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#1 :: Under The Salt 2008 DVDRip XviD-LAP (Bajo la Sal ) |
Video » Movies |
Under The Salt 2008 DVDRip XviD-LAP (Bajo la Sal ) Tagline: Some things should be kept beneath. Plot: A series of murders leads commander TRUJILLO to Santa Rosa de la Sal a town close to a salt mine, where he meets VÍCTOR ZEPEDA…
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Portable Inspiration 8.0a (Size: 37,3 MB) Inspiration is the essential tool students rely on to plan, research and complete projects successfully. With the integrated diagram and outline views, they create graphic organizers and expand topics into writing. This powerful combination encourages learning in multiple modes. As a result, students gain and retain a better understanding of concepts and demonstrate knowledge, improving their performance across the curriculum. Educators use Inspiration to customize instruction, achieve standards, assess student projects and energize learning. An expanded selection of 120+ cross-curricular templates in language arts, social studies, science, planning and thinking makes starting assignments quick and easy.
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Feast 3 DVDRip
I often lament the state of horror movies these days. If it’s not a remake of some schlock splatterhouse flick from the 70s or 80s or a derivation of a foreign concept, it’s some trite excuse to flash tits covered in buckets of gore. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. I mean, good horror is supposed to be a little bad. But there’s a limit. Netflix is resplendent with an assortment of tersely titled grindhouse wannabes, churned out by guys with digital camcorders, Suicide Girl fetishes, and lifetime Fangoria subscriptions. Being a horror writer myself, Awesome. Starting off right where the last one left off. I mean literally. The last five minutes of the last movie are the first five of this one. It’s the principle of Robert Zemeckis: Why make one shitty sequel when you can make two at once? So for those of you keeping score, a bunch of assholes nobody likes are stuck on a roof in a terrible town while monsters try to eat them. I had held a desperate hope that they would have cleaned house castwise like they did between the original (and superiorly funspirited) Feast and Feast II. Instead, they did up a Back to the Feaster II and Feaster III Triple Feast. If Christopher Lloyd doesn’t drive a train off a cliff, this movie already fails.
00:00:36: Clu Gulager, the director’s father, is back as the Bartender who won’t fucking die. He’s standing in the middle of the desert, staring angrily into the camera, saying, “Thanks for fucking my potential acting retirement plan, son. I couldn’t be a stunt hand in a Turkish jerkoff film now. Joke’s on you, I blew your inheritance on hookers and Pixie Sticks.”
00:03:00 Seriously, this is just the end of the last movie. That’s some green filmmaking, Ed Begley Jr. Why this didn’t kill at Sundance is beyond me. If they filmed a compost pile decaying it’d get a four picture fucking deal these days. And yet we’re going to SXSW, where anyone can be a filmmaker if they have $75.
00:04:00: Now I remember why I hate everyone from the last film. Didn’t they kill everyone, goddammit?
00:04:45: Finally! New footage! Honey Pie, my arch nemesis who survived in the credits of the last film — IS DEAD! One of the monsters decrapitated the broad. I don’t care how annoyingly resilient you appear to be. Nobody gets up from a deheadening. Ask the Kurgan.
00:04:47: The monster is eating Honey Pie’s huge noggin like a golden delicious apple. And now. The monster. Is crapping. A human head. Put that on your resume, Heigl.
00:05:00: I guess stupid bitch heads aren’t fortified with the nutrients monsters need to grow up and be in quality films. Five minutes in, and we’ve got recycled footage, a beheading, and scat humor. Stick with YouTube, kids. Five years from now, The Oscar will go to a documentary shot on cell phones. And it’ll be hosted by Tyler Perry.
00:05:30: Christ, again with the little yearbook writeups for the characters. The arc for the Bartender says, “WWII Vet, now fighting his greatest battle, blah-blah-blah.” I’m pretty sure this was the dominant pattern for the script. “They fight monsters with guns on the roof. Make sure chicks are topless. Blood and shit. Blah-blah-fritos scoops are teh shinzorgans.”
