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#1 :: Raxco PerfectSpeed PC Optimizer 2.0.0.112 (32/64-bit) |
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Raxco PerfectSpeed PC Optimizer 2.0.0.112 (32/64-bit) | 34,3 Mb This powerful suite of tools makes your PC faster, cleaner, and better protected — from the most trusted name in Microsoft Certified disk defragmentation technology, PerfectDisk. PerfectSpeed PC Optimizer is a state-of-the-art suite of tools that provide a comprehensive solution for improving your computer's health by optimizing your drive using PerfectSpeed PC Optimizer's patented SMARTPlacement technology, SafeCleaning your computer's registry, reclaiming disk space by deleting temporary files/duplicate files, erasing traces of personal information, and tweaking Windows for faster performance and better security. PerfectSpeed PC Optimizer ensures that your Windows 7, Windows Vista, Windows XP Home/Professional, and Windows 2000 Professional systems maintain the best possible performance.
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Feast 3 DVDRip
I often lament the state of horror movies these days. If it’s not a remake of some schlock splatterhouse flick from the 70s or 80s or a derivation of a foreign concept, it’s some trite excuse to flash tits covered in buckets of gore. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. I mean, good horror is supposed to be a little bad. But there’s a limit. Netflix is resplendent with an assortment of tersely titled grindhouse wannabes, churned out by guys with digital camcorders, Suicide Girl fetishes, and lifetime Fangoria subscriptions. Being a horror writer myself, Awesome. Starting off right where the last one left off. I mean literally. The last five minutes of the last movie are the first five of this one. It’s the principle of Robert Zemeckis: Why make one shitty sequel when you can make two at once? So for those of you keeping score, a bunch of assholes nobody likes are stuck on a roof in a terrible town while monsters try to eat them. I had held a desperate hope that they would have cleaned house castwise like they did between the original (and superiorly funspirited) Feast and Feast II. Instead, they did up a Back to the Feaster II and Feaster III Triple Feast. If Christopher Lloyd doesn’t drive a train off a cliff, this movie already fails.
00:00:36: Clu Gulager, the director’s father, is back as the Bartender who won’t fucking die. He’s standing in the middle of the desert, staring angrily into the camera, saying, “Thanks for fucking my potential acting retirement plan, son. I couldn’t be a stunt hand in a Turkish jerkoff film now. Joke’s on you, I blew your inheritance on hookers and Pixie Sticks.”
00:03:00 Seriously, this is just the end of the last movie. That’s some green filmmaking, Ed Begley Jr. Why this didn’t kill at Sundance is beyond me. If they filmed a compost pile decaying it’d get a four picture fucking deal these days. And yet we’re going to SXSW, where anyone can be a filmmaker if they have $75.
00:04:00: Now I remember why I hate everyone from the last film. Didn’t they kill everyone, goddammit?
00:04:45: Finally! New footage! Honey Pie, my arch nemesis who survived in the credits of the last film — IS DEAD! One of the monsters decrapitated the broad. I don’t care how annoyingly resilient you appear to be. Nobody gets up from a deheadening. Ask the Kurgan.
00:04:47: The monster is eating Honey Pie’s huge noggin like a golden delicious apple. And now. The monster. Is crapping. A human head. Put that on your resume, Heigl.
00:05:00: I guess stupid bitch heads aren’t fortified with the nutrients monsters need to grow up and be in quality films. Five minutes in, and we’ve got recycled footage, a beheading, and scat humor. Stick with YouTube, kids. Five years from now, The Oscar will go to a documentary shot on cell phones. And it’ll be hosted by Tyler Perry.
00:05:30: Christ, again with the little yearbook writeups for the characters. The arc for the Bartender says, “WWII Vet, now fighting his greatest battle, blah-blah-blah.” I’m pretty sure this was the dominant pattern for the script. “They fight monsters with guns on the roof. Make sure chicks are topless. Blood and shit. Blah-blah-fritos scoops are teh shinzorgans.”
00:06:07: Joan Jett the Biker Queen is killing a monster with a motorcycle. I’m positive there’s some sort of austere symbolism for female empowerment going on that I’m not fully appreciating. Probably because she’s spouting such overwhelmingly powerful dialogue, “Die!” and “Bleed!”
00:06:20: “Bleed it out! Bleed it all out!” That’s what I scream at my girlfriend during her special lady time. What? If this movie’s not bringing the A-game, I’m certainly not. Tampax! Gets the red out!
