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Feast 3 DVDRip
I often lament the state of horror movies these days. If it’s not a remake of some schlock splatterhouse flick from the 70s or 80s or a derivation of a foreign concept, it’s some trite excuse to flash tits covered in buckets of gore. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. I mean, good horror is supposed to be a little bad. But there’s a limit. Netflix is resplendent with an assortment of tersely titled grindhouse wannabes, churned out by guys with digital camcorders, Suicide Girl fetishes, and lifetime Fangoria subscriptions. Being a horror writer myself, Awesome. Starting off right where the last one left off. I mean literally. The last five minutes of the last movie are the first five of this one. It’s the principle of Robert Zemeckis: Why make one shitty sequel when you can make two at once? So for those of you keeping score, a bunch of assholes nobody likes are stuck on a roof in a terrible town while monsters try to eat them. I had held a desperate hope that they would have cleaned house castwise like they did between the original (and superiorly funspirited) Feast and Feast II. Instead, they did up a Back to the Feaster II and Feaster III Triple Feast. If Christopher Lloyd doesn’t drive a train off a cliff, this movie already fails.
00:00:36: Clu Gulager, the director’s father, is back as the Bartender who won’t fucking die. He’s standing in the middle of the desert, staring angrily into the camera, saying, “Thanks for fucking my potential acting retirement plan, son. I couldn’t be a stunt hand in a Turkish jerkoff film now. Joke’s on you, I blew your inheritance on hookers and Pixie Sticks.”
00:03:00 Seriously, this is just the end of the last movie. That’s some green filmmaking, Ed Begley Jr. Why this didn’t kill at Sundance is beyond me. If they filmed a compost pile decaying it’d get a four picture fucking deal these days. And yet we’re going to SXSW, where anyone can be a filmmaker if they have $75.
00:04:00: Now I remember why I hate everyone from the last film. Didn’t they kill everyone, goddammit?
00:04:45: Finally! New footage! Honey Pie, my arch nemesis who survived in the credits of the last film — IS DEAD! One of the monsters decrapitated the broad. I don’t care how annoyingly resilient you appear to be. Nobody gets up from a deheadening. Ask the Kurgan.
00:04:47: The monster is eating Honey Pie’s huge noggin like a golden delicious apple. And now. The monster. Is crapping. A human head. Put that on your resume, Heigl.
00:05:00: I guess stupid bitch heads aren’t fortified with the nutrients monsters need to grow up and be in quality films. Five minutes in, and we’ve got recycled footage, a beheading, and scat humor. Stick with YouTube, kids. Five years from now, The Oscar will go to a documentary shot on cell phones. And it’ll be hosted by Tyler Perry.
00:05:30: Christ, again with the little yearbook writeups for the characters. The arc for the Bartender says, “WWII Vet, now fighting his greatest battle, blah-blah-blah.” I’m pretty sure this was the dominant pattern for the script. “They fight monsters with guns on the roof. Make sure chicks are topless. Blood and shit. Blah-blah-fritos scoops are teh shinzorgans.”
00:06:07: Joan Jett the Biker Queen is killing a monster with a motorcycle. I’m positive there’s some sort of austere symbolism for female empowerment going on that I’m not fully appreciating. Probably because she’s spouting such overwhelmingly powerful dialogue, “Die!” and “Bleed!”
00:06:20: “Bleed it out! Bleed it all out!” That’s what I scream at my girlfriend during her special lady time. What? If this movie’s not bringing the A-game, I’m certainly not. Tampax! Gets the red out!
00:06:35: “That’s some Pam Grier shit!” Slasher, the only black character. Congrats on reigniting apartheid, my brother. If memory serves me correctly, the last movie ended with them getting swarmed by monsters on the roof. Where have all the monsters gone? Are they with the cowboys?
00:07:00: Somebody slip in the blood, somebody slip in the blood! C’mon, this calls for some wacky Stoogian hijinks!
