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Portable AvisMap DeskPro v5.0.2.5507 (Size: 31,2 MB) AvisMap Desktop Professional is a complex desktop application created for map editing, managing, analysis attribute data, aid decision- making transactions and output map, print tables, 3D modeling, and other functions. As a complete analysis management tool, AvisMap Despro 5 is applicable in land management, forestry, electric power, telecom, traffic, city pipe network, resource management, environmental analysis, tourism, irrigation, aeronautics, military, and other fields that require map processing.
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Portable The Foundry Nuke 5.2.3 (Size: 49,4 MB) The Foundry Nuke - high-level software product for kompozitinga and special effects, created by artists to solve problems that arise during the process kinovideoproizvodstva. The program is used in processing, imposition of effects, final assembly and other captured video and film material in the creation of commercials, as well as for other tasks. The product is a clear representative nodovoy architecture, which explains his lucidity and logic. The package has begun its own development path as a studio Digital Domain, where he received Film Award for technical achievement and was used in creating effects in more than 45 movies, hundreds of commercials and music videos. The package provides high performance-based 64-channel TCL architecture with a wide array of tools, unprecedented for a class of desktop systems.
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Feast 3 DVDRip
I often lament the state of horror movies these days. If it’s not a remake of some schlock splatterhouse flick from the 70s or 80s or a derivation of a foreign concept, it’s some trite excuse to flash tits covered in buckets of gore. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. I mean, good horror is supposed to be a little bad. But there’s a limit. Netflix is resplendent with an assortment of tersely titled grindhouse wannabes, churned out by guys with digital camcorders, Suicide Girl fetishes, and lifetime Fangoria subscriptions. Being a horror writer myself, Awesome. Starting off right where the last one left off. I mean literally. The last five minutes of the last movie are the first five of this one. It’s the principle of Robert Zemeckis: Why make one shitty sequel when you can make two at once? So for those of you keeping score, a bunch of assholes nobody likes are stuck on a roof in a terrible town while monsters try to eat them. I had held a desperate hope that they would have cleaned house castwise like they did between the original (and superiorly funspirited) Feast and Feast II. Instead, they did up a Back to the Feaster II and Feaster III Triple Feast. If Christopher Lloyd doesn’t drive a train off a cliff, this movie already fails.
00:00:36: Clu Gulager, the director’s father, is back as the Bartender who won’t fucking die. He’s standing in the middle of the desert, staring angrily into the camera, saying, “Thanks for fucking my potential acting retirement plan, son. I couldn’t be a stunt hand in a Turkish jerkoff film now. Joke’s on you, I blew your inheritance on hookers and Pixie Sticks.”
00:03:00 Seriously, this is just the end of the last movie. That’s some green filmmaking, Ed Begley Jr. Why this didn’t kill at Sundance is beyond me. If they filmed a compost pile decaying it’d get a four picture fucking deal these days. And yet we’re going to SXSW, where anyone can be a filmmaker if they have $75.
00:04:00: Now I remember why I hate everyone from the last film. Didn’t they kill everyone, goddammit?
00:04:45: Finally! New footage! Honey Pie, my arch nemesis who survived in the credits of the last film — IS DEAD! One of the monsters decrapitated the broad. I don’t care how annoyingly resilient you appear to be. Nobody gets up from a deheadening. Ask the Kurgan.
00:04:47: The monster is eating Honey Pie’s huge noggin like a golden delicious apple. And now. The monster. Is crapping. A human head. Put that on your resume, Heigl.
00:05:00: I guess stupid bitch heads aren’t fortified with the nutrients monsters need to grow up and be in quality films. Five minutes in, and we’ve got recycled footage, a beheading, and scat humor. Stick with YouTube, kids. Five years from now, The Oscar will go to a documentary shot on cell phones. And it’ll be hosted by Tyler Perry.
00:05:30: Christ, again with the little yearbook writeups for the characters. The arc for the Bartender says, “WWII Vet, now fighting his greatest battle, blah-blah-blah.” I’m pretty sure this was the dominant pattern for the script. “They fight monsters with guns on the roof. Make sure chicks are topless. Blood and shit. Blah-blah-fritos scoops are teh shinzorgans.”
