films. Five minutes in, and we’ve got recycled footage, a beheading, and scat humor. Stick with YouTube, kids. Five years from now, The Oscar will go to a documentary shot on cell phones. And it’ll be hosted by Tyler Perry.
00:05:30: Christ, again with the little yearbook writeups for the characters. The arc for the Bartender says, “WWII Vet, now fighting his greatest battle, blah-blah-blah.” I’m pretty sure this was the dominant pattern for the script. “They fight monsters with guns on the roof. Make sure chicks are topless. Blood and shit. Blah-blah-fritos scoops are teh shinzorgans.”
00:06:07: Joan Jett the Biker Queen is killing a monster with a motorcycle. I’m positive there’s some sort of austere symbolism for female empowerment going on that I’m not fully appreciating. Probably because she’s spouting such overwhelmingly powerful dialogue, “Die!” and “Bleed!”
00:06:20: “Bleed it out! Bleed it all out!” That’s what I scream at my girlfriend during her special lady time. What? If this movie’s not bringing the A-game, I’m certainly not. Tampax! Gets the red out!
00:06:35: “That’s some Pam Grier shit!” Slasher, the only black character. Congrats on reigniting apartheid, my brother. If memory serves me correctly, the last movie ended with them getting swarmed by monsters on the roof. Where have all the monsters gone? Are they with the cowboys?
00:07:00: Somebody slip in the blood, somebody slip in the blood! C’mon, this calls for some wacky Stoogian hijinks!
00:07:10: What in the piss purple fuck?! Greg Swank is STILL ALIVE? The motherfucker got a steel pipe blasted through his head! It’s still there! They replayed the scene just so we knew! Fucking Swank is played by the goddamn director’s brother. CHRIST! It was SWANK! Swank fell in the goop! Oh, retarded magic is not nearly as much fun to watch when you know where the coins are really disappearing to.
00:07:39: Oh, good. They’re shooting in night vision. So you can bask in all the glorious functionality of the $450 digital camcorder the movie was shot on. White balance next! Autofocus! Anti-tremble function! Whooo! Technology! AV CLUB 4EVA!
00:08:00: Oh, goddamn you, Secrets. I hope someone beats you Oprah and Blue with the Bible. If you recall, she’s called Secrets because she believes in “The Secret”. Also, she keeps repeating, “We gotta believe. We gotta believe.” Who says you can’t have witty social commentary in a grindhouse flick?
00:08:25: They keep going back and forth from nightvision to color. That’s going to use up most of the $65 budget. And a motherfucker needs his goddamn Fritos scoops.
00:08:28: Ahhhh! HAHAHAHAHA! I paused the DVD to write “I bet they’re gonna have a monster jump out from the shadows any second now.” And one did! But in the freeze frame, I can totally see the wire mesh inside the mouth of the costume that the actor looks through! I think it’s James Lipton! Lipton’s the fucking monster!
00:08:49: For those of you keeping score at home, Two monsters have been killed. All by gals. One Honey Pie left out in the rain. She’ll never have to be in the movie again. On our home team we’ve got: Bartender, Slasher, Biker Queen, Secrets, Greg Swank, two Tattooed Biker chicks named Tit Girl and Tat Girl, and theoretically Lightning, unless the midget budget ran over from the last film. Eight is enough! Eight people who will hopefully perish before long!
00:09:00: This movie officially includes more exposed breasts in the first ten minutes of any film I’ve ever seen before, and I’m including pornography.
00:09:37: They keep going close-up on the “dead” monster. I wonder if he’s really dead? Will he jump up and kill? “We’re what’s left of what’s left behind.” Sounds like the Samuel L. “Every Dead Black Hero” Jackson Memorial Monologue to me.
00:10:11: Nope. He lives. They just like zooming in in nightvision. A black guy’s just as green as you and me when the lights are out. Togetherness.
00:10:15: I give up. A guy in a jeep comes driving down the road. And WHATHEFUCKETYFUCKWHISTLE?! THUNDER IS STILL ALIVE?!!!
If you recall from the last movie, Thunder — the other half of the midget team — was splattered all over the street by the ill-fated but awesome midget catapult experiment. He was then subsequently torn in half by the monsters, but being a midget, I’m not sure what fraction that represents. Potentially a third.
And here he is, as a fucking tiny torso with intestines hanging out, STILL ALIVE! And doing reverse pushups.
00:10:20: This must be a new character. He’s driving an army jeep with a spiked ram on the front. He just ran over Thunder! That’s no way to treat your marquee midget, Gulager. Motherfucker was in Pirates of the Caribbean Elevenses: The Search for Ulee’s Gold.