00:07:10: What in the piss purple fuck?! Greg Swank is STILL ALIVE? The motherfucker got a steel pipe blasted through his head! It’s still there! They replayed the scene just so we knew! Fucking Swank is played by the goddamn director’s brother. CHRIST! It was SWANK! Swank fell in the goop! Oh, retarded magic is not nearly as much fun to watch when you know where the coins are really disappearing to.
00:07:39: Oh, good. They’re shooting in night vision. So you can bask in all the glorious functionality of the $450 digital camcorder the movie was shot on. White balance next! Autofocus! Anti-tremble function! Whooo! Technology! AV CLUB 4EVA!
00:08:00: Oh, goddamn you, Secrets. I hope someone beats you Oprah and Blue with the Bible. If you recall, she’s called Secrets because she believes in “The Secret”. Also, she keeps repeating, “We gotta believe. We gotta believe.” Who says you can’t have witty social commentary in a grindhouse flick?
00:08:25: They keep going back and forth from nightvision to color. That’s going to use up most of the $65 budget. And a motherfucker needs his goddamn Fritos scoops.
00:08:28: Ahhhh! HAHAHAHAHA! I paused the DVD to write “I bet they’re gonna have a monster jump out from the shadows any second now.” And one did! But in the freeze frame, I can totally see the wire mesh inside the mouth of the costume that the actor looks through! I think it’s James Lipton! Lipton’s the fucking monster!
00:08:49: For those of you keeping score at home, Two monsters have been killed. All by gals. One Honey Pie left out in the rain. She’ll never have to be in the movie again. On our home team we’ve got: Bartender, Slasher, Biker Queen, Secrets, Greg Swank, two Tattooed Biker chicks named Tit Girl and Tat Girl, and theoretically Lightning, unless the midget budget ran over from the last film. Eight is enough! Eight people who will hopefully perish before long!
00:09:00: This movie officially includes more exposed breasts in the first ten minutes of any film I’ve ever seen before, and I’m including pornography.
00:09:37: They keep going close-up on the “dead” monster. I wonder if he’s really dead? Will he jump up and kill? “We’re what’s left of what’s left behind.” Sounds like the Samuel L. “Every Dead Black Hero” Jackson Memorial Monologue to me.
00:10:11: Nope. He lives. They just like zooming in in nightvision. A black guy’s just as green as you and me when the lights are out. Togetherness.
00:10:15: I give up. A guy in a jeep comes driving down the road. And WHATHEFUCKETYFUCKWHISTLE?! THUNDER IS STILL ALIVE?!!!
If you recall from the last movie, Thunder — the other half of the midget team — was splattered all over the street by the ill-fated but awesome midget catapult experiment. He was then subsequently torn in half by the monsters, but being a midget, I’m not sure what fraction that represents. Potentially a third.
And here he is, as a fucking tiny torso with intestines hanging out, STILL ALIVE! And doing reverse pushups.
00:10:20: This must be a new character. He’s driving an army jeep with a spiked ram on the front. He just ran over Thunder! That’s no way to treat your marquee midget, Gulager. Motherfucker was in Pirates of the Caribbean Elevenses: The Search for Ulee’s Gold.
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#2 :: OST Hannah Montana The Movie [FLAC] |
Music |
| Publisher: consaumap :: 20 November 2009 :: view: 86 |
OST Hannah Montana The Movie | 432MB Credit : LaR . Thanks Dr.funk for this . You're great :))
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| Publisher: consaumap :: 19 November 2009 :: view: 87 |
Autodesk AutoCAD 2010 | 1.2 GB Design and shape the world around you with the powerful, flexible features found in AutoCAD® design and documentation software, one of the worlds leading 2D and 3D CAD tools. Speed documentation, share ideas seamlessly, and explore ideas more intuitively in 3D. With thousands of available add-ons, AutoCAD software provides the ultimate in flexibility, customized for your specific needs. Its time to take design further. Its time for AutoCAD.
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Windows 7 Transformation Pack 2009 Download | 22.3 MB This Windows 7 transformation pack 2009 is created by a person called “Hatem20? which this guy has build Windows 7 Pre beta UI software installation pack to change your XP and vista interface become Windows look without any complicated step.