00:06:07: Joan Jett the Biker Queen is killing a monster with a motorcycle. I’m positive there’s some sort of austere symbolism for female empowerment going on that I’m not fully appreciating. Probably because she’s spouting such overwhelmingly powerful dialogue, “Die!” and “Bleed!”
00:06:20: “Bleed it out! Bleed it all out!” That’s what I scream at my girlfriend during her special lady time. What? If this movie’s not bringing the A-game, I’m certainly not. Tampax! Gets the red out!
00:06:35: “That’s some Pam Grier shit!” Slasher, the only black character. Congrats on reigniting apartheid, my brother. If memory serves me correctly, the last movie ended with them getting swarmed by monsters on the roof. Where have all the monsters gone? Are they with the cowboys?
00:07:00: Somebody slip in the blood, somebody slip in the blood! C’mon, this calls for some wacky Stoogian hijinks!
00:07:10: What in the piss purple fuck?! Greg Swank is STILL ALIVE? The motherfucker got a steel pipe blasted through his head! It’s still there! They replayed the scene just so we knew! Fucking Swank is played by the goddamn director’s brother. CHRIST! It was SWANK! Swank fell in the goop! Oh, retarded magic is not nearly as much fun to watch when you know where the coins are really disappearing to.
00:07:39: Oh, good. They’re shooting in night vision. So you can bask in all the glorious functionality of the $450 digital camcorder the movie was shot on. White balance next! Autofocus! Anti-tremble function! Whooo! Technology! AV CLUB 4EVA!
00:08:00: Oh, goddamn you, Secrets. I hope someone beats you Oprah and Blue with the Bible. If you recall, she’s called Secrets because she believes in “The Secret”. Also, she keeps repeating, “We gotta believe. We gotta believe.” Who says you can’t have witty social commentary in a grindhouse flick?
00:08:25: They keep going back and forth from nightvision to color. That’s going to use up most of the $65 budget. And a motherfucker needs his goddamn Fritos scoops.
00:08:28: Ahhhh! HAHAHAHAHA! I paused the DVD to write “I bet they’re gonna have a monster jump out from the shadows any second now.” And one did! But in the freeze frame, I can totally see the wire mesh inside the mouth of the costume that the actor looks through! I think it’s James Lipton! Lipton’s the fucking monster!
00:08:49: For those of you keeping score at home, Two monsters have been killed. All by gals. One Honey Pie left out in the rain. She’ll never have to be in the movie again. On our home team we’ve got: Bartender, Slasher, Biker Queen, Secrets, Greg Swank, two Tattooed Biker chicks named Tit Girl and Tat Girl, and theoretically Lightning, unless the midget budget ran over from the last film. Eight is enough! Eight people who will hopefully perish before long!
00:09:00: This movie officially includes more exposed breasts in the first ten minutes of any film I’ve ever seen before, and I’m including pornography.
00:09:37: They keep going close-up on the “dead” monster. I wonder if he’s really dead? Will he jump up and kill? “We’re what’s left of what’s left behind.” Sounds like the Samuel L. “Every Dead Black Hero” Jackson Memorial Monologue to me.
00:10:11: Nope. He lives. They just like zooming in in nightvision. A black guy’s just as green as you and me when the lights are out. Togetherness.
00:10:15: I give up. A guy in a jeep comes driving down the road. And WHATHEFUCKETYFUCKWHISTLE?! THUNDER IS STILL ALIVE?!!!
If you recall from the last movie, Thunder — the other half of the midget team — was splattered all over the street by the ill-fated but awesome midget catapult experiment. He was then subsequently torn in half by the monsters, but being a midget, I’m not sure what fraction that represents. Potentially a third.
And here he is, as a fucking tiny torso with intestines hanging out, STILL ALIVE! And doing reverse pushups.
00:10:20: This must be a new character. He’s driving an army jeep with a spiked ram on the front. He just ran over Thunder! That’s no way to treat your marquee midget, Gulager. Motherfucker was in Pirates of the Caribbean Elevenses: The Search for Ulee’s Gold.