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Portable Opera Unite 10.10.1892 | Size: 9.33 MiB
Languages (43): CZ, DE, DK, EN, ES, FI, FR, HU, HR, IT, NL, NO, PL, PT, SE, TR;
BG, BY, GR, RU, UA and many more The most full-featured Internet power tool on the market, Opera includes tabbed browsing, pop-up blocking, integrated searches and advanced functions like Opera's groundbreaking e-mail program, RSS Newsfeeds and IRC chat. And because we know that our users have different needs, you can customize the look and content of your Opera browser with a few clicks of the mouse.
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| Publisher: Poiskovik :: 21 November 2009 :: view: 64 |
Adobe After Effects CS4 Final with Template Projects & Footage | RapidShare | RAR 1.56 Gb Create animated graphics and visual effects in accordance with leading industry standards program Adobe ® After Effects ® CS4 - is a set of flexible tools, which will give full freedom to your imagination and allow to quickly and easily create stunning visual effects and animated graphics on the level of the modern blockbuster.
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| Publisher: ifamous :: 21 November 2009 :: view: 50 |
 3delite Vanga Rengi Mangaro v1.2.6.546 | 5.4mbA utility to replace Windows's default file open, save and folder selector dialogs, which are exported functions from comdlg32.dll with Filesystem Dialogs's dialogs. Filesystem Dialogs's purpose is to provide the most powerful user-friendly file and folder selection options and simple file managament tools for the session. In the unregistered version the Enable/Disable option is disabled.
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| Publisher: ifamous :: 21 November 2009 :: view: 87 |
 Fix for Windows 7 v4.0 MULTILANG | 8.1mb- It is recommended to establish the given fixes only on freshen system, in order to avoid problems of compatibility with the established programs and corrections! All out-of-date fixes correcting problems in assemblages to 7100 have been removed from the given assemblage. You can find all remote fixes in Fix for Windows 7 v.3.5 the Program is compatible to all assemblages Windows 7 x86 and x64!!!! The majority of corrections is applied only after computer reboot!!!
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| Publisher: ifamous :: 21 November 2009 :: view: 70 |
 Helium Music Manager v7.0.0.7815 Network Edition | 12.8mb you can take control of your music collection. Stop spending time looking for files on your computer or hunting through CDs, vinyl records and tapes - instead, simply enjoy and explore your music! Rip, locate, play, edit tags and burn your favourite music. Download and display lyrics, album reviews, artist biographies and more. This music management software is very easy to work with, and you can start exploring your music collection right away. Helium Music Manager contains all the functions you need to enjoy and organize MP3s, CDs and vinyls - integrated into one application. Helium Music Manager is not just another way of playing your music - it's a full-fledged music manager with many different ways of exploring and playing your music.
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Kat Player is an advanced music manager and audio player to best fit the needs of all music lovers.
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| Publisher: ifamous :: 21 November 2009 :: view: 63 |
 DVD Cloner VII v7.0.990 (Multilang) | 17.9mb is a super easy tool to copy DVDs to DVD-R/RW. DVD-Cloner 3 makes backing up your copy-protected DVD movies simple. With your DVD burner and DVD Cloner software, you pop in the DVD you want to copy in your DVD-ROM and a blank DVD in your DVD Burner and click the button to start the DVD burning process. You can clone your DVD entirely within 2-3 hours, in the same quality as the original. The cloned DVD can be played in any compatible DVD Player. Plus, DVD Cloner 3 is one of the few DVD backup software titles that has a built-in CSS/DVD Ripper. You do not need to download a separate program like DVD43 or AnyDVD.
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| Publisher: hienkbmns :: 21 November 2009 :: view: 17 |
Super Utilities Pro 9.49 | 18.3 MB Super Utilities is a collection of applications that will fix, speed up, maintain and protect your PC. Comprising four focus modules designed to do everything from cleaning your Registry to removing spyware infestations. Super Utilities is a megamart of system-maintenance tools designed to keep your computer running smoothly. Super Utilities's integrated suite of programs can get your system running at peak performance levels in few minutes.
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| Publisher: htdang :: 21 November 2009 :: view: 52 |
Hiren's BootCD v10.1 + Keyboard Patch | 194Mb Hiren's Boot CD is a boot CD containing various diagnostic programs such as partitioning agents, system performance benchmarks, disk cloning and imaging tools, data recovery tools, MBR tools, BIOS tools, and many others for fixing various computer problems. It is a Bootable CD; thus, it can be useful even if the primary operating system cannot be booted. Hiren's Boot CD has an extensive list of software. Utilities with similar functionality on the CD are grouped together and seem redundant; however, they present choices through UI differences. Hiren's BootCD - All in one Dos Bootable CD which has all these utilities.