00:06:35: “That’s some Pam Grier shit!” Slasher, the only black character. Congrats on reigniting apartheid, my brother. If memory serves me correctly, the last movie ended with them getting swarmed by monsters on the roof. Where have all the monsters gone? Are they with the cowboys?
00:07:00: Somebody slip in the blood, somebody slip in the blood! C’mon, this calls for some wacky Stoogian hijinks!
00:07:10: What in the piss purple fuck?! Greg Swank is STILL ALIVE? The motherfucker got a steel pipe blasted through his head! It’s still there! They replayed the scene just so we knew! Fucking Swank is played by the goddamn director’s brother. CHRIST! It was SWANK! Swank fell in the goop! Oh, retarded magic is not nearly as much fun to watch when you know where the coins are really disappearing to.
00:07:39: Oh, good. They’re shooting in night vision. So you can bask in all the glorious functionality of the $450 digital camcorder the movie was shot on. White balance next! Autofocus! Anti-tremble function! Whooo! Technology! AV CLUB 4EVA!
00:08:00: Oh, goddamn you, Secrets. I hope someone beats you Oprah and Blue with the Bible. If you recall, she’s called Secrets because she believes in “The Secret”. Also, she keeps repeating, “We gotta believe. We gotta believe.” Who says you can’t have witty social commentary in a grindhouse flick?
00:08:25: They keep going back and forth from nightvision to color. That’s going to use up most of the $65 budget. And a motherfucker needs his goddamn Fritos scoops.
00:08:28: Ahhhh! HAHAHAHAHA! I paused the DVD to write “I bet they’re gonna have a monster jump out from the shadows any second now.” And one did! But in the freeze frame, I can totally see the wire mesh inside the mouth of the costume that the actor looks through! I think it’s James Lipton! Lipton’s the fucking monster!
00:08:49: For those of you keeping score at home, Two monsters have been killed. All by gals. One Honey Pie left out in the rain. She’ll never have to be in the movie again. On our home team we’ve got: Bartender, Slasher, Biker Queen, Secrets, Greg Swank, two Tattooed Biker chicks named Tit Girl and Tat Girl, and theoretically Lightning, unless the midget budget ran over from the last film. Eight is enough! Eight people who will hopefully perish before long!
00:09:00: This movie officially includes more exposed breasts in the first ten minutes of any film I’ve ever seen before, and I’m including pornography.
00:09:37: They keep going close-up on the “dead” monster. I wonder if he’s really dead? Will he jump up and kill? “We’re what’s left of what’s left behind.” Sounds like the Samuel L. “Every Dead Black Hero” Jackson Memorial Monologue to me.
00:10:11: Nope. He lives. They just like zooming in in nightvision. A black guy’s just as green as you and me when the lights are out. Togetherness.
00:10:15: I give up. A guy in a jeep comes driving down the road. And WHATHEFUCKETYFUCKWHISTLE?! THUNDER IS STILL ALIVE?!!!
If you recall from the last movie, Thunder — the other half of the midget team — was splattered all over the street by the ill-fated but awesome midget catapult experiment. He was then subsequently torn in half by the monsters, but being a midget, I’m not sure what fraction that represents. Potentially a third.
And here he is, as a fucking tiny torso with intestines hanging out, STILL ALIVE! And doing reverse pushups.
00:10:20: This must be a new character. He’s driving an army jeep with a spiked ram on the front. He just ran over Thunder! That’s no way to treat your marquee midget, Gulager. Motherfucker was in Pirates of the Caribbean Elevenses: The Search for Ulee’s Gold.
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#3 :: The Pathological Protein: Mad Cow, Chronic Wasting, and Other Deadly Prion Diseases |
E-Books & Tutorials |
| Publisher: Saunt :: 21 November 2009 :: view: 37 |
The Pathological Protein: Mad Cow, Chronic Wasting, and Other Deadly Prion Diseases
Publisher: Springer | ISBN: 0387955089 | edition 2003 | PDF | 307 pages | 15,51 mb In 1996, British doctors were horrified to discover that mad cow disease (BSE), an affliction that had been plaguing British cattle for ten years, had jumped the species barrier and was appearing in humans as variant Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease (vCJD). Not unlike the mad cows, victims of vCJD suffer from a degenerative neurological disease that peppers the brain with microscopic holes, causing dementia, loss of motor control, and certain death. What alarms researchers and public health officials worldwide is that the incubation period for vCJD may be as long as 10 or even 15 years, and during this period those infected are symptom-free. And because the disease is so far undetectable except by autopsy, there is no way of knowing with certainty how many people have already been infected. In fact, even travelers who spent time in the U.K. from the early 1980s through the mid-1990s are still considered to be at some risk. What's more, although the U.S. has not detected any mad cows within its borders, there are plenty of "mad deer" running free in several states, and the disease afflicting them is a BSE-type neurological disorder. Called chronic wasting disease (CWD), the illness in these deer has yet to be linked with any human deaths. But given BSE's ability to jump species, there are no guarantees.