00:06:07: Joan Jett the Biker Queen is killing a monster with a motorcycle. I’m positive there’s some sort of austere symbolism for female empowerment going on that I’m not fully appreciating. Probably because she’s spouting such overwhelmingly powerful dialogue, “Die!” and “Bleed!”
00:06:20: “Bleed it out! Bleed it all out!” That’s what I scream at my girlfriend during her special lady time. What? If this movie’s not bringing the A-game, I’m certainly not. Tampax! Gets the red out!
00:06:35: “That’s some Pam Grier shit!” Slasher, the only black character. Congrats on reigniting apartheid, my brother. If memory serves me correctly, the last movie ended with them getting swarmed by monsters on the roof. Where have all the monsters gone? Are they with the cowboys?
00:07:00: Somebody slip in the blood, somebody slip in the blood! C’mon, this calls for some wacky Stoogian hijinks!
00:07:10: What in the piss purple fuck?! Greg Swank is STILL ALIVE? The motherfucker got a steel pipe blasted through his head! It’s still there! They replayed the scene just so we knew! Fucking Swank is played by the goddamn director’s brother. CHRIST! It was SWANK! Swank fell in the goop! Oh, retarded magic is not nearly as much fun to watch when you know where the coins are really disappearing to.
00:07:39: Oh, good. They’re shooting in night vision. So you can bask in all the glorious functionality of the $450 digital camcorder the movie was shot on. White balance next! Autofocus! Anti-tremble function! Whooo! Technology! AV CLUB 4EVA!
00:08:00: Oh, goddamn you, Secrets. I hope someone beats you Oprah and Blue with the Bible. If you recall, she’s called Secrets because she believes in “The Secret”. Also, she keeps repeating, “We gotta believe. We gotta believe.” Who says you can’t have witty social commentary in a grindhouse flick?
00:08:25: They keep going back and forth from nightvision to color. That’s going to use up most of the $65 budget. And a motherfucker needs his goddamn Fritos scoops.
00:08:28: Ahhhh! HAHAHAHAHA! I paused the DVD to write “I bet they’re gonna have a monster jump out from the shadows any second now.” And one did! But in the freeze frame, I can totally see the wire mesh inside the mouth of the costume that the actor looks through! I think it’s James Lipton! Lipton’s the fucking monster!
00:08:49: For those of you keeping score at home, Two monsters have been killed. All by gals. One Honey Pie left out in the rain. She’ll never have to be in the movie again. On our home team we’ve got: Bartender, Slasher, Biker Queen, Secrets, Greg Swank, two Tattooed Biker chicks named Tit Girl and Tat Girl, and theoretically Lightning, unless the midget budget ran over from the last film. Eight is enough! Eight people who will hopefully perish before long!
00:09:00: This movie officially includes more exposed breasts in the first ten minutes of any film I’ve ever seen before, and I’m including pornography.
00:09:37: They keep going close-up on the “dead” monster. I wonder if he’s really dead? Will he jump up and kill? “We’re what’s left of what’s left behind.” Sounds like the Samuel L. “Every Dead Black Hero” Jackson Memorial Monologue to me.
00:10:11: Nope. He lives. They just like zooming in in nightvision. A black guy’s just as green as you and me when the lights are out. Togetherness.
00:10:15: I give up. A guy in a jeep comes driving down the road. And WHATHEFUCKETYFUCKWHISTLE?! THUNDER IS STILL ALIVE?!!!
If you recall from the last movie, Thunder — the other half of the midget team — was splattered all over the street by the ill-fated but awesome midget catapult experiment. He was then subsequently torn in half by the monsters, but being a midget, I’m not sure what fraction that represents. Potentially a third.
And here he is, as a fucking tiny torso with intestines hanging out, STILL ALIVE! And doing reverse pushups.
00:10:20: This must be a new character. He’s driving an army jeep with a spiked ram on the front. He just ran over Thunder! That’s no way to treat your marquee midget, Gulager. Motherfucker was in Pirates of the Caribbean Elevenses: The Search for Ulee’s Gold.