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| Publisher: ifamous :: 19 November 2009 :: view: 72 |
 Apple QuickTime Pro v7.65.17.80 | 32MB family of digital media creation, delivery and playback software lets you deliver live or pre-recorded video and audio to an audience of any size. When combined with QuickTime Player and QuickTime Pro, these applications work together to provide the industry’s first end-to-end, standards-based digital media delivery system.
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#6 :: Left 4 Dead 2 - THEPiRATEGAY |
Games |
| Publisher: ff1013 :: 19 November 2009 :: view: 172 |
 Left 4 Dead 2 - THEPiRATEGAYPC Games | Windown | Eng | 3.72 GB Down in the bayou of Louisiana, all hell has broken loose in this second entry of the multiplayer zombie-fest. Players assume the role of four new survivors, each with their own personality and new dialog. The game leads them through the southeastern region of the US -- from Savannah, Georgia through the bayou country, and climaxing in New Orleans' French Quarter.
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#7 :: Talladega Nights The Ballad of Ricky Bobby DVDRip [500MB] |
Video » Movies |
IMDB info
Language: English + Subtitle: English
02:01:23 | 580 x 234 | PAL (25fps) | DivX | MP3 - 128kbps | 500 MB
Genre:Action | Comedy | Sport
Actor:Will Ferrell, John C. Reilly, Gary Cole, Jane Lynch, Jason Davis Nascar driver Ricky Bobby (Ferrell) stays atop the heap thanks to a pact with his best friend and teammate, Cal Naughton, Jr. (Reilly). But when a French Formula One driver (Cohen), makes his way up the ladder, Ricky Bobby's talent and devotion are put to the test.
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#8 :: Dragon Age: Origins (2009/ENG/Repack by R.G. ReCoding) |
Games |
| Publisher: Poiskovik :: 18 November 2009 :: view: 66 |
Dragon Age: Origins (2009/ENG/Repack by R.G. ReCoding) | RapidShare | RAR 4.35 Gb Dragon Age: Origins - is a fantastic RPG in a new setting, created by Bioware. Your adventures will take place in korolevste Ferelden. Explore the places of battle, drenched in blood, ancient forests and the mighty city. You will confront the power of magic, when you find an abandoned wizard's tower, then walk along the corridors of the kingdom dvorfov.No beware! Dwarf-policies can be more dangerous than the most terrible monsters! It's just the real world, just as real as our own, but only the magic changes all sectors of society. This is a world of magic! Explore this world, following an interesting plot...
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| Publisher: Saunt :: 18 November 2009 :: view: 51 |
Advanced 3D Photorealism Techniques
Publisher: John Wiley & Sons | ISBN: 0471344036 | edition 1999 | PDF | 393 pages | 25,22 mb Bill Fleming's bestselling 3D Photorealism Toolkit got you up and running with the basics of creating photorealistic 3D images. This book takes you to the next level with advanced techniques for re-creating all the chaotic diversity found in nature. Thanks to the book's modular, learn-by-doing format, you'll quickly master proven, quality-enhancing, time-saving techniques for modeling, mapping, morphing, and surfacing that work for virtually all major 3D graphics programs and operating systems. You'll learn how to: * Identify the elements that make an image photorealistic using the 10 principles of photorealism. * Create extremely realistic details using image map models. * Add depth to your scenes with tileable image maps. * Surface complex organic structures with morph targets. * Use common tools to create water effects without high render time.
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#10 :: Night Train (2009) DVDRip ( .mkv ) |
Video » Movies |
| Publisher: silanh :: 18 November 2009 :: view: 86 |
Night Train (2009) | 300 MB
Pass: kosovadc Film Tiger Productions "Night Train" is not a pleasant viewing unless if you like the horror of the abnormal proportions type movies. What else can be said of a movie where you can see a human being being chopped off into different pieces and put into a box.