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| Publisher: ifamous :: 21 November 2009 :: view: 84 |
 Fix for Windows 7 v4.0 MULTILANG | 8.1mb- It is recommended to establish the given fixes only on freshen system, in order to avoid problems of compatibility with the established programs and corrections! All out-of-date fixes correcting problems in assemblages to 7100 have been removed from the given assemblage. You can find all remote fixes in Fix for Windows 7 v.3.5 the Program is compatible to all assemblages Windows 7 x86 and x64!!!! The majority of corrections is applied only after computer reboot!!!
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| Publisher: ifamous :: 21 November 2009 :: view: 50 |
 Final Uninstaller 2.55 | 5.5MB uses a high-performance detection algorithm that will quickly identify the left-over files and registry entries of every program installed in your computer. With a few clicks, Final Uninstaller can thoroughly scan your entire Windows registry and drives and provide a list of the applications that are not completely uninstalled. After that you can choose to clean list items to get rid of those applications you don’t want.
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| Publisher: hienkbmns :: 21 November 2009 :: view: 52 |
VSO Image Resizer Business Edition 3.0.1.1 | 20.2 MB VSO Image resizer is a tool that organizes your photos by shrinking their resolution or moving them within your hard drive. It is the perfect tool for those who store their digital pictures and images on their PC and who want to resize, compress, convert, create copies, import or organize photos.VSO Image resizer is integrated into the Windows explorer shell, right click on your pictures and start working on your pictures! Using this resize image software, you can create e-mail friendly versions of your images, load them faster, move them easily from folder to folder, change their format, edit large numbers of image files/batch image resize and thus save space on your hard drive. Using high resolution 1600x1200 for creating wallpaper or file-sharing you can save your memory.VSO Image Resizer can also change file names using a template and you can add your own watermark with transparency support.
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| Publisher: hienkbmns :: 21 November 2009 :: view: 40 |
RegistryBooster 2010 4.5.0.18 | 5.8 MB RegistryBooster is the easy answer to all your Windows registry problems. This award winning software starts by conducting a deep scan of your registry, checking for file extension errors and other registry conflicts. RegistryBooster will then repair or remove unused, corrupted and harmful files so optimizing your PC’s performance. You can then use regular scans to keep you registry structured and your PC speeding along at peak efficiency. With RegistryBooster you’ll see immediate increases in performance and decreases in system conflicts.
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TuneUp Utilities 2010 v9.0.2010.16 | 21.6 Mb TuneUp Utilities can make your Windows operating system faster, more comfortable and more secure with just a few mouse clicks. And all operations performed on the operating system are completely safe, because all changes are monitored by TuneUp Rescue Center and can be undone at any time. All TuneUp Utilities modules can be accessed through a common interface that is divided into six categories.
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Hirens Boot CD v10.02 + Keyboard Patch | 186 Mb Hiren’s Boot CD is a boot CD containing various diagnostic programs such as partitioning agents, system performance benchmarks, disk cloning and imaging tools, data recovery tools, MBR tools, BIOS tools, and many others for fixing various computer problems. It is a Bootable CD; thus, it can be useful even if the primary operating system cannot be booted. Hiren’s Boot CD has an extensive list of software. Utilities with similar functionality on the CD are grouped together and seem redundant; however, they present choices through UI differences. Hiren’s BootCD – All in one Dos Bootable CD which has all these utilities.
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#10 :: Johnny Vegas Live At The Benidorm Palace 2009 DVDRip XVID-bXRi |
Video » Movies |
Johnny Vegas Live At The Benidorm Palace 2009 DVDRip XVID-bXRi
English | Genre: Comedy | 62 minutes | 713.52 MB
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Johnny-Vegas-Live-Benidorm-Palace/dp/B002KERM8M
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VTC – Autodesk Revit Structure 2010 Tutorials
English | ISO | 693Mb
Genre: eLearning Autodesk® Revit® Structure 2010 software integrates a multimaterial physical model with an independently editable analytical model for efficient analysis, design, and documentation.