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Portable Ultraslideshow Flash Creator 1.22 (Size: 15,3 MB) With UltraSlideshow, you can create gorgeous photo flash slideshows for watching on computer, burn the auto-run flash photo album to gift CD/DVD, build a web gallery with amazing flash slideshows with dynamic SWF + HTML + XML files, or upload the slideshows to our free web album Go2Album, and then embed the slideshows to your personal website, MySpace, Blogger, Friendster and many other social networking websites.
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| Publisher: demah :: 21 November 2009 :: view: 63 |
Morpheus Photo Animation Suite v3.11.4142 Industrial | 8.85 MB The all-in-one animation suite includes Morpheus Photo Morpher v3.11, Morpheus Photo Warper v3.11, Morpheus Photo Mixer v3.11, as well as all 15 sample morphs, warps, and mixes. If you like animation, you'll love Morpheus Photo Animation Suite! Email your animations using the software's Share Animation feature. Before you know it, your animations will be forwarded from one person to another! Morpheus' popular "Kitty said what?" morphing video has received over 4 million views and was nominated for the 2007 YouTube Awards. Download Morpheus Photo Animation Suite now to start making your own video to share with the world and become famous on YouTube! No technical skills required – anyone can make a photo animation in just seconds! Save morphs in Flash, AVI, Animated GIF and other popular formats. Who knew home digital photography could be this much FUN!
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easyHDR Pro v1.70.3 | 5 Mb easyHDR Pro without question, produces much Better results than I was ever able to produce with Photomatix. Over the years I have tried a lot of editing programs. EasyHDR has outperformed them all. The results look more like what I saw with my own eyes when I snapped the shutter. The Best shadow detail, more natural looking color and accurate color, too! The results are like night and day to Photomatix.
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Hirens Boot CD v10.02 + Keyboard Patch | 186 Mb Hiren’s Boot CD is a boot CD containing various diagnostic programs such as partitioning agents, system performance benchmarks, disk cloning and imaging tools, data recovery tools, MBR tools, BIOS tools, and many others for fixing various computer problems. It is a Bootable CD; thus, it can be useful even if the primary operating system cannot be booted. Hiren’s Boot CD has an extensive list of software. Utilities with similar functionality on the CD are grouped together and seem redundant; however, they present choices through UI differences. Hiren’s BootCD – All in one Dos Bootable CD which has all these utilities.
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TurboLaunch v5.1.2 | 5.2 Mb The fastest and easiest way to run all of your favorite programs! TurboLaunch is a fully configurable tool-bar style application that can be set up to run many programs and perform certain pre-programmed actions. Like a toolbar, pictures are used to distinguish what a button is configured to do. TurboLaunch automatically uses the default icon, but you have complete control and can change the icon to whatever you want!
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VTC – Autodesk Revit Structure 2010 Tutorials
English | ISO | 693Mb
Genre: eLearning Autodesk® Revit® Structure 2010 software integrates a multimaterial physical model with an independently editable analytical model for efficient analysis, design, and documentation.
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#10 :: PowerArchiver 2010 Professional 11.61.06 Final (Rus/Fre/Eng/Ger) |
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PowerArchiver 2010 Professional 11.61.06 Final (Rus/Fre/Eng/Ger) | 34.28 Mb PowerArchiver offers hundreds of features, yet remains easy to use, small and fast. Novice users will find a familiar interface complete with tutorial and detailed help, while more experienced users can take advantage of full Explorer integration, multiple encryption methods and advanced compression algorithms.
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 Norton Ghost 15.0.0.35659 Multilanguage | 360 MbNorton Ghost provides advanced backup and recovery for your computer. Protect your documents, financial records, presentations, photos, music, videos, historical documents, or any other kinds of data you keep on your computer by making a backup of your computer's entire hard disk. Or, limit your backup to include only those files and folders that mean the most to you.