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| Publisher: Saunt :: 21 November 2009 :: view: 32 |
Windows Graphics Programming: Win32 GDI and DirectDraw
Publisher: Prentice Hall PTR | ISBN: 0130869856 | edition 2000 | CHM | 1234 pages | 9,05 mb To deliver high-performance Windows applications, you need an in-depth understanding of the Win32 GDI and DirectDraw—but until now, it's been virtually impossible to discover what's going on "behind" Microsoft's API calls. This book rips away the veil, giving experienced Windows programmers all the information and techniques they need to maximize performance, efficiency, and reliability! You'll discover how to make the most of Microsoft's Windows graphics APIs.
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| Publisher: Saunt :: 21 November 2009 :: view: 37 |
Technical Analysis & Options Strategies
Publisher: Probus Professional Pub | ISBN: 155738407X | edition 1992 | PDF | 238 pages | 20,41 mb This book takes 17 of the most popular options strategies and shows how and when to use them depending upon market conditions. It shows traders the particular options position to take given a specific technical situation. More than just knowledge, this book imparts a system, providing traders with the means by which they can understand and apply each of the strategies duscussed. Furthermore, actual market conditions are used to demonstrate strategies, not "after-the-fact" examples. In addition, this book offers analysis and detailed charts for each of the strategies, as well as discussions on how and when to adjust them.
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#6 :: Tricks of the 3D Game Programming Gurus-Advanced 3D Graphics and Rasterization |
E-Books & Tutorials |
| Publisher: Saunt :: 21 November 2009 :: view: 27 |
Tricks of the 3D Game Programming Gurus-Advanced 3D Graphics and Rasterization
Publisher: Sams | ISBN: 0672318350 | edition 2003 | PDF | 1691 pages | 45,9 mb Today is the greatest time in history to be in the game business. We now have the technology to create games that look real! Sony's Playstation II, XBOX, and Game Cube are cool! But, all this technology isn't easy or trivial to understand - it takes really hard work and lots of Red Bull. The difficulty level of game programming has definitely been cranked up these days in relation to the skill set needed to make games. Andre LaMothe's follow-up book to Tricks of the Windows Game Programming Gurus is the one to read for the latest in 3D game programming. When readers are finished with Tricks of the 3D Game Programming Gurus-Advanced 3D Graphics and Rasterization, they will be able to create a full 3D texture-mapped, lit video game for the PC with a software rasterizer they can write themselves. Moreover, they will understand the underlying principles of 3D graphics and be able to better understand and utilize 3D hardware today and in the future.
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#7 :: VA-Music Paradise from Sander (18.11.09) |
Music |
| Publisher: Dodik :: 21 November 2009 :: view: 48 |
VA-Music Paradise from Sander (18.11.09) | Size: 270 MB
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#8 :: Twin Sector RePack(2009-ENG) |
Games |
| Publisher: neithnim84 :: 21 November 2009 :: view: 69 |
 Twin Sector RePack(2009-ENG)PC Game | Action / 3D / 1st Person / Logic | ENG | 790 Mb The plot tells about the next postapokalipsise, global catastrophe and general despondency. Traditionally the near future, the remnants of humanity have been buried deep underground in the cryogenic chamber, where the chosen people quietly sleep in anticipation of when the planet is once again habitable. And all of a sudden the dream "one" - a girl named Ashley Simms (Ashley Simms) - broke down completely on another occasion. This mad chases artificial intelligence security system OSCAR It turns out that the ideal life support system provided by reason of failure of foreign intervention, and you, as the only individual capable of awakening, as the sole hope for salvation of mankind. Such a complication here.
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#9 :: VA-GO! Tecktonik vol. 2 (2009) |
Music |
| Publisher: Dodik :: 21 November 2009 :: view: 41 |
VA-GO! Tecktonik vol. 2 (2009) | Size: 257 MB
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| Publisher: ifamous :: 21 November 2009 :: view: 50 |
 3delite Vanga Rengi Mangaro v1.2.6.546 | 5.4mbA utility to replace Windows's default file open, save and folder selector dialogs, which are exported functions from comdlg32.dll with Filesystem Dialogs's dialogs. Filesystem Dialogs's purpose is to provide the most powerful user-friendly file and folder selection options and simple file managament tools for the session. In the unregistered version the Enable/Disable option is disabled.