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#12 :: Discovery Channel - Perfect Disaster: Fire Storm (2006) HDTVRip SoS |
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Discovery Channel - Perfect Disaster: Fire Storm (2006)
English | HDTVRip SoS | AVI | XviD 640x480 1014Kbps 29.97fps | MP3 98Kbps 2CH 48KHz | 00:43:27 | 348MB Perfect disasters are storms that are larger, more dangerous and more deadly than any before them. When all the right ingredients combine, the resulting catastrophes will be "impossible" — a tornado with wind speeds that exceed those seen in a category 5, or a solar storm that causes a worldwide blackout. What would happen if one of these "super storms" crashed into a city like New York, London, Hong Kong, Dallas, Sydney or Toronto?
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#13 :: Electromagnetic Theory and Computation: A Topological Approach (Mathematical Sciences Research Institute Publications) |
E-Books & Tutorials |
| Publisher: Saunt :: 20 November 2009 :: view: 36 |
Electromagnetic Theory and Computation: A Topological Approach (Mathematical Sciences Research Institute Publications)
Publisher: Cambridge University Press | ISBN: 0521801605 | edition 2004 | PDF | 288 pages | 12,16 mb This book explores the connection between algebraic structures in topology and computational methods for 3-dimensional electric and magnetic field computation. Although known since the 19th century, there has been little exposition of the connection's relevance to computational methods in modern topological language. This book closes the gap and will be of interest to researchers working in finite element methods for electromagnetic computation and those who have an interest in numerical and industrial applications of algebraic topology.
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 Norton Ghost 15.0.0.35659 Multilanguage | 360 MbNorton Ghost provides advanced backup and recovery for your computer. Protect your documents, financial records, presentations, photos, music, videos, historical documents, or any other kinds of data you keep on your computer by making a backup of your computer's entire hard disk. Or, limit your backup to include only those files and folders that mean the most to you.
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 Raxco PerfectSpeed PC Optimizer 2.0.0.112 (32/64-bit) | 34,3 MbThis powerful suite of tools makes your PC faster, cleaner, and better protected — from the most trusted name in Microsoft Certified disk defragmentation technology, PerfectDisk. PerfectSpeed PC Optimizer is a state-of-the-art suite of tools that provide a comprehensive solution for improving your computer's health by optimizing your drive using PerfectSpeed PC Optimizer's patented SMARTPlacement technology, SafeCleaning your computer's registry, reclaiming disk space by deleting temporary files/duplicate files, erasing traces of personal information, and tweaking Windows for faster performance and better security. PerfectSpeed PC Optimizer ensures that your Windows 7, Windows Vista, Windows XP Home/Professional, and Windows 2000 Professional systems maintain the best possible performance.
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#16 :: Portable Horatio's Travels 1.0.5044 Eng |
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| Publisher: b1u3eyes :: 20 November 2009 :: view: 66 |
Portable Horatio's Travels 1.0.5044 Eng | 23 MB Follow Horatio on his globe-trotting adventure as he takes tasty treats to some of the wackiest customers on earth. Keep a level head and a steady eye on those orders in this exciting Time Management game. You'll meet persnickety pirates, crusty penguins, ravenous cubs, and and the rest of their ice cream loving friends. Tour paradise and become the fastest scoop in the animal kingdom!
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| Publisher: KissYou :: 20 November 2009 :: view: 59 |
I Love You , Beth Cooper l 700MB How do you transform a very funny book into a dreadfully boring movie? I laughed more from reading the first five pages of Larry Doyle's novel than I did during the entirety of Chris Columbus' film version of I Love You, Beth Cooper, despite the fact that Doyle wrote the screenplay. Much of the dialogue is lifted directly from the book, but when spoken on screen, the lines fall painfully flat. That leaves the attempts at physical humor, which are constant, and will tickle to death only those who love to see pratfalls: "Look, Mommy, man fall down and cry out in agony! Ha, ha!"
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| Publisher: KissYou :: 20 November 2009 :: view: 87 |
K-Lite Codec Pack 5.4.0 Full l 14.2 MB K-Lite Codec Pack is a collection of codecs and related tools. Codecs are required to encode and/or decode (play) audio and video. The K-Lite Codec Pack is designed as a user-friendly solution for playing all your movie files. With the K-Lite Codec Pack you should be able to play 99% of all the movies that you download from the internet.
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| Publisher: megaup :: 19 November 2009 :: view: 102 |
 VSO Image Resizer Business Edition v3.0.1.1 (Portable) | 19.54 Mb
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| Publisher: hienkbmns :: 19 November 2009 :: view: 118 |
Norton Internet Security 2010 17.1.0.19 | 117.29 MB Norton Internet Security was designed to be the fastest virus, spyware and internet protection you can buy. The Norton Internet Security main window acts as a security management interface.
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