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#12 :: GearGrinder MULTIL (ENG-2009) |
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| Publisher: neithnim84 :: 20 November 2009 :: view: 63 |
 GearGrinder MULTIL (ENG-2009)PC Game | Action / Racing | English | 597 Mb About the Game: GearGrinder - this Action / Racing, in which the world is waiting for you bezbashennyh races on heavy trucks in various locations. Unleash your anger! Catch and shoot the enemy with the help of the unique weapons? Dobit with all my strength to resist the enemy in close combat with the thorns and dodger, chain saws and knives? Blow up and destroy everything in its path? In this game, nothing is impossible!
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Computer Training Beginner To Advanced | 1.29 GB This is a free computer training session that was produced by Chris Hardwick using desktop sharing software. This is freeware so please distribute as much as you can! This is geared for everone, from the new computer user through the intermediate and advanced user. All training is done with a WinXP system. There are seven lessons for a total of 3.5 hours.
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| Publisher: KissYou :: 19 November 2009 :: view: 142 |
Spyware Doctor 2010+7.0.0.508 l 32,7 MB Spyware Doctor provides three-way spyware protection for your PC through real-time threat blocking, advanced system scanning and immunization against known browser infections. Spyware Doctor is a multi-award winning spyware removal utility that detects, removes and protects your PC from thousands of potential spyware, adware, Trojans, keyloggers, spybots and tracking threats. Protect your privacy and computing habits from prying eyes and virtual trespassers with the help of Spyware Doctor.
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| Publisher: acacura :: 19 November 2009 :: view: 66 |
Zoom Player Home Professional 7.00 Portable | 61.7 Mb Zoom Player is the most Powerful, Flexible and Customizable DVD and Media Player for the Windows PC platform. Using our powerful Smart Play technology, more image, audio and video media formats play with less hassle, increased stability and better performance.
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WinRAR v3.91 Beta 1 | 5 Mb WinRAR is a powerful archive manager. RAR files can usually compress content by 8 percent to 15 percent more than ZIP files can. WinRAR is a powerful compression tool with many integrated additional functions to help you organize your compressed archives. It can backup your data and reduce size of email attachments, decompress RAR, ZIP and other files downloaded from Internet and create new archives in RAR and ZIP file format.
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Returnil Virtual System 2010 Home Lux v3.0.6517.4958 | 29.3 Mb Returnil Virtual System is a completely new product that uses a combination of antivirus, antimalware and a virtual system to protect your computer from all types of viruses and other malicious threats.
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| Publisher: Dizel_ :: 19 November 2009 :: view: 98 |
Zoom Player Home Professional 7.00 Portable | 61.7 Mb Zoom Player is the most Powerful, Flexible and Customizable DVD and Media Player for the Windows PC platform. Using our powerful Smart Play technology, more image, audio and video media formats play with less hassle, increased stability and better performance.
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| Publisher: nextek :: 19 November 2009 :: view: 35 |
Cycle World - January 2010 (US) English | 102 pages | PDF | 39.25 Mb Cycle World Magazine: no publication covers motorcycles better than Cycle World, Americas leading motorcycle magazine. Articles about the latest cycles, ground-breaking technologies and equipment and the people that are making news give Cycle World a well-rounded approach towards its unparalleled coverage. Expert analysis and excellent photography round out the complete publication for the motorcycle enthusiast.
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| Publisher: ifamous :: 19 November 2009 :: view: 49 |
 Zoom Player Home Professional v7.00 Final | 5.6mb is the most Powerful, Flexible and Customizable DVD and Media Player for the Windows PC platform. Using our powerful Smart Play technology, more image, audio and video media formats play with less hassle, increased stability and better performance. Zoom Player was originally conceived to fill a void in Multimedia playback. Prior to Zoom Player, playing media files on the PC was either overly simplistic for the Power User or overly cryptic to the common user. Zoom Player tries to both simplify the playback experience for the common user, while giving the Power Users all the tools and interfaces they may require to manipulate their playback environment to their exact specification. To that end, Zoom Player employs a slick and simple user interface, combined with easy to access features while at the same time providing advanced control dialogs over every feature imaginable.
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