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| Publisher: htdang :: 21 November 2009 :: view: 43 |
Hiren's BootCD v10.1 + Keyboard Patch | 194Mb Hiren's Boot CD is a boot CD containing various diagnostic programs such as partitioning agents, system performance benchmarks, disk cloning and imaging tools, data recovery tools, MBR tools, BIOS tools, and many others for fixing various computer problems. It is a Bootable CD; thus, it can be useful even if the primary operating system cannot be booted. Hiren's Boot CD has an extensive list of software. Utilities with similar functionality on the CD are grouped together and seem redundant; however, they present choices through UI differences. Hiren's BootCD - All in one Dos Bootable CD which has all these utilities.
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TuneUp Utilities 2010 v9.0.2010.16 | 21.6 Mb TuneUp Utilities can make your Windows operating system faster, more comfortable and more secure with just a few mouse clicks. And all operations performed on the operating system are completely safe, because all changes are monitored by TuneUp Rescue Center and can be undone at any time. All TuneUp Utilities modules can be accessed through a common interface that is divided into six categories.
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Hirens Boot CD v10.02 + Keyboard Patch | 186 Mb Hiren’s Boot CD is a boot CD containing various diagnostic programs such as partitioning agents, system performance benchmarks, disk cloning and imaging tools, data recovery tools, MBR tools, BIOS tools, and many others for fixing various computer problems. It is a Bootable CD; thus, it can be useful even if the primary operating system cannot be booted. Hiren’s Boot CD has an extensive list of software. Utilities with similar functionality on the CD are grouped together and seem redundant; however, they present choices through UI differences. Hiren’s BootCD – All in one Dos Bootable CD which has all these utilities.
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PDF-XChange Pro 4.0.0171 Portable | 34 Mb PDF-XChange Pro is an Adobe compatible, PDF file creation software. PDF-XChange offers an efficient compression and optimisation for PDF file generation. Create PDF files with ease from any Windows software application or if you're a Software Developer and would like information relating to the PDF-XChange SDK version to incorporate PDF-XChange in your applications for royalty-free distribution then the SDK could well be the right solution for you. PDF-XChange Pro is the as the Standard version with 1 additional application bundled, PDF-Tools.
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Windows 7 Ultimate x86 English DVD Final (+Ua, De) with Drivers Pack and Extras | 4.49GB
The original image MSDN Windows 7 Ultimate x86 English DVD Final. Also added to the set of Ukrainian, German language packs, the driver package and a few extras;) System requirements: • 32-bit (x86) or 64-bit (x64) processor with a clock frequency of 1 gigahertz (GHz) or higher • 1 gigabyte (GB) (32-bit system) or 2 GB (64-bit system), memory (RAM) • 16 gigabytes (GB) (32-bit system) or 20 GB (for 64-bit system) hard disk space • Graphical device DirectX 9 with a WDDM driver version 1.0 or higher
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#18 :: Dream Pinball 3D |
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Dream Pinball 3D | 450 Mb A great pinball game should not only be amazing from the start, but should continue to be entertaining every time you play it. This was the thinking behind the development of the newestpinball sensation to hit the PC - Dream Pinball 3D - with its’ 6 cutting edge tables that are beckoning you to try your luck.
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Virtual windows XP VM lite for Windows 7 | 59 MB Windows 7 has many new features out of which one feature is Windows XP Mode which lets you to run Windows XP on your Windows 7 however in order to use Windows XP mode you must have Windows 7 Professional or Ultimate and your computer must have hardware level virtualization support.
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#20 :: Adobe Photoshop CS4 Extended 11.0.1. Added Multilingual version (2009) |
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Adobe Photoshop CS4 Extended 11.0.1. Added Multilingual version (2009) | 1.24GB Adobe Photoshop CS4 Extended - the program supports all the functions of Photoshop CS4, but also has new opportunities to work with three-dimensional objects, animations, and advanced image analysis. Using the most powerful tools of image processing in Adobe Photoshop CS4 is further simplified by improving intuitive user interface, advanced editing, and a significant improvement in performance. In this publication the following versions: Adobe Photoshop CS4 Extended 11.0.1 Silent Installation (Silent Installation), Adobe Photoshop CS4 Extended 11.0.1 Multilingual (Russian, Czech, Polish, Turkish, Hungarian, Romanian, Ukrainian), as well as plug-ins, brushes , styles and much more.
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