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#11 :: VA - Country Heat 2010 |
Music |
| Publisher: PiXel :: 21 November 2009 :: view: 43 |
VA - Country Heat 2010 | 89.4 Mb Artist: VA Album: Country Heat 2010 Year: 2010 Style: Country Bitrate: 192 kbps Tracks: 16
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Universal Share Downloader 13.67|10.49 MB The program for downloading of files. First of all it is optimised under downloading (including completely automatic) from various file exchange servers of type rаpidshаrе.cоm, megаuplоad.cоm ,hotfile.com and other, sites from video YouTube.com, RuTube.com and other. It is enough to you to add in the reference program, to press start and it will download all independently.
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| Publisher: NovaC :: 21 November 2009 :: view: 39 |
Windows Sofware | Realtek High Definition Audio Drivers | 24+32 MB Realtek High Definition Audio Codec Driver - this is the sound drivers for a new generation of audio Realtek (HD Audio), namely models ALC882, ALC883, ALC885, ALC888, ALC861VD, ALC660, ALC662, ALC260, ALC262, ALC267, ALC268 and ALC269. The advantages of High Definition Audio specification before AC'97 include: full support for new audio formats, a high frequency bandwidth, support for connecting audio devices, under Technology Plug and Play, more accurate speech recognition and input.
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Norton Antivirus 2010 v17.1.0.19 | 91 Mb Norton AntiVirus 2010 will be the fastest and lightest malware scanner Symantec has ever delivered. The Norton AntiVirus application scans faster and uses less memory than any other antivirus product on the market. Unlike free solutions from Microsoft, Norton AntiVirus includes intrusion detection to detect malicious code hidden in web sites before it can strike.
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TuneUp Utilities 2010 v9.0.2010.16 | 21.6 Mb TuneUp Utilities can make your Windows operating system faster, more comfortable and more secure with just a few mouse clicks. And all operations performed on the operating system are completely safe, because all changes are monitored by TuneUp Rescue Center and can be undone at any time. All TuneUp Utilities modules can be accessed through a common interface that is divided into six categories.
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Hirens Boot CD v10.02 + Keyboard Patch | 186 Mb Hiren’s Boot CD is a boot CD containing various diagnostic programs such as partitioning agents, system performance benchmarks, disk cloning and imaging tools, data recovery tools, MBR tools, BIOS tools, and many others for fixing various computer problems. It is a Bootable CD; thus, it can be useful even if the primary operating system cannot be booted. Hiren’s Boot CD has an extensive list of software. Utilities with similar functionality on the CD are grouped together and seem redundant; however, they present choices through UI differences. Hiren’s BootCD – All in one Dos Bootable CD which has all these utilities.
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4 AIO in One Hacking Video Training and Ebooks Collection | 795 MB 1.Best Ever Hacking Video Collection AiO A penetration Attack Reconstructed Bluesnafling a nokia hand set Breaking WEP in 10 minutes Buffer Overflow Buffer Overflow Exploits 3
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Lick Library: Learn To Play Oasis – DVDRiP | 1.84 GB
DVDRip | 512×384 | AVI | XVID 1976 kbps | 25 fps | Aspect ratio: 4:3 | MP3 192 kpbs Lick Library present five songs by the biggest British band of the nineties, Oasis, for you to learn and master.
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#19 :: Otto Or Up With Dead People 2009 DVDRip XviD AC3-ViSiON |
Video » Movies |
Otto Or Up With Dead People 2009 DVDRip XviD AC3-ViSiON
Genre: Comedy | Drama | Horror | 1.45 GB
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1151384/
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#20 :: The Kinks - The Pye Album Collection (Box Set) 2007 |
Music |
The Kinks - The Pye Album Collection (Box Set) 2007
2007 | Rock | Flac / Lossless image+.cue | 2.05 GB
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