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#11 :: Scrabble 2009 (PC Game) |
Games |
Scrabble 2009 (PC)
Release Region: United States
Language: English,French,EspaNol
Genre: Traditional
Themes: Board/Party Game
Publisher: UbiSoft
Release Date: 8 Oct 2009
Quality: CD
Format: BIN-CUE
Size: 240.05 MB Scrabble 2009, bringing the World-Famous word game online!
With a collection of never-before-seen challenges on PC, both offline and online, the 2009 Edition of Scrabble Interactive will challenge you more than ever before.
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#12 :: ESET Remote Administrator Server & Remote Administrator Console 3.1.15 English version |
Softwares » Protection |
| Publisher: consaumap :: 17 November 2009 :: view: 84 |
ESET Remote Administrator Server 7/Vista/XP/2008 R2/2008/2003 R2/2003/2000/NT4 (32-bit/64-bit) | 24.95 MB
ESET Remote Administrator Console 7/Vista/XP/2008 R2/2008/2003 R2/2003/2000 (32-bit/64-bit) | 13.15 MB
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Adobe Audition 3.0.1 Portable Easily create music, produce radio spots, and restore imperfect recordings. Bring audio and video together using smart integration with Adobe video applications. Get professional results in real time with Adobe Audition software.
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#14 :: ESET Remote Administrator Server & Remote Administrator Console 3.1.15 English version |
Softwares » Protection |
ESET Remote Administrator Server 7/Vista/XP/2008 R2/2008/2003 R2/2003/2000/NT4 (32-bit/64-bit) | 24.95 MB NOD32 Remote Administrator is a powerful N-Tier management framework in a tiny, easy-to-use package. It enables an administrator to easily deploy, manage and maintain thousands of NOD32 systems in large, distributed corporate networks. But, it's just as powerful in small and medium-sized environments.
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Portable Apple Safari v4.0.4 (Size: 58,0 MB) Experience the web, Apple Style, with Safari - the fastest, easiest to use web browser in the world. With its simple, elegant interface, Safari gets out of your way and lets you enjoy the web - up to 2 times faster than Internet Explorer.
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| Publisher: silanh :: 16 November 2009 :: view: 91 |
CyberLink MediaShow v4 | 221MB CyberLink MediaShow 4 is a total solution for your videos and photos: importing, managing, enhancing, producing and burning; all with a few easy clicks. If you love to record videos with mobile phones and digital cameras, you'll love MediaShow's media-enhancing features. You'll even find managing all your multimedia funner than it's ever been (if possible).
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#17 :: Danton Eeprom - Yes Is More (2009) |
Music |
| Publisher: kep :: 16 November 2009 :: view: 67 |
Artist: Danton Eeprom Album: Yes Is More Year: 2009 Genre: Electronic Bitrate: 320 kbps Tracks: 12 Size: 153 mb
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| Publisher: Sejshen :: 15 November 2009 :: view: 193 |
IObit Security 360 is an advanced malware & spyware removal utility that detects, removes the deepest infections, and protects your PC from various of potential spyware, adware, trojans, keyloggers, bots, worms, and hijackers. With the unique "Dual-Core" engine and the heuristic malware detection, IObit Security 360 detects the most complex and deepest spyware and malware in a very fast and efficient way. IObit Security 360 has a real-time malware protection and frequent automatic updating for prevention of zero-day security threats. IObit Security 360 can work with your Antivirus for a superior PC security.
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| Publisher: Zipp8106 :: 15 November 2009 :: view: 131 |
Opera – one of the fastest and flexible browsers in adjustment. Using skins, the user panels and other means of adjustment of the interface, its appearance can be transformed beyond recognition. The program allows to disconnect and include "hurriedly" a drawing, and also can brag of firm technology of scaling of web pages thanks to which users of a browser practically never see horizontal scrolling.
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#20 :: Left 4 Dead 1.0.1.6 NO STEAM Master update |
Games |
| Publisher: consaumap :: 15 November 2009 :: view: 140 |
Release: Nov 18, 2008
Genre: Sci-Fi First-Person Shooter
Platforms: PC
Developer: Valve
Language: En
Size: 1.14GB
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